Contacting the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch 05/04/21 - Tom X Tranch: Will the Tranch accept another pedo?

[Ol' Slag]

your definition of reasonable is pretty classist, dweeb. I'm part of a vibrant global network of indie artists and educators. you're a member of a toilet tank full of mean, stupid, chickenshit anonymous keyboard commandos and armchair activists stalking people, getting your jollies on their misfortunes. no sane person would take pride in that, loser.

You sell garbage and shitty rocks.
Your house is covered in flies.
Your lungs are giving up on you.

No one has pride in you.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

That’s a rough 67

 

[Just Dont]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

Is Thomas Jay Wasserberg your real name?

 

[arabianights]

get current, you moron.

OK, you were right, so FUCK YOU

 

[lost_n'_confused]

sad and lonely I'm not

Looks like you spend a lot of time aggressively giving shitty nonsensical responses. An actual successful, functional, normal person would spend their time working, talking with friends, relaxing. You you live in a crack house wasting away in front of a monitor. You are a stereotypical example of human waste.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If Tommy is now saying he isn’t going to the Tranch, I guess that makes him a

Tenacious
Unicorn
Ranch
Dropout.

 

[Execute All Boomers]

That diesel truck is trans-gasoline now, thanks to Tommy's methcanical engineering

How do even fuck that up? Diesel and gas nozzles are designed to prevent this…

 

[FunPosting101]

That poor opossum in Tom's avatar does not deserve to be associated with this walking freakshow.

 

[Positron]

One of my groups is for crisis intervention and i am an ecosystem engineer by trade

You have been a living crisis for decades. And "ecosystem engineer"? That explains the cockroaches right?

Why does he want in? There aren't any teenage girls or doberman pinschers.

They gotta have a few guard dogs.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If someone is dumb enough to entrust Tommy with their vehicle they deserve whatever damage he inflicts upon it.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Does Tom even have a license?

 

[Dee Price]

fuck off, delusional derp. i'm much too busy to argue with an idiot who believes bullshit like that. you're banished to the land of the unseen ignorati, fool.

You're an idiot if you believe any of that shit, derp. none of it's true. i'm fucking family to what's left of the first generation wrecking crew. nobody is even going to see me come through that gate and if they do and attempt to get violent, it won't end well for them.

Madam Tommie has ZERO intention of joining that commune. Even if they're not pedos and fucking animals, the gunplay disqualifies them from anything i would want to live in. I have services to offer them. One of my groups is for crisis intervention and i am an ecosystem engineer by trade that i've never practiced because of the death culture.

Tom you idiot YOU SAID IT So ree ree McDumbshit you are what you have admitted too. And Gone Ham is new and within two days figured you out. you fingered yourself and you finger dogs too. and molest kids.

You have to face the facts tom you are a pedophile dog fucker.

How do even fuck that up? Diesel and gas nozzles are designed to prevent this…

Tom is a natural fuck up he can always find a way.

 

[Leibowitz]

why does tommie even bother with this thread

Literally no one else on planet earth pays him any attention.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Does Tom even have a license?

He worked out an agreement with the dmv that they'll give him a license if he doesn't propel himself down the roads by shitting his pants and incurring a hefty cost in biohazardous waste disposal.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Does Tom even have a license?

Even if he did, he doesn’t have a car. And he doesn’t have anyone who would let him use their car. Anyone who actually knows Tom knows better than to let him borrow anything of theirs, especially something that’s as big an investment as a car.

 

[Easy J]

People like Tom don't have things for very long & never have much of anything.

He can't maintain a body with the basics like bathing & not putting literal trash into his digestive tract. He destroys any living environment he inhabits & requires the taxpayer's charity to access electricity & running water. He can't keep up with a saxophone for more than a few months. Something as complicated as a vehicle is light years out of his reach.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Even if he did, he doesn’t have a car. And he doesn’t have anyone who would let him use their car. Anyone who actually knows Tom knows better than to let him borrow anything of theirs, especially something that’s as big an investment as a car.

I believe Tom rented a car to visit his Arab lover. He ended up with some kind of penalty fee that is never going to be collected for keeping it too long or something.
One can only imagine what kind of shitty company looked at Tom and said yes, we’ll rent a car to you.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I believe Tom rented a car to visit his Arab lover. He ended up with some kind of penalty fee that is never going to be collected for keeping it too long or something.
One can only imagine what kind of shitty company looked at Tom and said yes, we’ll rent a car to you.

One can only imagine what it took to clean the stink and roaches and smoke out of the car after he returned it.

 

[Lucky Strike Salesman]

One can only imagine what it took to clean the stink and roaches and smoke out of the car after he returned it.

napalm and a crusher

 

[repentance]

And he doesn’t have anyone who would let him use their car. Anyone who actually knows Tom knows better than to let him borrow anything of theirs, especially something that’s as big an investment as a car.

Fortunately for us, there are people who don't know him that well.

He borrowed a truck and contaminated the fuel by putting petrol in a vehicle which runs on diesel. He's currently trying to work out how to solve the problem while spending the minimum amount of money. He's planning on draining the tank himself and dumping the contaminated fuel.