Conference with intake and triage nurses follwed by ranting at select kiwi farmers 6/7/21 -

[Space Cooter]

Also he fucked a dog, so he isn’t a dog virgin for sure

Funny you should say this as Tom is looking for a dog in this video. A friend of a friend (someone named Cohen, go figure) was advertising a half mastiff puppy.

Looks like Tom has a new romance saga incoming. Hopefully the dog isn't as judgmental as that autistic Arab guy who spurned his advances.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Funny you should say this as Tom is looking for a dog in this video. A friend of a friend (someone named Cohen, go figure) was advertising a half mastiff puppy.

Looks like Tom has a new romance saga incoming. Hopefully the dog isn't as judgmental as that autistic Arab guy who spurned his advances.

If the saga ends with a frightened dog ripping Tom’s knob off and running away while he bleeds out on his shit-covered floor, who are we to question fate?

 

[AnOminous]

Other than his (thwarted) attempts to fondle minors and his successful fondling of canines...is Tom a virgin?

He blew some diseased hobo who stiffed him on the pay.

 

[Space Cooter]

posted in wrong thread like a dumbass. Please delete. Sorry I'm new here

 

[Consider Lizards]

This video is actually gold even if it's long.

Act 1

0hr-12minutes Tom speaks to a poor innocent legal secretary named Rebecca about his many plights. He actually performs a fairly eloquent monologue about how his family all hate him. He demands an audit and complains that attorneys charge money for services. Tom blames medical malpractice and him being intersex (he's not) for his family wanting nothing to do with him. We however, know it's because he's a lazy disgusting leach. There appears to be genuine sympathy in Rebecca's voice. I hope she never discovers that the man pretending to be a woman she spoke with is actually a pedophile dog fucker. Act 1 closes with Tommy chuckling manninshly and wishing the poor woman a happy pride day.

Act 2

12 minutes-2hr~ Tom teases calling the Jewish community center but ends up not doing it. Tom reads various posts from the various social media and forums that hate him. He pretends to know about things he doesn't. He makes several references to his musical talents, which are belied by a litany of video evidence.

There are some gems in here, including Tom discussing wanting to buy a dog off a fellow tribesman (for protective not romantic purposes of course). He also shills his substack and demands positive interaction or subscribers will be blocked.

Act 3

2hr-2hr27 Tom mostly says nothing and clicks around like an ape that has been shown how to use a computer. He looks extra creepy in this segment--more than usual. He closes by uttering toothless (lol) threats and demanding money from detractors.

The dramatic conclusion (Act 4)

2hr27-Fin. The best part of the video. If you're going to watch anything, watch this. Tom talks to a LEO about fake email death threats sent by a troll named Trayvon. Tom yells "nigga" at the detective at least twice in his best imitation ebonics. Tom closes out the video with a Werneresque lament about intergenerational misunderstandings and his distaste for millenial/zoomer vernacular.

This is a great summary, but it's for this video https://kiwifarms.net/threads/08-06-2021-good-morning-facebook.92203/#post-9172937 , you should post it there, it's a long ass video to endure.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He blew some diseased hobo who stiffed him on the pay.

Then he pretended it was a professional rugby player.

 

[Consider Lizards]

Then he pretended it was a professional rugby player.

As you do. If you're Tommie...

 

[MediocreMilt]

I don't know how many of you watched to the end, but around the 37 minute mark he threats to sue lawyers if they won't take his case. I'm dying over here.

 

[Dee Price]

He blew some diseased hobo who stiffed him on the pay.

got a pat on the head and a put it on my tab LOL tom got used and REKT that day.

posted in wrong thread like a dumbass. Please delete. Sorry I'm new here

It is not a problem most Kiwi's are very cool and have no issues with things like this. No need to delete No one will say anything about it.

KF is a cool place with a lot of really cool people who are easy going and fun to hang around posting our comments about tom with.

And in no time you will be a regular with lots of friends who all make fun of Thomas for his gross vile ways.