Inactive Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Pukekiller / SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH - Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. Last channel: Deputy Fox, Fucking Dead

Ellesse_warrior

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In 2018 and 2019 it seemed like Conald was uploading really old shit... from like 2000-era. Dude probably had boxes of tapes. We can only pray that his unseen content has a chance to be archived and doesn’t end up in a landfill.
I think you may have been watching one of the archive channels. Witboys Napa and Filthy Churches were his two latest channels and started from around June 2019. They are archived and summarized in the thread because Herk never uploaded his videos in order.
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Here's part 10 of Herk's second Fedsmoker Channel. There will probably be 3 more installments to this channel, I thought there would be more but he's included some videos which I previously uploaded from his Wardsfedsmoker channel. ( https://kiwifarms.net/threads/conald-petersen-fedsmoker-saint-herkster-pukekiller-shemale-tranny-church.10885/post-5884326 Epic Cop Ranting)

Herk Contemplates his Life:
'100 3572': Filming a river. Americans, I wish I could just sit at oceans and rivers like this all day and be left alone so I wouldn't have to trash more people. System won't let me be no matter what system, town or state... Lights up a crack pipe(?)

' 100 3582': Spring has sprung Americans. I'm springing into action soon. I gotta get the fuck outta here before I, crash, burn, cry. Chuckles.

Phone Calls to FBI Omaha:
'100 3549': On the phone to Officer Kemp at FBI Omaha. There's a problem with Herk's licence. Kemp asks for the number but Herk can't make it out (His eyesight is gone shit). Kemp can't look up his licence without that. Herk asks Kemp if he thinks he's a nice guy, Kemp says that he's never met him only talked to him on the phone so he wouldn't know.

'100 3550': Continued from previous video. Herk tries reading out his licence number again. Says he's going to need to get some glasses.

Herk reacts:
'100 3552': Americans, Americans, I've smoked many white people on record but I've only gotten very few black. Here's one black guy that got very threatening, the other cops have always been pretty good. This guy failed. Starts playing an audio recording, Herk says he was trying to get a gas voucher and this guy just went coo coo on him. Can hear the got going off at Herk for recording him. You know what's good about not having a girlfriend Americans? Not having to put up with her stupid bullshit when you're just trying to get laid. Starts talking about some bitch he doesn't want to talk to ever again. Calls her a step up artist, says he threw her out of his car (probably the nasty twinkie from the videos I uploaded yesterday).

Herk is being haunted by a ghost child:
'SUNP0002': Americans, once again Herk News we're out of Manowa (spelling?) Lake Manowa. Having a hell of a day I think the kids spirits are haunting me once again. Dropped my good camera here, into a wrong one, into a, it doesn't matter, a cup of pop, coca cola ruined it. Starts talking about how the news was acting stupid while he was trying to call them earlier about a kid that drowned and believes that he was on the phone with the Sheriff while the kid was drowning right in the lake in front of him.

'SUNP0001': Americans, news 3 is over there taking the story in the kid drowning. I've dropped my good camera in my soda pop here I don;t think this kid wants to be taunted with a story from Herk news. I really don't. My good camera's destroyed right as I started filming. Weird.

One man protest about IDEOLOGY!:
'MVI 4365': Filming a group of people in a convertible. Herk yells can I get a hell yeah for this guy? This is some serious ideology.

' MVI 4366': Yells ideology's the name of the game at a couple driving past. Says God bless you to them as they drive off. He's got a sign attached to his shirt. Sign says Osama for President.

'MVI 4367': We're talking about some serious ideology now!

'MVI 4368': Fifteen virgins! That's 15% more than Mary has to offer! Yeeeeaaaagghhh, Woo!

'MVI 4373': Yells do you like Jesus at a car driving past.

'MVI 4374': Yells we're talking about serious ideology here kids, very serious ideology, at a guy on a motorcycle and someone in an suv.

'MVI 4377': He's protesting outside a Naval Air Station. Could you ask for a better place to picket Americans? Could you ask for a presidential candidate to come in at a place- and a plane flying, oh it's glorious. Pretends to shoot the plane.

