Conservative Lolcows -

[ZepFloyd94]

Why settle on just Christians and Realty Show actors when we've got tons of lolcows from the right side of the political spectrum. And this thread will showcase said lolcows.

Here's a couple off the top of my head.


Glenn Beck

This video pretty much sums up this guy's idiocy.

Dinesh D'Souza

For those out of the loop, here's a quick rundown on this Indian Alfred E. Neuman. This guy has written various books and created a couple of documentaries (read: 90 minutes of him rambling instead of actually making a point), one of which claims that the reason Obama is "destroying" America is because he has daddy issues, at least that's what I got from sitting through that mess known as 2016. He's also a pretty big supporter of colonialism (I guess he isn't bothered to look up the horrible things the British did to his native India) and is going through a severe "OBAMA AND THE LIBS ARE OUT TO GET ME!!!" phase ever since it was discovered that he made a few illegal campaign contributions.

Which other conservative lolcows would you like to share? Personal or notable, I'd like to know.

 

[EI 903]

Television talking heads tend not to make true lolcows, as the stupid shit they do is for attention and ratings.

 

[HG 400]

I hate Republicans. Republicans are stupid. I hate Republicans.

 

[c-no]

Dinesh D'Souza

Is it wrong if I said he somehow reminded me of Tay Zonday of Chocolate Rain? Also, as Hellblazer said, these people are on t.v. They just do it to get ratings and such and what better way than to act like this?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Ann Coulter -

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html

If you like soccer and paid attention to the World Cup, you're what's wrong with America. I'm not sure if this is just a pathetic attempt for attention, satire or her TRUE and HONEST feelings.

 

[Dr. Meme]

REPUBKICANS ARE DUMB BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE SAME POLITICAL IDEALS AS I DO.

 

[HG 400]

lolcow =/= obnoxious asshole you disagree with politically

srsly guys

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

As for internet lolcows on the political right, there's VenomFangX, JustinRPG, Gabrielle Chana (she used to stalk one of the actors from The Next Generation and thinks she can communicate telepathically with Vladimir Putin, believes in some weird Jesuit conspiracy and that they're utilizing alien technology), Nephilimfree (who I unfortunately share a first name with)

 

[Hyperion]

Rick Santorum. That is all.

 

[LordCustos3]

Also, as Hellblazer said, these people are on t.v. They just do it to get ratings and such and what better way than to act like this?

Well, there is a dark underbelly to this.
Being "conservative" pays better. The military industrial complex and oil conglomerates and wall street and megalocoporations of every stripe pay their propagandists well.
And once you live in the hermetically sealed echo chamber of pseudo-conservative spin doctoring, hearing nothing but the same bullshit propaganda talking points endlessly repeated, you start to believe your own propaganda.

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

The Pentecostal Church.

 

[ZepFloyd94]

Ann Coulter -

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html

If you like soccer and paid attention to the World Cup, you're what's wrong with America. I'm not sure if this is just a pathetic attempt for attention, satire or her TRUE and HONEST feelings.

Any of the above seems plausible. You can never tell with Ann Coulter whether or not she's trolling or she actually believes the shit that comes out of her mouth. Speaking of which…

 

[XYZpdq]

HEY GUYZ I HEARD THIS GUY ON A TALK RADIO SHOW WHAT A LOLCOW AMIRITE

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

The Pentecostal Church.

Don't forget the Independent Fundamental Baptists, which there are quite a lot of in my hometown of Pensacola, FL. Aside from the fundies of that particular affiliation who shove pamphlets in my face at EVERY GODDAMN PUBLIC LOCALE on at least a weekly basis, there's also Pensacola Christian College which has huge list of insanely restrictive rules for its students and also came under fire in the news after expelling two students who were raped and telling them "God is done with you". Kent Hovind also used to live here and ran his creationist theme park Dinosaur Adventure Land before getting vanned for tax fraud, now his son Eric is in charge of his creation "science" ministry and showed up in my dad's neighborhood after a street was severely damaged from flooding and tried to use it as "proof" that the Grand Canyon was carved out by the Flood. Oh, and Peter S. Ruckman of the Pensacola Bible Institute who's a staunch KJV-Onlyist who believes in UFO demons and that black people can't be saved.

 

[Pine Tar]

Because people on the left are totally rational and wouldn't ever buy into shit like Monsanto wants to poison the world with those dang dirty GMO crops.

EDIT: I didn't know that Mon santo was word-filtered.

 

[ZepFloyd94]

^Hey. I'm not saying that the left is clean and innocent as well. Maybe I'll give the liberals a thread of their own...

 

[c-no]

^Hey. I'm not saying that the left is clean and innocent as well. Maybe I'll give the liberals a thread of their own...

You should provided there are some good examples of such liberal lolcows.

 

[RP 520]

lolcow =/= obnoxious asshole you disagree with politically

srsly guys

I don't know about this thread, when you try to attach lolcow to politics, bad things are bound to probably happen. Especially considering how strongly some people take politics, you're just going to step on toes, start a flame-war and create a divide.

This is why I quit following Jace for a time when he started fact zone, not because of his whacked out views, but how some people might try to use Jace's half-baked ramblings and tie it to a legitimate view as a whole.

(Though after I found out he followed Alex Jones I quit worrying since no one from the left or right takes Alex Jones seriously.)

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Because people on the left are totally rational and wouldn't ever buy into shit like Private Villa of Corrupted Crops wants to poison the world with those dang dirty GMO crops.

EDIT: I didn't know that Mon santo was word-filtered.

^Hey. I'm not saying that the left is clean and innocent as well. Maybe I'll give the liberals a thread of their own...

There's no denying that all political movements have their share of idiots and extremists, but as a liberal Democrat who strongly disagrees with the anti-GMO movement and modern third-wave feminism, I do think there are far more hilariously stupid and crazy people on the political right in the U.S. Honestly, ADF and Sarkeesian are among the few "liberal" lolcows I can think of.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I thought we already had a thread dedicated to lulzy politicians - maybe this thread and that one should be merged?