Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread -

Adamska

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The dusting of sugar is unneeded. But besides that and how they look a bit dry they're probably fine.

Again, the hilarity is in Phil desperately waving the camera in front of them, trying to make himself not look like a fucking loser. That he might also be trying to make Leanna jealous and shit by bragging about how his new slave makes desserts adds to the comedy.
 
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BoingBoingBoi

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re: peanut butter cookies

the sugar is unnecessary. perhaps a misguided effort to have a garnish.

the color looks rather uneven, like they weren't rotated in the oven halfway to ensure even browning. that extra step would have been helpful.

it appears they were pressed with the fork rather zealously, leaving the dough cracked and uneven. this doubtless contributed to them drying out. additionally, the extent to which the edges are cracked suggests it was a rather dry dough to begin with. perhaps she was going for a crunchy cookie, which she almost certainly got, but one might instead prefer a plump, tender, and soft peanut butter cookie instead.

and re: the status of this thread. i think it's a borderline case. i certainly wont be attacking her in my critiques of the dishes to come, but i will happily critique the food itself, since i would be doing so mentally anyway.

edit: forgot to say. also, keep in mind the cooking show might be coming down the pipe so there should be lots more to critique and discuss in terms of their cooking anyway.
 

Sparkletor

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The baked goods display dome is becoming my favorite part of this thread.

This is all well and good, but what did Phil eat for dinner? How will I get to sleep tonight with all the possibilities running through my mind.

Phil's not going to try a cookie he's gonna try some cookies. Streaming is almost as physically exhausting as taxes. Really gets a guy hungry
 

neger psykolog

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re: peanut butter cookies

the sugar is unnecessary. perhaps a misguided effort to have a garnish.

the color looks rather uneven, like they weren't rotated in the oven halfway to ensure even browning. that extra step would have been helpful.

it appears they were pressed with the fork rather zealously, leaving the dough cracked and uneven. this doubtless contributed to them drying out. additionally, the extent to which the edges are cracked suggests it was a rather dry dough to begin with. perhaps she was going for a crunchy cookie, which she almost certainly got, but one might instead prefer a plump, tender, and soft peanut butter cookie instead.

and re: the status of this thread. i think it's a borderline case. i certainly wont be attacking her in my critiques of the dishes to come, but i will happily critique the food itself, since i would be doing so mentally anyway.

edit: forgot to say. also, keep in mind the cooking show might be coming down the pipe so there should be lots more to critique and discuss in terms of their cooking anyway.
I love these posts.

EDIT: I've expanded the scope of the thread to include DSP's cooking should he choose to cook again in the future. I know people had a lot to talk about when it came to stuff like bacon grease down the toilet, so this thread should be hopefully be entertaining and not as aloggy as the rest of the shit in this subforum.
 
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DiabeticSP

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Bacon grease down the toilet will always be my favorite DSP moment.

But let's be honest, he's never going to cook again. If he does, we'll certainly know about it because he'll make a huge deal about what a nice boyfiiend he is making Kat a HOME COOKED meal. Surely with AUTHENTIC sauce.

Her cookies look edible. I don't have high hopes for her cooking going forward. I hope she keeps that glass cover clean though since it's seeing so much use.
 

BallBuster

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Okay I’m certain she is trying to fatten him up even more for some heainous plan she is hatching. Quickest way to a pig’s money is through his stomach and she is delivering.

Phase 1: plump him up
Phase 2: Gain his trust
Phase 3: ????????
Phase 4: Profit
 

DiabeticSP

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Cooking related question: Phil's two bathrooms are both on the second floor, what does he do with the grease now? Flavor enhancer for his sauce?
He hasn't cooked a meal since the last time he made a cooking with the king, I'm sure. But I imagine he'd dump it in the bushes or something. Maybe even dispose of it properly he even says in the video he knows how to get rid of grease right he's just too lazy to bother this time.

The second Leanna moved out he went right back to Hungry Man.

Maybe it goes right down the drain.
 

GnomeofDoc

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Since we're also talking about Phil as a cook, the words "I don't have time to melt butter, I'm a gamer" as he then proceeds to spray on Pam for his first Cookin' With the King are etched into my brain forever.
Those are words to live by. Can’t do that, it’s too slow for my gamer needs and skills.
 

Phalanx

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The Maid is allowed to be out of the room again!

For one task and one task only!


--------------------Now go back to your room and don't let the trolls see you! *Snooooooort*
I fucking love how he puts "some" and not "try one" its almost like I brought only these fries - (camera accidentally pans) effing reveals 4 fast food carrier bags.

@neger psykolog reading those comments on the cookies honestly me cry laughing, thanks man I needed that.
 

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