Skitzocow Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH - Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. New channel: Deputy Fox

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If you ever wanna feel like less of a man, you don't need to try bowhunting or get shot down by a smokin' hot model. You just gotta watching that video of Herk ripping out his own tooth and realizing that you'll never be that badass.
Seriously though. Tom Hanks passed out like a pussy when he knocked his tooth out after crying for a bit before doing the deed. But Herk, he just hocks a loogie of spit and blood and goes on his way.

The guy is truly a Viking Lord who walks amongst us. He is one of a kind and long may he roam the earth and dole out his justice. I wish he’d do a Canadian tour! I would smoke copious bowls of hashish with him and ask him to regale me with his stories of taking down the baby rapers and pigs! The guy deserves a fucking monument in his name if you ask me.
 
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I think it's all in his delivery. He is not subtle at all in broadcasting his wannabe superhero persona, but he is so over the top, I get the sense the cops look around to make sure they aren't on some prank show. Fedsmoker's brand of crazy is too perfect.
 

millais

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I think he is also lucky that most of the time, he is dicking around with small town Midwestern cops who have little prior experience in handling someone as intense and unhinged as him.
 

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I think it's all in his delivery. He is not subtle at all in broadcasting his wannabe superhero persona, but he is so over the top, I get the sense the cops look around to make sure they aren't on some prank show. Fedsmoker's brand of crazy is too perfect.
The way they look and act. They narrow their eyes and answer everything professionally. It's like they have a hunch they're on some kind of reality TV show or something akin to Deagle Nation.
 

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Herk is building a church on top of his car. Constructed of stainless steel and aluminium. He's going to install a fan and air conditioning for the dog. Is this the next chapter? Fedsmoker the Missionary?
As with every fedsmoker vid I have so many questions
1. Is this actually a new vid? The timestamp says October 2000 and he occasionally reuploads old videos for no reason, but he also probably has equipment that hasn't been used in almost 20 years
2. Is Bud the Dog still alive? There aren't many shots of "the dog" but it doesn't look like Bud and I assumed that he had met an unfortunate end, I would be delighted to find out he somehow survived the Herkster's valhalla-bound lifestyle
3. Is Conald actually speaking with God? I was just reading some old conversations about Terry Davis and it's interesting how all the absolutely batshit insane but blessed with an almost supernatural intellect/charisma types have a divine tinge to their crazy person ramblings, commonly claiming that they've been given a higher command from a deity. There's a theory that all ancient prophets/shamans were just crazy as shit which is cool, what's even more interesting is a posit that they actually have a connection to the divine but their minuscule human intellect is too weak to properly absorb and communicate the message coherently. This idea fucking rules so it's what I assume to be true
e: Drunkpost, don't know what the hell I was going on about at the end there
 
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1. Is this actually a new vid? The timestamp says October 2000 and he occasionally reuploads old videos for no reason, but he also probably has equipment that hasn't been used in almost 20 years
That's the current Herkmobile. You can see it at the beginning of the video where he's talking to redhead cop a few pages back. I think there was mention of getting a new dog a while back, but my memory isn't the greatest.
 

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Bud was his faithful companion on the road for a long time, but it has been about 2 years since Bud was given away to a father-son pair of homeless vagabonds because Bud couldn't get along with Herk's current dog, who was then a puppy.
 
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