Controversial Cosmetics. - NSFW

[RI 360]

We should have a thread for more niche and controversial procedures both benign and extreme and extreme in nature, but uncomfortable to discuss.

What's everyone's opinion on anal bleaching? Does it matter if you're not camming?

 

[LD 3187]

I've got a pink ass but I'm also white.
I don't use bleach but I'll tell you the stuff that keeps my asshole and crack pink, but it obviously wouldn't make someone with melanin baby pink. It can however help lighten the area. And to the whole "it's brown from discoloration!!!111" bullshit: nah. It's hella dark most often because it's a dark deep crevice full of shit. If you aren't white, don't feel bad for not having pink parts: you aren't supposed to!

This is what I do, personally. I don't need any salty bitches whining about how it's pointless, this is for people who want to lighten the area, not for you. I don't care, shut up.

Always use baby wipes after you shit. Travel with them. Keep them in your purse. In your car. Everywhere. Baby wipes are your new best friend.

When you're at home and you take a shit, just squat in the bath tub afterwards and wash your ass under the faucet with soap. Yes, soap is safe on your asscrack. I don't need any know it alls replying with a paragraph about your pH because no, your taint and vagina are not the same thing. Your butthole will be fine.
This may appear tedious to the lazier of you but I fucking love it, feels so clean. Also takes like 30 seconds unless you're retarded.

I exfoliate as well but don't start exfoliating that area unless you're committed to keeping it extra clean, because then you'll make the discoloration even darker. You can find this out yourself by exfoliating your asscrack sith Italy towels and then never doing the extra work to keep shit outcha ass lol.

Hair can give the illusion that your crack is dirtier too btw! Hair removal can make it look "cleaner" if that's the look you're going for.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I would think it wouldn't matter, but I don't know. If you're really into anal, maybe you want it to look extra pink down there.

 

[Male]

Anal bleaching is dumb.
If you ass ain't brown, I ain't going down.

 

[ConcernedAnon]

A stunning look that says "syphilitic and proud". This excellent procedure will attract many dates, and impress potential employers.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Yes, soap is safe on your asscrack. I don't need any know it alls replying with a paragraph about your pH

Is that a thing people believe?!

 

[Sketch]

Lmao I thought this thread was going to be about J* and Lime Crime.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Lmao I thought this thread was going to be about J* and Lime Crime.

Jeffree has a thread. I'm unsure about Lime Crime, but I'm leaning toward yes.

 

[Cake Farts]

What's everyone's opinion on anal bleaching? Does it matter if you're not camming?

Wait, what the fuck

I didn't even know that was an actual practice. Why would people intentionally apply bleach to their asshole?

Spoiler: Off topic pic

The only time I heard of anal bleaching was when my friend wiped his ass with Clorox when he ran out of tp

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Assholes should burn after Mexican food or hot hot wings, not a pre game for sexy times.

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

If bleaching your butthole is your thing, you do you, but I personally think it's kind of a strange thing to do.

Now, my question is, how do people feel about cosmetic surgery for vaginas? Like "facelifts" and lightning?

 

[DancinTim]

Now, my question is, how do people feel about cosmetic surgery for vaginas? Like "facelifts" and lightning?

I would say as long as it'll make them feel better then all power to 'em. Though I think people shouldn't worry so much about how their genitals look, unless there was something actually wrong with it.

Speaking of which, guys who get circumcised later in life? Why bother if it didn't happen when you were a baby though, I guess it's better that they can consent? Just seems like a painful thing to do. (circumcised dicks look sad and dry imo)

 

[Broken Pussy]

If bleaching your butthole is your thing, you do you, but I personally think it's kind of a strange thing to do.

Now, my question is, how do people feel about cosmetic surgery for vaginas? Like "facelifts" and lightning?

I feel like the only people who care about those kinds of things are people who are either having enough sex with different people that they are actually being criticized for genital appearance or are people who do jobs where strangers look at their genitals regularly. Because otherwise, how would you even know what it looks like in order to care? You have to put a lot of effort into examining either your vagina or your anus. You're not just chilling and one day you notice your vagina is looking a little rundown. And if some dude told me my vagina was aesthetically displeasing, I'd tell him to look into anal bleaching for himself, because that's who he's going to be fucking.

 

[MistressCaridad]

The cosmetic procedure I immediately thought of is more widely done but- Botox, man. Fucking Botox. It doesn't make people who get it look younger, it just makes them look like some freaky uncanny valley shit. The wrinkles go away but so do normal facial expressions. Why?
I know Botox has legitimate medical uses, like treating hyperhidrosis and TMJ issues but... I do not get the appeal of shooting that shit into one's face for cosmetic reasons.

 

[Fareal]

How do you even know what colour your own asshole is anyway?

You obviously know how frequently you wash it, and what with (and keep that ass clean), but how do you know what colour it is or whether this is 'normal'?

Is this a young-people thing?

 

[guillotine]

How do you even know what colour your own asshole is anyway?

You obviously know how frequently you wash it, and what with (and keep that ass clean), but how do you know what colour it is or whether this is 'normal'?

Is this a young-people thing?

Naw, it's a whore thing.

I remember being a teenager and being hyperconscious of my bikini area in swimsuits. So, I used Nair.

Chemical burns on genitalia is the most hardcore pain.

 

[Yutyrannus]

Seems like if someones comfortable with sticking a cock or other appendage in an asshole to begin with, they should be pretty comfortable with the color of assholes au naturale. So it seems pointless to worry about to the extent of bleaching your shit chute.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

TIL there are people who handwash their assholes after shitting like it's one of nana's antique doilies then exfoliate it.

 

[Broken Pussy]

The cosmetic procedure I immediately thought of is more widely done but- Botox, man. Fucking Botox. It doesn't make people who get it look younger, it just makes them look like some freaky uncanny valley shit. The wrinkles go away but so do normal facial expressions. Why?
I know Botox has legitimate medical uses, like treating hyperhidrosis and TMJ issues but... I do not get the appeal of shooting that shit into one's face for cosmetic reasons.

My forehead and eyebrows don't move much, naturally. It's weird looking. My surprised face is identical to my unsurprised face. I am perpetually unsurprised by everything, but still.

 

[ADHD]

Speaking of which, guys who get circumcised later in life? Why bother if it didn't happen when you were a baby though, I guess it's better that they can consent? Just seems like a painful thing to do. (circumcised dicks look sad and dry imo)

I knew a guy who had to get circumcised at age 20 due to his foreskin not retracting properly. He was absolutely miserable and said he wished his parents had had it done when he was a baby, since at that point he wouldn't have had to deal with pain from erections and the inability to masturbate while it healed.