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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 54 7.0%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 446 58.2%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 179 23.4%

  • Total voters
    766

William Shatner

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Danny Devito holding a painting of a Sonichu OC
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I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
 

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He's just this guy, you know?
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I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
Connor has this absolutely autistic fixation on actresses that haven't been relevant for decades. Yes, people loved Molly Ringwald and Julia Roberts. Lots of people also hated them. No one in the real world has really given a shit either way in a long, long time.
Connor doesn't comprehend this. He wonders why the rest of us don't pick up where 1998's pop culture left off.
 

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I can kind of feel Connor on this one because at one point I had an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts that I still can't fully articulate. Nowadays I couldn't care less but 15 year-old me just despised her. But this was decades ago. I can't even recall the last movie I even heard of her being in.

What does she even do these days?
She is my personal avatar, People's Most Beautiful Person 1991, 2000, 2005, and 2017.

Career wise? Wikipedia says last role was for a series on Amazon. Show is supposedly continuing [last episode premiered in 2018] but she's not coming back.
So a lot of lolnothing.

It's funny because he wasn't even born yet when Pretty Woman came out.