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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 54 7.0%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 446 58.2%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 179 23.4%

  • Total voters
    766

BaronBoi

British sosig
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Considering Connor posted a link to the BL forums (off-topic I know.) and the only way to sign into the forums is to have a copy of the game, I believe I have encountered him on the game itself.

Edit: Just going to ask this: Does anyone want to hear my stories regarding my run ins with my Connor so that we can pinpoint if this is the same Connor?
 
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MerriedxReldnahc

World's Okay-est Proctologist
True & Honest Fan
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You know, I'm proud of Connor for staying away from the farms for so long. Now that probably doesn't mean he got his life together in that time, but he isn't spending hours trying to convince us it's all his fault that he can't write a novel.

*edit* I swore that I wrote "our" fault instead of "his" but you know, I think the misstype is more appropriate.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear

He's just this guy, you know?
True & Honest Fan
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You know, I'm proud of Connor for staying away from the farms for so long. Now that probably doesn't mean he got his life together in that time, but he isn't spending hours trying to convince us it's all his fault that he can't write a novel.
That is a good point. The sprat used to beg to be banned because he couldn't stay away on his own. Now, he's at least mastered a skill far beyond that of such minds as @Brad Watson_Miami , @Mikemikev, and @Ketchup'. Connor's intellectual peer is, obviously, @Cowlick.
 

bearycool

The Movie Night Queen
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You know, I'm proud of Connor for staying away from the farms for so long. Now that probably doesn't mean he got his life together in that time, but he isn't spending hours trying to convince us it's all his fault that he can't write a novel.
I just thought the crotch fungus finally turned terminal.
 

Chan the Wizard

My Gemsona is autistic
True & Honest Fan
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Don't really see Connor having the dedication to become a serious alcoholic/coke fiend
Chronic masturbation will be his vice.
Really you could make a whole story using past King works:
Connor, driving a possessed Chrysler, runs down and kills Stephen King, in retribution a gypsy curses Connor to slowly transform into King without the talent, going mad he abducts Molly Ringwald and takes her to a secluded cabin to be his unwitting muse.
Null, using his gift of the shining, discovers the foul plot, kills Connor, rescues Molly and they go riding off into the sunset on his silver bike.