Conversations with mom and moms boyfriend Dale 7/13 -

[wagglyplacebo]

Spoiler: only known photo of dale

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[sugoi-chan]

I just picture him having this conversation with little sockpuppets that he calls Mom and Dale, cause that's the only way that this conversation would really happen.

 

[Tookie]

Twist: Dale is a figment of ADF's imagination. ADF isn't in Philadelphia at all but is under a bridge somewhere in Indiana having fever hallucinations brought on by sepsis from his shitty tattoos. His "mom" is a schizophrenic bum circling over him like a buzzard waiting for him to lose consciousness so he can run off with his phone.

 

[drtoboggan]

Made worse since Angelo stopped the asspats and beat his ass, right?

 

[Positron]

He can't keep his lies straight. He said he won't get "fixed" until the end of 2016.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm totally sure this happened because nobody on the face of the planet actually speaks that way.

 

[kcbbq]

Angelo is to Phil what the principal is to Chris.

The similarities keep showing themselves,

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Lies! No way Philtato would hang out with some cis dude who is banging his mom......

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So according to ADF his mother didn't know he had gender dysphoria but at same time both she and Dale knows his dad made it worse.

Nice try Phil but this is clearly fictional.

 

[Shuu Iwamine]

Once again, Phil proves how much of a lying faggot he is. Step up your game, Phil. If you're gonna lie, at least make it convincing.

 

[Count groudon]

I picture the conversation going more like this:
Mom: Hey, remember that time you fucking punched me?

Phil: Shut up mom!

Dale: he hit you?

Phil: im a she cis scum!

Mom: I've failed as a parent

 

[Moo]

Spoiler: only known photo of dale

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Even before I saw the photo, I read Dale's part in his voice.

 

[Maxwell]

If Phil's mom is supportive of his rediculous lifestyle, then shouldn't they be eating at a Hispanic restaurant instead of a place called "Chickie's and Pete's?" She doesn't realize how eating at a cis white male restaurant will offend Phil. She deserves another beating.

 

[pickledance]

I love how contrived his little conversation is, as if any of that was said outside of Phil's own head.

 

[Trombonista]

If he was trying to make truscum look bad, he failed.

 

[Ariel]

Phil sucks at writing dialogue.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Let's all pretend to be shocked when 6 months pass and somehow the surgery doesn't happen.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

The Dale Gribble connection is so perfect because it would take a Gribble-level conspiracist to believe that Phil's Step-Dad would chime in at the perfect moment by saying exactly what Phil would want him to say.

 

[ln18]

How discreet of Phil to leave out the part about how they were driving away from the T1000 terminator, having just liberated Dale from Pescadaro State Hospital. Say what you will, he set a limit on how much he was fishing for sympathy, the deadliest catch!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

conversation with little sockpuppets

Or with potatoes with faces drawn on them.