Skitzocow Cookie tookie / Samantha James - Delusional drug addicted tranny escort

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Cookie tookie, self proclaimed "internet sensation" and transsexual prostitute is possibly the most manic and deranged youtube personality I have ever come across. About over a hundred videos spread over about five different youtube channels, her videos are trainwreck after trainwreck.

Completely overwhelmed with delusion she goes from announcing her upcoming reality show (on a major network - which never seems to happen) , her P.R team and jet set life style - to begging for money to take a greyhound or a western union transfer the next. Oh, and did I mention she is training to be a mortician?

It's hard to find a video that sums up this nightmare in it's entirety so here is her first video which you gives you a general idea of her narcissism:

I found her from following the youtube of transgender pornstar and millionaire TS Madison. For whatever reason, Cookie is obsessed with TS Madison, slandering her in multiple videos but also begging to work with her in others at single black shemale levels of lunacy. A video of the drama:

She also makes multiple videos where she he is completely fried on drugs like this:

There are also downright tragic videos like here:

any sympathy for this human trash goes out the window with shit like this:

and this where she verbally assaults an elderly homeless woman:

She fakes an illness for a ride home in an ambulance (warning, rage inducing):

How she behaves in public:

Potential silicone poisoning:

Another video attacking TS Madison and boasting about the size of her cock.

Link to her official Youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfykCPRwj7RdOCVLtx8eQWQ/videos

To sum up. A human disaster I wanted to share.
 
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Uh, I mean, at least she passes decently.
That butt is so comically huge though, lol.
And the cheeks. It looks like someone wearing some kind of make-up/body suit from a B movie. I get the feeling the ass wasn't done by a legit surgeon but in the backstreet by someone with minimal medical training and access to black market supplies... or caulk.
 

Ouija Board

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Oh wow, this woman is something. I find this one amusing but I have to wonder besides the drug abuse if she has some sort of mental illness.

Also she doesn't keep her voice constant, it drops back to a male voice which I imagine is jarring when she is talking to someone and does that.
 

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Well, the legit pornstar versions tend to be pretty sane, if only because they are too busy having sex for money (and actually making a living doing so) to be crazy.

Otherwise, no arguments from me.
Yeah, that TS madison pornstar is actually pretty fucking hilarious and down to earth. Her videos are pretty good, she did a whole one calling out #blacklivesmatter on their bullshit.

A rare moment of a sobriety, unfortunately she is even more unbearable, deluded and narcissistic.

She's clearly fallen off the wagon since. Stop playin in ma face.
 
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ChuckSlaughter

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I have yet to come across a non-batshit insane tranny.
We have a few on kiwis but encountering one in real life is super rare.
This chick is out of fucking control though. Can we just have a reality show with actual fullblown lolcows living together and no premise of a plot?

They can just replace cast members as they get hauled off to jail.
 

Mr.Whorescope

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Can we revive this. Cookie Tookie has only gotten worse, and I'm here to update y'all.
Since this page left off in 2015, let's pick where she relapse, and admits to sleeping on some random mattress in the streets.
She ends the video with "Love you. Keep supporting me, honey. And if you don't support me, I will commit suicide. I willl shoot myself in the head, or let someone else will shoot me in the head. Love you 123.."

A Day later she makes a video stating that video was staged.


Church Discrimination

IDK something about Tweak

Due to prison or rehab her internet foot print is spotty around the years of 2016 and 2017.
Her boasting in an AA meeting
https://youtu.be/Vf5mV-xe_N0[/URL]"]

She likes to be in the company of rough trans women or "Brick" is what she calls them.
https://youtu.be/bf660dWnogI[/URL] "]

Cookie is transitioning into becoming a Mortician.
https://youtu.be/bf660dWnogI[/URL] "]

https://youtu.be/LEG8VqI8PBU[/URL] "]

Here's her just being sloppy
https://youtu.be/LEG8VqI8PBU[/URL] "]

Her infamous On the run tour where she fled to New York from the half way house to get some new hair.
https://youtu.be/LEG8VqI8PBU[/URL] "]

People believe this was a set up. Jump to around this time and she has a new friend named Niel that is adored by most of her fans for his Semitic beauty and child like innocence.
https://youtu.be/LEG8VqI8PBU[/URL] "]

And here's just a little more exceptionalism from her
https://youtu.be/LEG8VqI8PBU[/URL] "]

Recently she got into the crossfire of a fight, the believed she was recording it and attacked her. She was for the most part unscathed with her phone being the only casualty.
 
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Can we revive this. Cookie Tookie has only gotten worse, and I'm here to update
y'all.
Since this page left off in 2015, let's pick where she relapse, and admits to sleeping on some random mattress in the streets.
She ends the video with "Love you. Keep supporting me, honey. And if you don't support me, I will commit suicide. I willl shoot myself in the head, or let someone else will shoot me in the head. Love you 123.."

A Day later she makes a video stating that video was staged.

She just wants to make white people feel comfortable.

Church Discrimination

IDK something about Tweak

Due to prison or rehab her internet foot print is spotty around the years of 2016 and 2017.
Her boasting in an AA meeting

She likes to be in the company of rough trans women or "Brick" is what she calls them.

Cookie is transitioning into becoming a Mortician.




Here's her just being sloppy

Her infamous On the run tour where she fled to New York from the half way house to get some new hair.

People believe this was a set up. Jump to around this time and she has a new friend named Niel that is adored by most of her fans for his Semitic beauty and child like innocence.

And here's just a little more exceptionalism from her

I'm marking your post "informative" but for the love of all fuck plz use spoilers, archive and consider making your post less lengthy. I'm intrigued ive never heard of this one before
 

Mr.Whorescope

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I'm marking your post "informative" but for the love of all fuck plz use spoilers, archive and consider making your post less lengthy. I'm intrigued ive never heard of this one before
Sorry. I'm new to this site. I'll edit it in a bit. She's post a lot of hour long boring streams where she tries to exploit the youtube views for profit. She's MIA as of right now though because she was attacked for recording a fight, and they broke her phone. She's also on lock down by the half way house she resides.

EDIT:Now it looks sloppy. I tried. Maybe I'll fix it later.
 
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Mr.Whorescope

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Well Samantha has since relapsed as of the 7th/8th. Buckle up because this was a shit show.

She goes to a Hospital so she can give her Half Way house a Note to excuse her disappearance.
While she's there she paces around like a drunk, until they force her to discharge. She asks workers for scat lube, where they keep the bodies, and how her friend can get a final reading without a head.

Here she relapses on camera by drinking, and hanging out with her equally dried out junky looking friend, and his quetionably young perc fiend boyfriend.
She was possesed by the sex and scat demon tonight. Ready for a threeway, but they ditched her for masc for masc play. While she sat there removing her braids from her wigless head,bar patrons were getting annoyed. Especially from her drunken tyraids where she proclaimed herself as Philly's internet sensation, and how she's a millionare.
She also had a moment to announce herself as the "First African American Transexual Fagget Transgendered INTERNET SENSATION IN PHILADELPHIA"
She continued to make a spectral until she was asked to leave. Then played the race card. Even though the bar was predominantly black, and it was most likely one of the trans girls she was getting belligerent over.


She wore that same dress for about a week.

She was arrested yesterday,

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How big is his dick though?
I'm sure if you contact them via facebook they'll show you.
Just have to wait for her to get out of jail.
 

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