COOK WITH ME!! Super healthy recipe! - 06/06/18

[sixcarbchiligorl]

 

[Very Honest Content]

Fat.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Holy fuck why would they even make that big of a jar of garlic? Just buy a few cloves. They're good for practically for ever.

 

[angelicbitch]

Amber gets to over 500 lbs
"Omg!! Why don't clothes fit me anymore?!"

 

[NQ 952]

Am I the only one that thinks her breathing is getting way more strained?

Also jesus why do I listen to her videos with studio monitors on.

 

[NervousSideEye]

Holy fuck why would they even make that big of a jar of garlic? Just buy a few cloves. They're good for practically for ever.

You saw the way she desiccated that onion, do you really think our gorl knows how to dice fresh garlic?

 

[WeightLossGoals]

Wait.. is it normal to cook black beans with water and their "sauce"?

 

[oasys]

"Self Portrait of a Bisected Colon"

 

[Failed the Corn Maze]

Maybe it's just me, but it looks like she half-assedly tried to chop up the onion into smaller, more even pieces this time. After, of course, reading about her lack of cutting skills on KF.

No surprise that the Macbook Pro order was canceled. Daily debit card limits are a thing, but I'm fairly sure there are other ways of buying big ticket items that get around that. It's buyer's remorse, y'all.

 

[pickleniggo]

So YouTube is back to being her job and not a hobby. I for one cannot wait for the quality HD content of her failing to fit into clothes and dicing onions like a spastic toddler.

27 years old and doesn’t know debit cards have limits. Ugh. Amber....

 

[WeightLossGoals]

"One size fits all always fits me, but this.. didn't fit me"


Don't worry baaabe, since you are losing weight it shouldn't be a problem, right?

 

[angelicbitch]

Wait.. is it normal to cook black beans with water and their "sauce"?

No, she just rinsed them

Edit:
@sixcarbchiligorl

 

[JaneThough]

"Keep me in your thoughts"

To think of all the thoughts and prayers wasted on murdered people, when Amber is truly in need of them so she can higher her limit at the bank! She's doin' it for us!

 

[WeightLossGoals]

No, she just rinsed them

Yeah, sorry, my bad. Didn't catch that she dries them up.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Riveting content of her preparing her shit food. *yawn

Why does she insist on making two servings of EVERYTHING? ...oh right. Stupid question.

Hair still looks greasy as fuck. Is she ever gonna shower? We may never know..

"What, uh, I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go to the bank and I'm gonna ask them if I can HIGHER the limit... I know you can talk to the bank and get it highered"


"I can wear a 2x..." lol she's counting the cardigans that don't close around her and keep falling off her shoulders because they're TOO SMALL

Dude, can't even fit in a "One size fits all" garment lol Do you think it's hit her yet that she no longer has a human form?

Twinkie loves Becky so damn much. I'm happy she has her at least. Even though I know it won't be forever.

Spoiler: Still gonna shit on you though, Necky

Also:

Spoiler: Randomization

 

[SodaLove]

“Highered”

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Hair still looks greasy as fuck. Is she ever gonna shower? We may never know..

Still hasnt showered from falling in scum lake.

 

[oasys]

We knew this, but AL admits:
"I hate blowing my nose."

Aye, cos horny whales start trumpeting back.

 

[C3PBRO]

No pseudo-Mexican meal is complete without a big-ass bag of Doritos;

 

[Guest69]

She didnt cancel the notebook order because people told her how stupid it is its because of her debit card limit