'MVI 4380': Filming the sunset, it's a glorious daya again, we're at the -

'MVI 4381': Filming his sign. That's some serious business!

'MVI 4382': Yelling 15% more virgins Americans, at some tourists.

'MVI 4383': I can't believe this glorious day, give it up -

'MVI 4384': 15% more!-

Casino Time:
'SANY0007': At a slot machine.

'SANY0008': Singing I don't deserve it while playing the slot machine.

'SANY0010': Continued from last video. Still singing,

'SANY0009': Still singing.

'SANY0016' Now yelling I don't deserve it, no!

'SANY0017': Talking to a guy in the casino parking lot. This guy has helped Herk a lot.

Camera Shopping:
'SANY0130': Herk's got all his cameras and recorders out of a table. These Chinese bastards need to get it together... gonna stop buying this new junk and stick to the old. Thanks the ladies at Walmart for helping him out.

'SANY0129': Shout out to Walmart for having some of the best cameras in the world Americans.

Burger King:
'SANY0018': Council Bluffs Burger King need to sort their shit out. Herk is pissed that there's no one around to take his order.

'SANY0019': Pretends to shoot the server at Burger King.

Cops:
'SANY0003': Pretends to shoot a cop car driving past.

'SANY0020': Stalker cops trying to turn Herk into Rosa Parks.

'SANY0021': Herk was done with these morons, even went to the Greyhound station but they didn't have a box for his bike. That's why he's back.

'SANY0022': Cops whipping around in threatening fashions Americans. Who knows where this is going to take us now?Who knows? It's somewhere around the 11th of August Americans. I have a feeling it's going to get ugly.
 

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Gangster Talk

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Are there any recovered videos of when he somehow found three pairs of camera sunglasses and began wearing all three at once for maximum efficiency? I haven't been able to find them again and it's some of my favorite Fedsmoker content, at some point he crashed a police station or some other government building and just remembering the look of sheer bewilderment on the clerk's face makes me giggle.

You can see them briefly in this tribute vid
 

Broseph Stalin

Smoke a Fed for St. Herkster
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Are there any recovered videos of when he somehow found three pairs of camera sunglasses and began wearing all three at once for maximum efficiency? I haven't been able to find them again and it's some of my favorite Fedsmoker content, at some point he crashed a police station or some other government building and just remembering the look of sheer bewilderment on the clerk's face makes me giggle.

You can see them briefly in this tribute vid
God dammit, I can't help but cry when I watch that video. :(
 

Love Soze

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Wow. I had no idea I knew a lolcow. I never noticed this thread existed until now, but he has been in my old hometown area for years. I hadn't heard anything about him in years because I've moved, but I just told my family about his death and he was apparently just seen in the Albany Oregon area on Saturday. Rip in pepperoni lolcow. Wish I had known about your thread before. And I hope his dog is ok
 

wenttobermuda

Here on the plains of Oblivion, on sexual business
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Surprised, and sorry, that the ride is over so soon. If lolcows are all about amusement, he is an all time great.

He'd be even better known if his work was more archived. I know some tried. He produced so much content, spread out in so many directions, that there was always kind of a high barrier to entry. He was so productive that I'm sure a lot of great moments were lost.
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Big Nasty

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I think there's a bit of confusion around Herk's channels so here are the archived ones in order. (They are not in order in the thread)
Youzuck January 8, 2008
Graz Calaw January 7th 2010
Brent Miller Sep 2010
Wardsfedsmoker Feb- August 2011
Fedsmoker Herk June 2012
Chamleysteve August 2012
Fed Zmoker Dec 2012
Fedsmoker Herk May 2013
Fedsmoker August 2013
Fedsmoker April 2014
Fedsmoker Saint Herkster Nov - Dec 2014
Shemale Tranny Church April - May 2015
Witboys Napa June - July 2019
Filthy Churches Sep 2019 - Feb 2020 (Filthy Churches is also interspersed with other channels further down the thread after I caught up with him.)
What happened to SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH?
 

Ryker

Broken, dissolute, misanthropic scum...but lovely!
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F, baby, F.

