Cooking with Chef Thomas Jay Wasserberg - ITT: Culinary Abominations Against the Lord to Rival Scalfani &/or DSP

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Sorry for the slight necro, but since @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg is around I figured they might want to know generally a vegetarian burger doesn't included fermented fish sauce.

Also did you eat the olives fresh after you picked them? You know they need to be cured right?
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Sorry for the slight necro, but since @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg is around I figured they might want to know generally a vegetarian burger doesn't included fermented fish sauce.

Also did you eat the olives fresh after you picked them? You know they need to be cured right?
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Tom's thing has always been dump all the spices into everything because his sense of taste is pure shit. Most smokers have a stunted sense of taste later in life and Tom's been huffin' and puffin' since before he could wrap his lips around a dick.
 

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dumpster diving can be safe if you do it right know when and where to go as well the the season of year and what goods to take. as well as pay attention to any food recalls and that fun shit. I wouldn't dumpster dive meat in arizona tho.
Dumpster diving is for lazy slobs and drug-addicted dipshits.

Like Tommy.
 

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dumpster diving can be safe if you do it right know when and where to go as well the the season of year and what goods to take. as well as pay attention to any food recalls and that fun shit. I wouldn't dumpster dive meat in arizona tho.
You'd be surprised how much frozen meat gets dumped in this down every time class breaks or somebody cleans out their freezer. Between salvaged fruit for smoothies, my freezer is usually full without spending a penny.
You'd also be amazed at how long processed, packaged meat lasts in the heat. produce falls apart much faster.



Sorry for the slight necro, but since @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg is around I figured they might want to know generally a vegetarian burger doesn't included fermented fish sauce.

Also did you eat the olives fresh after you picked them? You know they need to be cured right?
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so what about the fish sauce? Did i say it was vegan anywhere?

i'm not sure just how to insult you back for the olive crack.
If you search facebook for #FoodPorn , a bunch of much newer posts will pop out.

 

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You'd be surprised how much frozen meat gets dumped in this down every time class breaks or somebody cleans out their freezer. Between salvaged fruit for smoothies, my freezer is usually full without spending a penny.
You'd also be amazed at how long processed, packaged meat lasts in the heat. produce falls apart much faster.
You... you do know that the reason most people clean out their freezer is because the food is past its expiry date, right? The freezer doesn't preserve food indefinitely. It extends the shelf life, but it will go bad eventually, and people throw it out because they don't want it to rot in their freezer.
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You'd be surprised how much frozen meat gets dumped in this down every time class breaks or somebody cleans out their freezer.
No I wouldn't be. Any time I throw out rotting garbage I think about some vile creature, some hideous thing, like you, fucking guzzling it down. Holy fuck you're disgusting. This is why people have guns, just the thought of some filthy animal like you stealing our garbage instead of just letting some decent creature like a raccoon eat it.
 

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This nigger seems to put cardamom and coriander in fucking everything


probably because his tastebuds are so dead it's the only way he can make his shit meals taste like anything (and it masks the flavor of putrefying garbage)

EDIT: LMAO Just saw that people pointed out that exact same point like a year and a half ago
 
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This nigger seems to put cardamom and coriander in fucking everything


probably because his tastebuds are so dead it's the only way he can make his shit meals taste like anything (and it masks the flavor of putrefying garbage)

EDIT: LMAO Just saw that people pointed out that exact same point like a year and a half ago
It's an eternal circle with Tom until the COPD takes him.

What was will be, what will be was.
 
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You'd be surprised how much frozen meat gets dumped in this down every time class breaks or somebody cleans out their freezer. Between salvaged fruit for smoothies, my freezer is usually full without spending a penny.
You'd also be amazed at how long processed, packaged meat lasts in the heat. produce falls apart much faster.




so what about the fish sauce? Did i say it was vegan anywhere?

i'm not sure just how to insult you back for the olive crack.
If you search facebook for #FoodPorn , a bunch of much newer posts will pop out.

no you shouldn't dumpster dive meat from random people's homes. that's not a thing you should do. I never have dumpstered dived meat because you don't know whether or not there's been a recall.
the only things I've ever dumpster dived for was behind ULTA and a certain apartment place that's in a high end neighborhood. ( call me lazy kiwis but when you see flat screen TVs and other high end shit just on the curb I call it a come up.)
as someone who knows about dumpster diving you're doing it wrong.
 

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i'm not sure just how to insult you back for the olive crack.
How was that a "crack" and why would it warrant an insult? I literally just told you that olives need to be cured to be remotely edible. You must be the absolutely nastiest person to be around, if you call an off handed comment offering advice as an attack.