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COOK WITH ME, MAKEUP, I'M STRUGGLING!!!! -
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just embed the fucking video
Becky's a lucky gorl...
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Amber: I have really bad car anxiety!
Also Amber: I just love being in the car. I hate being home.
Also Amber: I just love being in the car. I hate being home.
Holy fucking shit take a shower.
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Nah I think the black strap is her undershirt, you can see her bra peeking out here.
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Nah I think the black strap is her undershirt, you can see her bra peeking out here.
Stop SELF-DIAGNOSING her, guise. You heard it from the horse's mouth, she's not manic!
Let me summarize the video:
First half: boring makeup bag stuff? (I skipped. A lot.)
Second act: cooking with a fuck ton of Mrs Dash seasonings that combined probably taste like Satan’s ass.
Finale: Muh depresshun.
First half: boring makeup bag stuff? (I skipped. A lot.)
Second act: cooking with a fuck ton of Mrs Dash seasonings that combined probably taste like Satan’s ass.
Finale: Muh depresshun.
It's exactly the kind of penitentiary trough-fodder we've come to expect from our gorl.
What an Amberism!
Also yeah we're a bunch of armchair psychologists with assumptions based on observation, like anyone can observe her narcissism, but at least we don't insist she was diagnosed with a disorder that wasn't defined yet the year she claim she was diagnosed and use it as a pass for her to get away with her behavior... but we're the damaging ones here, sure gorl.
Edit: Thanks @C3PBRO it looks like the leftovers that get mixed together and thrown out on trash night.
plot twist - Amber requested this video to herself from her sock.
She's fighting her cardigan to stay on - but her clothes fit perfect y'oll.
Amber shows us her mostly dried out, old, shitty makeup. Most of which Amber doesn't even use!
Body butter - Who else thought that Amber honestly thought she could eat it when she bought it?
Shows us her two "Elf - eyebrow painter oner thingies"
Necky bought her hot topic brand makeup
"I know you're not supposed to use really old makeup but I haven't got a rash yet" - Sure haven't gorl, just the beetus changing your skin tone.
Amber tries singing to us - I'm now praying for death.
She's not manic or bipolar so STOP SELF-DIAGNOSING HER!
7:55ish she starts "Cooking with Amberlynn" slight dancing commenced.
"Put the pan on the oven, put it on about 8" - what in the actual fuck?
Eric can hardly squeeze past Amber's enormous ass.
Seasons her meat and onion with a metric ton of sodium.
End result: Move over cooked slop from Hambert.
August 6th now in the vidoes, goise!
Amber is a lot like a dog. An extremely fat dog. She loves being in the car and going outside.
Hambert is on and off her Lexapro again and cancels plans.
Hamber tells us that we're thinking omg she's bed bound but y'oll she's not! She just likes being in her bed for now!
Her therapist sure is working great
In the end of the vid, she gets all "dressed up" and claims she left the house again finally but shows nothing.
Summary: Video is loaded with tons of Amberisims and some good gif material. Boring as fuck beyond that.
She's fighting her cardigan to stay on - but her clothes fit perfect y'oll.
Amber shows us her mostly dried out, old, shitty makeup. Most of which Amber doesn't even use!
Body butter - Who else thought that Amber honestly thought she could eat it when she bought it?
Shows us her two "Elf - eyebrow painter oner thingies"
Necky bought her hot topic brand makeup
"I know you're not supposed to use really old makeup but I haven't got a rash yet" - Sure haven't gorl, just the beetus changing your skin tone.
Amber tries singing to us - I'm now praying for death.
She's not manic or bipolar so STOP SELF-DIAGNOSING HER!
7:55ish she starts "Cooking with Amberlynn" slight dancing commenced.
"Put the pan on the oven, put it on about 8" - what in the actual fuck?
Eric can hardly squeeze past Amber's enormous ass.
Seasons her meat and onion with a metric ton of sodium.
End result: Move over cooked slop from Hambert.
August 6th now in the vidoes, goise!
Amber is a lot like a dog. An extremely fat dog. She loves being in the car and going outside.
Hambert is on and off her Lexapro again and cancels plans.
