[EDIT: Connor's post history for pretty much everywhere can be found in this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/connor-bible.7044/page-254#post-623479 ]
@Connor is a long-term forum user and beloved pet. He's most known for having absolutely no filter and requesting an account deletion every week.
He's repeatedly gotten into the spotlight for saying crazy things, which he almost immediately regrets and tries to cover up by requesting an account deletion. He is literally incapable of staying away from the website, probably because he has nothing better to do.
A frequent user of Wrong Planet, perhaps trying to substitute the forums and keep away, his posts are pretty funny.
A general warning about the CWCki Forums:
Connor tries to quit masturbating:
Funny stories include:
- A general distrust of adoptive parents. He got into a fight with Marvin, who was a child reared by foster care, over if foster care parents are at all useful.
- A seething disdain for the moving Juno. This is because it portrayed adoptive parents in a positive light, or something. I ended up streaming Juno for the entire forum at some point and that was pretty fun.
- This fucking quote:
"There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath."
- One time recently, after asking to be banned for 2 years, I turned his name pink. He seemed to believe this was an actual ban and vanished for a week.
And some other stuff. I just wanted to lay a foundation.
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