I would eat it, but I'd also have 911 on speed dial for the inevitable heart attack that would happen after the last bite.
You'd just eat the strawberries...
Did Betty peel the strawberries? 'memba Sara has dIvErTiCuLiTuS! And I guarantee every one of her doctors would recommend she not only stay away from strawberries, but other fruit as well. NO SUGAR. Dr. Nowzardin does that for the fat POS on his plan.
See, this is why Sara and her ghey husband have muh heath issues: Once again, let's take good food and just. fuck. that. shit. up. Strawberries are naturally sweet, but nah, let's include half a bag of C&H and a Wommart can of evaporated milk?? WTF? And regular milk?
This is the individual who is already on welfare (I guaran goddamn tee it), had to be AIRLIFTED to a different hospital, and STOLE one of only TWO specialized beds--so God help anyone else if they had severe pneumonia. I stopped watching Sara again because frankly, she is willfully killing herself and her deep in the closet husband--probably because she's figured out she can weaponize her "heath problems" like fats do against others. IDK what is it with Betty. Leech? I'm thinking welfare leech. They all deserve each other. Team no one.
Did Betty peel the strawberries? 'memba Sara has dIvErTiCuLiTuS! And I guarantee every one of her doctors would recommend she not only stay away from strawberries, but other fruit as well. NO SUGAR. Dr. Nowzardin does that for the fat POS on his plan.
See, this is why Sara and her ghey husband have muh heath issues: Once again, let's take good food and just. fuck. that. shit. up. Strawberries are naturally sweet, but nah, let's include half a bag of C&H and a Wommart can of evaporated milk?? WTF? And regular milk?
This is the individual who is already on welfare (I guaran goddamn tee it), had to be AIRLIFTED to a different hospital, and STOLE one of only TWO specialized beds--so God help anyone else if they had severe pneumonia. I stopped watching Sara again because frankly, she is willfully killing herself and her deep in the closet husband--probably because she's figured out she can weaponize her "heath problems" like fats do against others. IDK what is it with Betty. Leech? I'm thinking welfare leech. They all deserve each other. Team no one.
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On that maybe 8 oz of sliced strawberries in each of their bowls, they dump on a quarter cup of sugar each.
I’m sad about those molested berries.
I’m sad about those molested berries.
Random_Numbers140097
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They're only making two bowls of the sugar (or splenda?) with strawberries and evaporated milk. Maybe she already killed her deeply in the closet husband and hooked up with Betty.
Betty seems to live there. She's there in the evening, and here they are making breakfast. I wonder what her backstory is.
I'm pretty sure she already made a video with this too.
Betty seems to live there. She's there in the evening, and here they are making breakfast. I wonder what her backstory is.
I'm pretty sure she already made a video with this too.
taintmisbehavin
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“Put you a little sugar over the top.” *adds five tablespoons*
I guess if it is Splenda, in her mind it negates the calories from the whole can of evaporated milk in brea’fast.
Stinky Britches
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Can’t they at least, for the sake of public health show a normal, human sized portion, with 1/2 tsp sugar on top? Then AFTER the vidya is made, proceed to add so much sugar that they may as well eat a candy bar and a coke for breakfast instead?
Uncle Meat
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THREE jumbo sized candy bars and a big gulp for breakfast!
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Um, that’s not strawberries and cream. Strawberries and cream is literally just strawberries and whipped cream. You can whip your cream to your liking. Some people like it fully whipped, like the canned stuff. Some like it not whipped at all—simply pour some heavy cream on your strawberries. Generally, it will be somewhere between these stages. It’s actually quite a fancy dessert served at very posh events. If you add broken meringue piece, you get the classic Eton mess.
While you can macerate the strawberries in sugar, it’s not necessary. You’re supposed to use the best strawberries you can get for this. They should be plenty sweet as they are. And the canned evaporated milk thing or whatever that was is just a horrible idea. The end result looks like strawberries and cream vomit.
Why do fatties have to turn everything into a slop of hyperprocessed crap and sugar?
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Uncle Meat
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OK. She makes some ordinary quick toss pot chili. I was with her through all of it (although she was pretty sloppy with her proportions of spices.) I was thinking to myself, "Good for Sara. She made something simple and decent." She mentioned garnish... I'm thinking some diced scallions of sweet onion. Perhaps a grilled red bell pepper. NO! THEN CAME A HUGE GLOB OF SOUR CREAM AND CHEESE. Then on top of that, she suggests mixing it with macaroni and cheese! Good lord. Keep her away from garnish!
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Sarah is a great value ( nah, more like wish version) of Paula Deen pre diabeetus era. Paula always, always, always took a great southern recipe and fucked it with fat and sugar. Every goddamn time.
She changed it at the end. It began as breakfast, but near the end she calls it a breakfast snack. Meaning breakfast is likely still coming or had already been eaten.
That’s also a very calorie dense snack, but acceptable for a treat at an event. The average heavy whipping cream is about 50 calories per table spoon and whipping cream calories are typically about 30-35% fat. It’s shocking that amount of calories and fat would be a healthier alternative for Sarah’s abomination.
This is, without a doubt, the most repulsive video from Sarah for me. It hit home when she mentioned “did your grandmother used to do this?” I’ve worked with elderly people who eat unsweetened cereal with a sprinkle of sugar on top. Usually not more than a teaspoon. Sarah dumped sugar on top of an already sweet fruit, and used evaporated milk in with it. Evaporated milk is already sweet and sugary I can’t imagine how many carbs that “breakfast snack“ had.
For reference: one can (13 oz) of evaporated milk is equivalent to 1/4 of a normal persons daily caloric intake to maintain their weight.
Eat up, y’all. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Uncle Meat
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Sara always goes for the gusto! With all the milkfat she ingests, you'd think she was sponsored by the dairy council.
MrsLoveMom
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Here are the chili videos.
Haesindang Park
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If she's having to make a two part video for a recipe, then she's doing something wrong on YouTube at least.
I don't know about you guys, but in Texas, red onions are preferable for chili than green onions. I feel convinced that Sara isn't making chili properly.
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Uncle Meat
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Sara's chili is fine. Yoo kin make it ennyway yoo want.
weaselhat
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You must be new to a Sarah. She uploads her videos this way due to shitty internet service. She also fucks up recipes. It’s what she does best. Besides Tupperware and eating her own cooking obviously.
ETA: and yes what uncle meat said.
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or you could just do a little almibar instead of just sprinkling the fucking things with more sugar
She put maple syrup in dijon mustard.
I get adding a slight bit of sweetness to things to add a contrast in flavor, but Sarah always overdoes it. Also, I would have added honey instead of maple syrup because honey is paired with mustard a lot more often than maple is. She could have just added 2 tablespoons of honey to the mustard and maybe a bit of smoked paprika and a tiny bit of salt and called it a day. Watching her cook though is like watching a snuff film of how much sugar and fat she can add to a single meal. There are times when watching her where I think she would have been better off eating a scoop of ice cream over whatever monstrosity she made that’s far more calorie, sugar, and fat laden.
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