Hamber tells us that we're thinking omg she's bed bound but y'oll she's not! She just likes being in her bed for now!
Her therapist sure is working great
In the end of the vid, she gets all "dressed up" and claims she left the house again finally but shows nothing.
Summary: Video is loaded with tons of Amberisims and some good gif material. Boring as fuck beyond that.
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Quarter Ton Hon
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rare gif of amberlynn getting out of her size 6 clothes from torrid.
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Okay, we start out with a vlog that was clearly done prior to them going on their Pride adventure. You can tell because she's telling us about her makeup removers and you can see that the package is fuller than it was in Lexington. Also, she pulls out the cat ears that she took to Lexington saying, "I don't know why these are in here", but we all know she took them to Pride. This all becomes relevant later on. "I'm not an eyeshadow gal" she says as she's wearing eyeshadow. Or maybe the beetus is just that dark now. 
For all her supposed YT bucks she exclusively purchases drug store tier makeup except for Hot Topic brand that Beckster picked out (of course). Now, earlier I mentioned that we know this is a hella old video, but she decides to lie about it and inserts a clip saying "About a week later". What a dumbfuck thing to lie about, but that's not the only lie we catch our dainty gorl in. We get to see her cook. She says everyone says I cut my onions weird. No, we say you cut them incorrectly. There is a universally agreed upon method that ensures safety and consistent size, dummy. Ugh, she uses that tube turkey that for all the world looks like that pink slime shit in McNuggets. Plenty of Mrs. Dash, y'oll. She uses 4 fucking different kinds although each of them contain the same base ingredients adding only something slightly different so can you imagine how STRONG that shit must taste? We see Ricky laying on the bed doing his level best to ignore the Leviathan right outside his door cooking a monstrosity. So, now we're up to 8/6. Are you guys ready for some shit? So, after approximately 2 weeks back on her meds, Dr. ALR decided that it's making her a shut in. This despite going out to eat at the very least 5 times in the last week. So, what does Hambert do, she stops taking her fucking meds without consulting her therapist or doctor who she EMAILED about it. Fucking hell, grow the fuck up, Hambert. Make a fucking phone call. She says "I love being in the car". Hasn't this bitch said repeatedly that she has car anxiety and that it's physically painful to ride in the car? Why does she lie about the most mundane things?
For all her supposed YT bucks she exclusively purchases drug store tier makeup except for Hot Topic brand that Beckster picked out (of course). Now, earlier I mentioned that we know this is a hella old video, but she decides to lie about it and inserts a clip saying "About a week later". What a dumbfuck thing to lie about, but that's not the only lie we catch our dainty gorl in. We get to see her cook. She says everyone says I cut my onions weird. No, we say you cut them incorrectly. There is a universally agreed upon method that ensures safety and consistent size, dummy. Ugh, she uses that tube turkey that for all the world looks like that pink slime shit in McNuggets. Plenty of Mrs. Dash, y'oll. She uses 4 fucking different kinds although each of them contain the same base ingredients adding only something slightly different so can you imagine how STRONG that shit must taste? We see Ricky laying on the bed doing his level best to ignore the Leviathan right outside his door cooking a monstrosity. So, now we're up to 8/6. Are you guys ready for some shit? So, after approximately 2 weeks back on her meds, Dr. ALR decided that it's making her a shut in. This despite going out to eat at the very least 5 times in the last week. So, what does Hambert do, she stops taking her fucking meds without consulting her therapist or doctor who she EMAILED about it. Fucking hell, grow the fuck up, Hambert. Make a fucking phone call. She says "I love being in the car". Hasn't this bitch said repeatedly that she has car anxiety and that it's physically painful to ride in the car? Why does she lie about the most mundane things?
This tube meat looks disgusting, does everyone in the US eat this? Where I live minced meat is packed in plastic containers and does not look like huge hot dog
Her cooking videos are so weird. She is so lazy, even when she makes food (probably the only thing she actually loves). I laughed while she was chopping that onion.
She mentioned all the comments about the dumb way she cuts onions. I've definitely seen plenty of those, but I've yet to see a single soul who has requested her to paw through the contents of her makeup bag.
