COOK WITH ME AND TORRID HAUL!!!! -

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I'll only slightly PL to say I've had enough chronic health issues to make the educated guess it's most likely Thumby's heart in combo with a fatty liver (early cirrhosis). She was likely told she needs to both lose a significant amount of weight and improve her fitness and change her diet.

 

[The Jokester]

The absolute state of her eyes.

 

[RemoveKebab]

I'll only slightly PL to say I've had enough chronic health issues to make the educated guess it's most likely Thumby's heart in combo with a fatty liver (early cirrhosis). She was likely told she needs to both lose a significant amount of weight and improve her fitness and change her diet.

Necky is going to have to cut back on the booze. Hope she has her weed dealer on speed dial

 

[headlikeafckngorange]

Our gorl acting like she didn't have a slice or 12 of the pizza.

Spoiler: She doesn't even like pizza

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I have no doubt Amber ate the pizza, but it always cracks me up when commenters say something like “You’re fat and gross and I would not have sex with you.” then Amberlynn responds with something snarky, and other commenters start reee-ing “See! This is why we hate you! You’re an asshole!” and “Wow Amberlynn, you don’t have to be such a bitch.”

It’s quite entertaining. The boomers of the comment section have no self awareness at all.

 

[CaptainAutism]

I have no doubt Amber ate the pizza, but it always cracks me up when commenters say something like “You’re fat and gross and I would not have sex with you.” then Amberlynn responds with something snarky, and other commenters start reee-ing “See! This is why we hate you! You’re an asshole!” and “Wow Amberlynn, you don’t have to be such a bitch.”

It’s quite entertaining. The boomers of the comment section have no self awareness at all.

I'm willing to bet most of them are small cows in their own right. They're probably also hambeasts that feel superior to big AL because "they aren't as big as her". It's funny.

 

[Clintonberg]

How strong do you think the Binge Monster is going to get now that Becky's been throwing out all the delicious sodium rich food?

 

[CindyChafe]

Hope she has her weed dealer on speed dial

I’m sure Rafe will sort her out.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Well done, you swedish cunt.

 

[Bookish]

I thought Twinkie was on a diet? He's not a person, he can't fail a diet because of willpower. He can only eat what is available to him, so, if he's still that fat, that means he's being extremely overfed. He can't eat a larger portion or sneak and snack in the middle of the night. She doesn't even have enough stick-to-it-ness or simple desire to even keep her chihuahua on a diet to lengthen his life. She's shortening his lifespan with the extra weight.

 

[Xenomorph]

My favorite past time now is finding comments that are fantastic and capturing them, some winners in my book include:

 

[Twinkie]

My favorite past time now is finding comments that are fantastic and capturing them, some winners in my book include:


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lmao, the innocence. she's over 200 pounds heavier than a silverback gorilla

 

[StrawberryDouche]

My favorite past time now is finding comments that are fantastic and capturing them, some winners in my book include:


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I support your new found hobby.

So the mysterious tragedy is that Becky needs to change her diet and doesn't want to do nuggie runs 4 times a day. Now Ham is condemned to an eternal fresh vegetable purgatory that only death can liberate her from.

 

[irishAzoth]

My favorite past time now is finding comments that are fantastic and capturing them, some winners in my book include:


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Don't know why she still does the video comments its not like she's going to get any positive comments. Out of 2000+ comments maybe a few hundred(low hundred) comments are positive but because she's uploading erratically the haydur squad is in full force

 

[ADHD]

Should we start taking bets on how long before Amber stops going along with Beggy's diet? She can't stick to a diet for herself, there's no way she's going to stick to one for someone else.

 

[dolores haze]

Cooking with vegetables that aren’t from a can? I for one am shocked.

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

It doesn’t take a psychology degree to figure out whatever “big, horrible, situation” Big Al is going through she’s secretly excited about & is enjoying. It must have something to do with the boys or Becky & not directly to her.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The more interesting part is that if Becky is on a restricted diet, that will also restrict the type of restaurants they will go to.

 

[Damn Near]

Man, that Becky is such a stick-in-the-mud bitch. I bet Destiny can have butter

 

[marjoram]

Think Big Al cleaned the shrimp? Betcha Big Al didn't clean the shrimp. Even "pre-cleaned" shrimp need cleaning cause they do a crappy job...
Eat shrimp shit ya fatty

 

[MissLosR]

More size 5 dresses that will look like tight shirts on her and more clothes for Dana*

This won't fit her even with Becky's help

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Instead of just highlighting that she just decides to point on the screen and tap it like a fat baby wanting a toy

That is cruel, Amber, yes, but you know that the truth is nearly always cruel, grow tf up

I thought this had been coloured in on MS paint to make fun of her comically childish and flabby hands but they actually just look like that