00:00 Our gorl is looking extra rough today. I am going to wager that this will be a bad update video and that she is back on the cycle. Hopefully I'm wrong.
00:05 It only took 5 seconds to get my answer. She is not doing well mentally Booboo.
00:10 Anxiety and Depression are back to visit our gorl.
00:15 Holy shit her stage right bra strap is so fucking gross. It has mold on it.
00:20 She says she has an appointment with someone who truly specializes in mental health disorders.
- No chance she actually goes to the appointment
- This will end poorly because she will binge and say the weight gain is from the medication ya'll. I haven't binged in 27 days.
01:00 Here come the violins. It is hard to be a big person and even harder with these mental issues.
- Cry me a river. You are 560+ pounds by your own choice. Lose weight and maybe life wouldn't be so hard.
01:35 Our gorl isnt looking too motivated. I wonder what happened to her daily exercises?
02:05 Gorl slept in her makeup again and didn't even bother to wash it off in the morning. Bitch is nasty.
02:27 Our gorl starts walking towards the counter to show the brand of sausage and the waddle was real. I felt like I was in a Battlefield game crawling towards the objective. PTFO.
02:27 Also the chicken sausage is precooked and she put it in the pan with raw onions and peppers. That sausage will be as dry as a bone. I know Amber likes her meat well done but damn.
02:45 Big ups Wommart for holding it down.
03:02 Oh shit a mini-Wommart haul:
- Yasso Greek yogurt bars. We know she eats those by the box.
- 03:20 One of these is totally fine - The Hamburger Lynn Diet 2019
- 03:25 We see Necky waddle in from the side and walk behind Hamber. Her face looks like a Halloween mask.
- 03:31 Two Bell Peppers
- 03:35 ThREEEE bags of frozen veggies
- 04:02 More chicken sausages
- End Wommart transmission
04:25 Necky on camera and talking about how picky she is.
04:45 Hamber puts the camera down in front of the plate for all of her feeders out there.
04:56 Random Necky Tidbit - She likes to steal bites of food while Eric and Ricky cook.
05:10 Random fact: Ricky can cook.
05:27 This meal reminds Hamber of the sausage mook-bong.
05:44 Apparently this meal is only 480 calories.
06:23 Amber said that chicken sausage is lower carb that kielbasa. Holy Shit she is dumb.
06:27 Doubling down on stupidity Amber says that chicken sausage has "more of a natural ingredient "
- Care to unpack that one for me Amber?
07:18 Our gorl hits her chest with her finger and the fat starts jiggling
07:19 Our gorl hates, hates, hates following a recipe.
07:35 Hamber's new plan is to get subscribers to send her recipes for her to try.
- You should know that you are going to get people trolling you with bad for you recipes Sis.
07:57 Eric starts dancing behind Hamber's shoulder.
08:15 Eric and his cat turd hair fully appear before the camera. Behold that stunning masterpiece of spergery.
08:22 Eric fulfills every feeders dream (including Joshua Connor Moon) and feeds Amber some chicken with smoked paprika. After he puts the bite of food in her mouth, he makes the worst orgasm face in the world.
The rest of the video is drivel. I'M DONE.
I need MMMOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR