Becky can steal bites from Eric and Rickie's food because they won't bite her finger off like Amber. Re: donut tic tacs.
Found it. She thinks it's so important that we know her cooking is "too healthy" for Becky that she made it the title of a videoBecky not liking Amber's cooking because it's "healthy" is also a repeat. She said the same thing at some point last year, although I can't remember exactly when.
If I had nothing to do with my day, stopped caring about sex, health, and appearance, and unlimited money, I might get really fat. Like, I might eat my way up to 300 lbs., because I really like food. If I could eat caviar and potato chips and real New York cheesecake and mountains of lumpia, I would.She's never grasped the basics of texture or flavor pallets. She swims like a manatee in a sea of whatever she can get down her gullet as fast as she can. She never truly savors or enjoys what she's eating. That was made abundantly clear in the Taco Bell mukbang with Becks. Not that Taco Bell is something to be savored, but if you'll remember she got sassy with Becks for eating so slowly and Becks said she likes to savor. Then Hamber says that if you eat faster you get more food. That's how her little gerbil wheel of a mind works.
I've said repeatedly that it escapes me why an unemployed food addict who watches YouTube constantly doesn't look up a tutorial once in a while. Look up a cooking channel and try one of the recipes that looks good to you. There are so many YouTube "chefs" who specialize in different diets and lifestyles. It's truly baffling that she never bothers to do that. I watch this nice Cambodian lady who does all kinds of shit and I watch it because it's interesting from a cultural perspective, but it also gives me ideas to incorporate into my own meals. This is a concept that is apparently beyond her capacity. She'd rather eat absolute shit slop soup than follow a recipe.
It looks like a six month old holding a wee package of cocktail weiners.
I suspect it hurts to move your arms at her size.The minimal amount of effort she puts in everything is crazy. She literally had a plastic wrapped (microwaved) baked potato and she couldn’t be bothered to use a fork and knife, or even two hands to cut it like a normal human being.
You're not a food/sugar addict. While a brutal detox would be best, like a week long fast, she isn't going to do that. It's like telling a heroin addict to just stop. I feel like the Yasso bars are a good stand-in for the Reese's and bullshit she was grinding down. Give her credit where credit is due."I haven't been having any sweets for like... Well, it's been a while." While holding a box of Yasso frozen Greek yoghurt bars.
Autistic nutritional sperging: a Yasso bar is a fucking sweet. It might be a lower calorie sweet, but it's still a sweet.
I looked up the nutritional information on the Yasso bar, it has 13g of sugar in it. Next, I googled "ice cream bar" and picked one that looked as bog standard as they come (Schwan's). Lo and behold, it also has 13g of sugar. Pretty much everything that Amber would consider a sweet, in a normal human serving size, has a comparable amount of sugar.
Now, I'd much rather her eat the Yasso bar than the ice cream bar since it's lower calorie and I think that, above all, this is what she should be focusing on. That being said, her lack of the most basic nutritional information is mind boggling. She acts as though it's low calorie because it's not a "sweet". It's low calorie because it has no fat, and the 100 calories it does have are basically coming from all that sugar. She doesn't understand the most beginner nutritional information or where her calories are coming from.
It would be way more beneficial for her to take in that 100 calories AS a healthy fat instead of in sugar carbs. She avoids oil like the devil but doesn't realize that if she gave up the empty calorie sweets, she could put olive oil in her veggie and chicken slop and make it a million times better, while being healthier.
For somebody who has apparently done as much diet research over the years as she has done, you'd think counting and understanding macros and micros in food would be pretty basic knowledge, but that's our gorl, isn't it?
I think Ricky and Eric don't feel competent discussing a lot of other things on camera, though I think Ricky and Eric reviewing Drag Race would be amazeen.The entire house is obsessed with food. I mean, I don’t expect them to deconstruct Faulkner or discuss philosophy, but Jesus Christ there’s something between Kierkegaard and muh sausage and onions.
I thought about this. I think she buys so much prepackaged shit because she lacks planning skills. Like, if you buy a bag of potatoes, you have to plan how to store them, how you're going to use them, etc. In a house of four, this isn't rocket science, but it seems like there are three different meals made each night.I know it shouldn't surprise me at this point, but jfc for someone who sends her butler to the store every day, it's crazy how much prepackaged food she buys.
Leave it to Amber to find individually-wrapped potatoes because standing at the sink for 10 seconds to wash one would require too much effort.
I'd be impressed that she actually bought fresh green peppers, but lezbereal, they probably came prewashed in a super cyuute plastic container.
Agreed 100%.The beef thing is probably tied to the dumb "I dunt like pizza" or bacon or orange chicken or whatever thing she does regularly. Fat people like burgers so obviously she doesn't. Like she's decided only fat people eat or like fat, so she thinks she needs to act like she feels the opposite, despite it not being believable at all.
Plus red meat is sooooo unhealthy, you guys. Nevermind that it really isn't, and is nutritionally dense.
I did give her credit by saying that I think she should focus on low calorie over anything else, and that this was better than her usual fair. But let's be real. How many times have we done this exact song and dance? She makes small, insignificant changes (that she cannot maintain) under the guise of "look guys, I am finally fixed!" and then backslides and gains twice what she lost in the first place. She weighs 600 pounds. It's not enough to switch out your awful sugary garbage for slightly less awful sugary garbage- she has proven time and time again that it's not enough.You're not a food/sugar addict. While a brutal detox would be best, like a week long fast, she isn't going to do that. It's like telling a heroin addict to just stop. I feel like the Yasso bars are a good stand-in for the Reese's and bullshit she was grinding down. Give her credit where credit is due.