Infected Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

Xerxes IX

New cat, who this?
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I still think Apple consoomerism is some of the worst out there mainly because any reasonable person can tell that Apple are artificially inflating their prices to make their products seem better than they actually are yet hordes of people wait days, sometimes weeks outside of a store just to buy the latest $1000 device that's only slightly better than the last iteration.

How anyone is supposed to justify selling a fucking monitor stand for $1000 is completely insane to me, it's just brand loyalty bullshit for rich kids, not much else to it.
Their shameless shilling of how environmentally conscious they are is rich too, we all know they want your shiny new Apple product to become ewaste just in time for the new one to come out. Look at Airpods which are unrepairable once the battery goes bad, and similarly the glued in batteries on their laptops where the official way Apple has to replace them is replacing the whole upper case assembly.

Its the only park on property where I would say the counter service places are better than the sit down
Anything to say about Cosmic Ray's? It was basically a meme for how bad the food there is.
 

Quixotic Man

From Another Place
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Their shameless shilling of how environmentally conscious they are is rich too, we all know they want your shiny new Apple product to become ewaste just in time for the new one to come out. Look at Airpods which are unrepairable once the battery goes bad, and similarly the glued in batteries on their laptops where the official way Apple has to replace them is replacing the whole upper case assembly.


Anything to say about Cosmic Ray's? It was basically a meme for how bad the food there is.

I can't really say anything about Cosmic Ray's now, but it always had the standard burger menu, and was the worst one of those in the park. Doesn't help that it has completely sterile theming that resembles a 90s mall food court. The only redeeming feature I remember is the audio animatronic crooner show, which is campy as all hell.

Edit: I wanted to remember why Cosmic Rays decorations screamed 90s so much to me and now I remember why. Nothing says 90s to me like fucking teal and purple decor.


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Vitruvius

Gnaeus, load the onagers.
True & Honest Fan
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That's just every restaurant though.

If back of house doesn't even remember working their shift that's how you know the food is good.
If the head chef doesn't make several customers and employees cry in a single shift and end his day getting shitfaced to take the edge off the amphetamines then you aren't working at a real restaurant.
 
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behindyourightnow

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I can't really say anything about Cosmic Ray's now, but it always had the standard burger menu, and was the worst one of those in the park. Doesn't help that it has completely sterile theming that resembles a 90s mall food court. The only redeeming feature I remember is the audio animatronic crooner show, which is campy as all hell.

Edit: I wanted to remember why Cosmic Rays decorations screamed 90s so much to me and now I remember why. Nothing says 90s to me like fucking teal and purple decor.


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That decor is so old that it has become cool again. They should embrace it.
 

Finder

I don’t seem to understand
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It amazes me someone like this can not only manage to have sex, but conceive a child all the while incels complain they can’t get laid.

If a dude can achieve this much success while pulling stunts like this literally anyone can.

This is pathetic. One of the most important days of your life and you’re absent from it, distracted by trivial bullshit you won’t care about in five years. Why do gamers in particular produce so much cringe worthy loser shit like this?
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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I want to take a quick detour into makeup consoomers to show off this nonsense:



 

Toolbox

Buy dat hell
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Vingle

I'm Kaito Momota, Luminary of the Stars! 百田 解斗
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NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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Are they really trying to make wearing makeup some sort of club when a majority of women do in some regard? Anything to defend consooming a billion palettes and brushes I guess.
You got it. Not only that, but I can even group the bottom four into two separate sponcon categories:
Group 1: "Buy wigs with my affiliate code! Links are in my bio!"

Group 2: "Buy makeup and skincare with my affiliate code! Links are in my bio!"

 
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