High odds that baby came out mulatto
High odds that baby came out mulatto
Their shameless shilling of how environmentally conscious they are is rich too, we all know they want your shiny new Apple product to become ewaste just in time for the new one to come out. Look at Airpods which are unrepairable once the battery goes bad, and similarly the glued in batteries on their laptops where the official way Apple has to replace them is replacing the whole upper case assembly.I still think Apple consoomerism is some of the worst out there mainly because any reasonable person can tell that Apple are artificially inflating their prices to make their products seem better than they actually are yet hordes of people wait days, sometimes weeks outside of a store just to buy the latest $1000 device that's only slightly better than the last iteration.
How anyone is supposed to justify selling a fucking monitor stand for $1000 is completely insane to me, it's just brand loyalty bullshit for rich kids, not much else to it.
Anything to say about Cosmic Ray's? It was basically a meme for how bad the food there is.Its the only park on property where I would say the counter service places are better than the sit down
Their shameless shilling of how environmentally conscious they are is rich too, we all know they want your shiny new Apple product to become ewaste just in time for the new one to come out. Look at Airpods which are unrepairable once the battery goes bad, and similarly the glued in batteries on their laptops where the official way Apple has to replace them is replacing the whole upper case assembly.
Anything to say about Cosmic Ray's? It was basically a meme for how bad the food there is.

If the head chef doesn't make several customers and employees cry in a single shift and end his day getting shitfaced to take the edge off the amphetamines then you aren't working at a real restaurant.That's just every restaurant though.
If back of house doesn't even remember working their shift that's how you know the food is good.
That decor is so old that it has become cool again. They should embrace it.I can't really say anything about Cosmic Ray's now, but it always had the standard burger menu, and was the worst one of those in the park. Doesn't help that it has completely sterile theming that resembles a 90s mall food court. The only redeeming feature I remember is the audio animatronic crooner show, which is campy as all hell.
Edit: I wanted to remember why Cosmic Rays decorations screamed 90s so much to me and now I remember why. Nothing says 90s to me like fucking teal and purple decor.
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Your child is being born. You can
These people make Prime Day look like Funko Popiversary.
It’s probably not his kid anyway.Your child is being born. You can
A. Be there for one of the most important experiences of you, your wife's, and your child's lives
B. Post for upboats on Twitter while playing your hecking switcheroo
This reminds me of an article I read, that I unfortunately can't find right now, where a manchild celebrated getting to see one of the Disney Star Wars films in theaters while his wife was in the hospital in labor because she agreed to it. Makes me think the child wasn't his.
Are they really trying to make wearing makeup some sort of club when a majority of women do in some regard? Anything to defend consooming a billion palettes and brushes I guess.I want to take a quick detour into makeup consoomers to show off this nonsense:
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Fucking hell, all beside the first one look like drag queens. The irony of this, they can't apply makeup right themselvesI want to take a quick detour into makeup consoomers to show off this nonsense:
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You got it. Not only that, but I can even group the bottom four into two separate sponcon categories:Are they really trying to make wearing makeup some sort of club when a majority of women do in some regard? Anything to defend consooming a billion palettes and brushes I guess.
Not when you hoard tons of it, it expires eventually.at least makeup consumption makes sense
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Wonder if there's someone out there who wants the 2,000 year old makeup they find on Roman shipwrecks.Not when you hoard tons of it, it expires eventually.
That stuff is probably full of white lead.Wonder if there's someone out there who wants the 2,000 year old makeup they find on Roman shipwrecks.