This is Contessa. She is a resident of bushwick, a native of central long island of presumably southern Italian or Sicilian origin, and one of the most pathetic and revolting personalities I have come across on the internet. A real-estate agent by day, Contessa devotes most of her energy to astonishingly hedonistic and vile exhibitions by night, making terrible hip hop, and exposing her repulsive body for all to see. She routinely displays an emotional immaturity bewildering in a woman of thirty-three, and so, accordingly, surrounds herself with cohorts in their late teens and early twenties for whom she displays a voracious sexual appetite. She named her sickly chihuahua-mix Mazda Miata, which, in and of itself, is the action of a severely disturbed mind. Contessa stridently believes herself to be a 'fashion and musical icon' and 'sex symbol' despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary and the fact that she looks like something out of Pink Flamingos. In addition to these lolcow criteria, she also considers herself to be a feminist-warrior for change.
For examples of her music click here:
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