Kiwi Farms

@Male brought it to my attention that this woman hasn't dropped dead yet and is more active sharing her recipes than ever. The caloric count on any one serving from her monstrosities is more than many villages in Africa eat between themselves in a week. Everyone share your favorite Sara video!

I like that she runs out of breath opening jars and stirring things on the stove:
youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7dkv716GTmq_e1NXL0NvA

Here's her classic macaroni salad that launched her into internet infamy:

Another salad that's not a fucking salad:

She won't eat anything green unless it's smothered in mayo and sugar:

If your New Years resolution was to lose some weight, click around her channel to foster levels of disgust that will put you off to eating entirely so you can have that ED you always wanted.