Let the chips fall where they may, buy the ticket, take the ride, reap the whirlwind and laugh all the way to hell itself. Fedsmoker broke the mold. An American treasure if ever there was one. Requiescat in pace, you absolute barking mad berserker.
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Here's part 11 of Herk's second Fedsmoker channel:

People help Herk, Herk helps people:
'Fedsmoker': A dude literally gives Herk the shirt off his back.

'SANY0005': Talking about someone spying on him while he's got a plastic bag in his mouth.

'SUNP0001': Filming a dude with dread locks. Herk yells Americans.

'SUNP0002': Take 2. Herk is filming the guy with dreadlocks and giving him a shout out for helping him sand down the Fedsmoker car. Guy is a hitch hiker Herk picked up. He's got 3 dogs with him.

Crashing a cop party: (This whole saga is hilarious)
'MVI 1927':Filming a bouncer. Herk says he nearly knocked this guy out because he tried to stop him from going in to a cop party.

'MVI 1929': Private party Americans, on duty for you people. Private party. Pretends to shoot the bouncer.

'MVI 1931': Bouncers discriminated against Herk by not letting him go in to see his cops. Pretends to shoot them.

'MVI 1932':Herk has made a sign to protest being discriminated against. Pretends to shoot the bouncer again. Sign says Mangoes gave me food poisoning.

'MVI 1933': Herk is filming the bouncer filming him holding up his sign.

'MVI 1934': Continued from last video. Still filming each other. Herk calls him a nigga and pretends to shoot him.

'MVI 1935': Guy comes out to get Herk to go away. Herk tells him he's not talking to him, he's just holding up his sign because the bouncer discriminated against him. He just wanted to see if cops were drinking in there.

'MVI 1936': Herk is showing his sign to people walking down the street and telling them he got food poisoning.

'MVI 1937': Filming a taxi driver. I heard you were a baby raper you fat fuck!

'MVI 1938': Filming the restaurant . This place is clearing out all of a sudden Americans, I don;t know what's going on. Pretends to shoot a couple at an ATM.

'MVI 1939': Pretends to shoot a guy walking down the street.

'MVI 1940': Filming two cops. This guy's my friend Americans, he's a good guy. Bitch is dirty.

'MVI 1941': Holding up his sign saying this is the butterfly effect Americans, when you get police reports wrong on purpose. Lady cop comes up to Herk and says can I help you. Herk asks her for a cigarette and she says she doesn't smoke and points out that he's got a smoke in his mouth. He tells her he's looking for Hall. Two more cops surround Herk. Herk asks what was going on in the bar that he couldn't go in while they were in there. Lady cop just keeps saying that Herk's been trespassed from the bar. Herk tells the cops to tell Hall, Wood and some other exceptional individual that was a witness that this is the butterfly effect. Herk asks for their names and gives the lady cop and one of the other cops shit for not answering him properly.

'MVI 1942': Herk walks behind the cops and asks if they want to hold the sign with him.

'MVI 1943': Herk pretends to shoot the cops.

'MVI 1944': Filming the cops walking off. I think you'll find Americans, I always win. I always win X3. Pretends to shoot the cops again.

'MVI 1945': Because I'm fucking Herk news baby. Yeah! Pretends to shoot the cop car.

Herk gets into a fight/ Chief Donny:
'MVI 2223': Dude walks from across the street to tell Herk to put his stuff away because there's kids around. Herk immediately starts yelling at him.

'MVI 2228': Herk yelling at a cop. Tells him to get Chief Donny down here and goes back to holding up his sign.

'MVI 2230': Herk is yelling at a whole trolley full of people about how he's going to take Chief Donny down.

'MVI 2247': Herk yelling where's Chief Donny at, at a cop in a cop car. Cop tells him to change his shirt. Herk asks what's wrong with it. Cop says the wording.

'MVI 2248': Continued from previous video. Herk says he got the shirt in this town. (Shirt says Fuck on it). Herk asks if it's arrestible (yelling) Cop says if someone makes a complaint. Herk yells let them make a complaint.
 

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