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More and more photos like these on Instagram lately. Wonder if we’re about to enter a modeling phase, only with hand me downs and donated clothes for old women, Digi seems really into capturing her legs and doing that mouth open cool sensual kind of expression.
 

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More and more photos like these on Instagram lately. Wonder if we’re about to enter a modeling phase, only with hand me downs and donated clothes for old women, Digi seems really into capturing her legs and doing that mouth open cool sensual kind of expression.
for fucks sake buy actual clothes stop wearing your mom's hand me downs you fucking child
 

BigFatStupidIdiot

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do you even have to ask? of course not.
Dick Masterson is considering paying for the RV. He said as much in one of his latest episodes. However, I don't think that will happen. For one, their whole plan was to move into and RV instead of having a house. They weren't going to do IRL streaming or even film the inside of thing because "they don't want to be tracked." There is no way Dax will allow them to not film the RV or simply pay them to make Voidgazers.

Dax is a full blown psychopath and if he's willing to pay for an RV for them, he's gonna need their souls. He's going to squeeze and squeeze them for content until Digi does something crazy like shoots up a school and kidnaps a child while Riley talks to the police outside, asking if they want to piss on him and his prostitute girlfriend for warmth.
 

Crystal Golem

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Dick Masterson is considering paying for the RV. He said as much in one of his latest episodes. However, I don't think that will happen. For one, their whole plan was to move into and RV instead of having a house. They weren't going to do IRL streaming or even film the inside of thing because "they don't want to be tracked." There is no way Dax will allow them to not film the RV or simply pay them to make Voidgazers.

Dax is a full blown psychopath and if he's willing to pay for an RV for them, he's gonna need their souls. He's going to squeeze and squeeze them for content until Digi does something crazy like shoots up a school and kidnaps a child while Riley talks to the police outside, asking if they want to piss on him and his prostitute girlfriend for warmth.
I mean they probably all sleep together on a pile of dirty clothes like a pack of wild dogs anyways right? Why can't diddler dax just shell out for a van with a tow behind dumpster and they'll be right at home.
 

Nick Obre

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I'm not super deep on Dick Masterson, but is he that loaded, that he could shell out 50-100k for a Retard RV? Keep in mind, the chance could be, that instead producing lots of lolcow drama and a big return on investment, they just waste away and fade into obscurity, so losing 50-100k might hurt unless one has like 5mill+ in the bank.
I'm not either, but I think he does have that kind of money. Aside from the show and all that shit, I've heard he's got a regular, unrelated company that does something normal.
 

Lickety Slit

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There is no way Dax will allow them to not film the RV or simply pay them to make Voidgazers.

Dax is a full blown psychopath and if he's willing to pay for an RV for them, he's gonna need their souls. He's going to squeeze and squeeze them for content until Digi does something crazy like shoots up a school and kidnaps a child while Riley talks to the police outside, asking if they want to piss on him and his prostitute girlfriend for warmth.
I always thought Digi posting the Ygg vs Gunt fight to YouTube was strange, even for him. Everyone came out of that looking like assholes. Riley suckerpunches to start the fight. Null pointed out in his stream reaction that they had to bleep out Ralph talking about business with Dick, which just awkwardly highlights that they've got some private business with Dick. The rationale I came to at the time that it was primarily motivated by spite at May. A way to show her in video when she's acting manic and crazy.

But perhaps the more likely reason why that was such a high effort video was because it was really a pitch to Dick. "Hey look at the drama we can drum up, imagine if we were mobile." But that just makes Riley not appearing on The Dick Show afterwards absolute nonsense.

I know I'm trying to find some line of reason in these gaggle of irrational fucks, but I feel like there must be an answer.
 

Konstantin Romanov

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I know I'm trying to find some line of reason in these gaggle of irrational fucks, but I feel like there must be an answer.
It's simple. Barely managing to move the atrophied body of Ethan Ralph three feet out the door with the help of your retarded girlfriend and the element of surprise is the most chad thing Conrad or Billy could imagine. They expected a hero's welcome on the Dick Show and unilateral praise for their victory, the exact dubious prize that Ralph got.
 

Fuck It We'll Do It Live

Fucking Thing Sucks!
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I always thought Digi posting the Ygg vs Gunt fight to YouTube was strange, even for him. Everyone came out of that looking like assholes. Riley suckerpunches to start the fight. Null pointed out in his stream reaction that they had to bleep out Ralph talking about business with Dick, which just awkwardly highlights that they've got some private business with Dick. The rationale I came to at the time that it was primarily motivated by spite at May. A way to show her in video when she's acting manic and crazy.

But perhaps the more likely reason why that was such a high effort video was because it was really a pitch to Dick. "Hey look at the drama we can drum up, imagine if we were mobile." But that just makes Riley not appearing on The Dick Show afterwards absolute nonsense.

I know I'm trying to find some line of reason in these gaggle of irrational fucks, but I feel like there must be an answer.
To borrow pro-wrestling terminology, I have considered at times that the Guntfight may have all been a "worked shoot"; there was genuine beef (May breaking up with Digi, along with her alleged infidelity with Gunt) and fists were meant to connect, but perhaps only with pulled punches (maybe only MintSalad couldn't control her retard strength in her straights, thus opening up Gunt's face, causing him to bleed), but perhaps everyone, including Gunt himself, was in on it, with Gunt's constant bringing up of Dick only to be censored by Digi, suggesting that it may have all been indeed a "pitch" for Dick's patronage, as you have put it. Really, why would Riley have any beef with Gunt to begin with, unless it was fake? Wiggers love drama, even if it's the fake and gay kind they've created.

May leaving her belongings behind in Digi's house (along with the alleged theft of Digi's Nintendo Switch by May's Dad) may have been the pretence to create such fake internet drama.

Then again, Riley's refusal to appear on The Dick Show to shoot a promo on Gunt would kill any "work".

It has also been almost three months since that fight, with most people probably having completely forgotten it (or at least lose interest in it) by now. Even this thread had a resurgence of interest when that video dropped, but as the Ygg Crew collectively have no idea how to create entertaining content (with the Guntfight opportunity having been practically given to them), it has lead to this site also losing interest in Digi all over again.
It's simple. Barely managing to move the atrophied body of Ethan Ralph three feet out the door with the help of your retarded girlfriend and the element of surprise is the most chad thing Conrad or Billy could imagine. They expected a hero's welcome on the Dick Show and unilateral praise for their victory, the exact dubious prize that Ralph got.
Come to think of it, why didn't Dick invite Riley as the main guest instead of Ralph? The former is his employee, so he will say anything Dick wants (to drum up drama), while the latter is a self-promoting braggard loose cannon.

[EDIT: minor proofreading corrections]
 
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