Confess your past internet faux pas -

[Screw Danlon]

I think everyone has one of those internet things they did, that later they found out was dumb/autistic/annoying.

so come, confess them, and absolve them via mockery.


I was one of those ellipsis people... who would end every sentence with ellipses... It turns out, it doesn’t make you seem more intelligent... it just makes your posts read like a telegram...

 

[CBDsoap]

No.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Ellipses means you're asserting your dominance over the reader, you turned into a massive cuck

 

[Horton Hears A Whoreson]

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[trevshoms]

I just had access to the internet at an inappropriate age, self diagnosing myself with everything under the sun and drew shitty "vent art" generally just moping around for asspats all the time even though I had plenty of "friends" who would talk to me. Eventually everyone got tired of my shit and started unfollowing me, which was for the best.

 

[MrTroll]

I used AIM, and still would if it still existed.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

I just had access to the internet at an inappropriate age, self diagnosing myself with everything under the sun and drew shitty "vent art" generally just moping around for asspats all the time even though I had plenty of "friends" who would talk to me. Eventually everyone got tired of my shit and started unfollowing me, which was for the best.

Ditto.

Thankfully got off the internet and was forced into social situations that helped me shed the autism.

 

[Meat Target]

Lots of powerleveling on a number of sites.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

i had so simple password for my mail that someone took it from me. 21 yrs ago I think.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Lots of powerleveling on a number of sites.

Yeah, that seems to be a common youth mistake.

I remember back when I was a jannie for a site where most of our users were late teens - early 20’s, making a thread about that (obviously we didn’t call it powerlevelling then), and lightly doxed a few skeptics to prove the point.

Even then, pre-Facebook it was pretty easy for most of them, and it’s disturbing sometimes how much easier it is now.

 

[pussy raptor]

When I was 12 I got banned on Neopets for saying a cuss word.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Powerleveling, a-logs, autistic shit on forums acting like SammyClassicSonic but through text.

I look back on it and cringe.

 

[soft bones]

I used to catfish on IMVU for in game currency at 14.

 

[poopnigga295]

I support Israel, LGBT rights and Black People.

 

[Dyn]

I deliberately installed a virus a baphomet member sent me because I thought it would be a power-move.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

I had a myspace account, and I conversed with comic book themed profiles and one dirty britsh 'slag'.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Just like a certain pro wrestling themed member of this site, I used to think I was a tough guy and would challenge people to fight me IRL after getting into petty slapfights.

 

[Foxxo]

You're not getting me! I already confessed my sins on the chat, before and after the massive email leak.

I did whine excessively to Null about his email server not working, though, only to not use it.

 

[RussianParasite]

I gave my RuneScape armor over to a stranger for trimming.

 

[Furret]

I was a serial account hopper and generally autistic in a lot of different places. I like to imagine that I've improved, though.