Kiwi Farms

This is the thread where you can post the culinary expeditions of Phil & Kat and critique them for not being true & authentic enough (similar in fashion to the Jack Scalfani thread)

No detail is too small, so make sure to talk at length about authenticity, technique and general presentation.

You can talk here about Phil & Kat when it relates to any food items such as cooking, DSP tries it, Instagram posts and anything else.

Examples:

BenShapiro said:

Kat made an appearance on Instagram.

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Prince Lotor said:

I guess imitation crab and potatoes with a jar of alfredo sauce dumped on it is technically a chowder.

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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:

I'll give her props, if that's actually homemade and not from a can. I'll even excuse the fact that there's obviously a ton of imitation crab in there and hope those white chunks are scallops and not potatoes.

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AmericFront said:

The first meal from the soulmaid

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Pubic Enemy #1 said:

It actually looks fairly nice. By Phil's rock-bottom standards it's fucking Michelin star. Brisket isn't cheap though. I'm beginning to think Phil may not be being entirely truthful about his dire finances.

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Beth said:

Well...That dinner does not look very impressive to me. Specially, if its her first time making something for him. Effort, Kat...? I dunno, but I have a feeling that Kat is not exactly keen on cooking and cleaning as our favourite gamer said so.

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glyntw said:

LOL, chucked meat into a slow cooker.

Bread and pasta together? waaat. blasphemy.
Bread rolls are what you have for like quick picnic.

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