• ”@Null, just nuke me you gutless motherfucker!”

Cooking with Simply Sara

Discussion in 'Food' started by entropyseekswork, Jan 2, 2017.

  1. Sorry if necro-ing, but do we have any updates? I saw some facefuck activity recently but it was only a repost of a vid from 19th June?

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  2. I haven’t even seen any paparazzi videos, which has been a big thing lately.

    Maybe she has a case of the fatty-pneumonia again. I haven’t been on her FB in a while though.
     
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  3. Did some FB research and it seems our favorite kitchen fatty has been sick (again).

    This was posted June 27: “As far as we know she is still in the ICU, needs IV meds to keep food down, is getting dialysis (kidney problems), and is having issues keeping blood sugar up. These are the updates previously posted from family. This is a lot of info for us to know and knowing more is innappropriate. I would say let's keep posting words of support here but give Sara and the family privacy. They are under lots of stress and it sounds like it will take a while for Sara to recover to the point she will be able to post again.”

    Friday it was posted that she was home, finally. Nothing specific has been said, except a possible gastritis flare up. I’m not a med-fag, so I have no idea how that can lead to a month of dialysis. But fatness has a way of killing anyone in its way.

    She seems to be posting in her Tupperware facebook the most consistently since being back home. “Sara’s Little Tupperware Nook”

    Maybe this will lead to a resurgence of diet fad recipes like the last time. We can only hope to be so lucky.
     
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  5. Our favorite bubber meldin cook is back! Solid few videos, which is more then the 0 we’ve gotten. Haven’t heard much more on the dialysis front, but she isn’t dead yet. Things seem to be lookin’ up for our gal.

     
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  6. I didn't think it was possible to fuck up fruit but of course she did because this butter goblin can't eat anything without 3 cups of sugar in it.



    She couldn't just eat the fucking fruit alone. She has to dip it in cream cheese and marshmallow fluff. I'd recommend her to go neck herself but I can't even see her fucking neck.
     
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  7. She basically made cream cheese frosting :/
     
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  9. I got a notification for this thread and momentarily thought she'd died. Of all the lolcows this one might be the nicest, I wish she'd stop stuff like dipping already sugary fruit into more sugar.
     
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  10. That fried slaw. I mean the idea isn't that awful. It's the way she makes it. That is a fuckton of ginger. That's like Anna Johnson levels. Why would you want that much ginger? All you are going to taste is ginger. Then she adds an insane amount of garlic, onions and soy sauce. It must be awful. She scrambled the eggs with heavy whipping cream. WTF? Yes they are fluffy. But they are hella fatty for dat fatty. She adds more sriracha on top after adding a bunch into the mix while cooking. I cannot imagine the overwhelming flavors of the condiments drowning out any taste from the ingredients themselves. I'm honestly amazed that there's not a jar of mayonnaise and three sticks of butter in there as well.
     
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  11. I really believe it’s because she can’t taste the flavors anymore. She has been adding so much sugar and spices to every one of her dishes that her tastebuds are immune, much like an alcoholic.

    I’ve definitely “detox’d“ from sugar before and the ability to taste minute things skyrocketed.

    But I’m no medfag, so take what I say with a grain of salt.
     
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  12. No it is true. When smoking I taste and smell less than when I quit, in 48 hours. When on a sodiumpoor diet for a while everything tasted like it had been soaked in salt if cooked normally. It only makes sense that it would work the same for sweet things.

    I bet if Sarah were to eat only the bare minimum for a week or 2-3, no salt, no sugar, no excess fat, that returning to normal cooking, and not her normal cooking, then her sense of taste would return to normal.
     
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  13. Unfortunately I’d say that’s the biggest glass of optimism anyone could have.

    If you go back, she goes on different “diets” that started when she really started ballooning up.
    Each time she starts the diet, you can tell because the ideaology is there but the execution is fucked to hell. When she began (what I assume) a no sugar/low sugar/diabetic diet - instead of NOT putting sugar in things like coleslaw, chili, etc. she put in “sugar” e.g. Splenda.

    Now-a-days she’s been “KETO”. Which in her mind means no bread and that’s basically it. I truly doubt she counts any sort of macros and never truly goes into ketosis. Which is the whole point of that diet.

    These days I’m really just waiting for the next hospital stay that requires a bariatric unit. Which she almost didn’t get in during the last round of pneumonia.
    Haven’t heard any updates on dialysis/current medical predicament, but I also stay away from her FB. Which is where she sells her MLM and is most active.
     
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  14. Double posting on mobile, like the fag I am. But I had to share.

    Seems Sarah’s husband has some knowledge about sugar. Skip to 19:26 and enjoy.

    https://youtu.be/sHYTk3XBJAM
     
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  15. This is an old video, 2013, but I haven't seen it shared and it is one of my favorites.
    Honestly, the sandwiches look good. Those homemade pickles are probably pretty tasty. The portions are just ridiculously huge.

    Best parts:
    • When she almost forgets something... oh, yeah! A completely unnecessary extra layer of cheese
    • When the cat jumps on the counter to steal some meat and it does not phase her whatsoever. So sanitary!
    • When she puts her Paul Bunyan sandwich in a human-sized panini press and jury rigs it closed with a towel. "This is how big sandwich shops do it!" ...It's not.
    Eta direct link since the embedded video doesn't work
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCwCUP9fDVo
     
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  16. One of my favorite and her most noticeable cooking traits is her inability to follow any sort of recipe. Regardless of being a “cooking channel”.
    Every video has her multitude of changes because of the way she likes it. Or has on hand.

    Another thing you can notice if you go back and watch a few videos. Is she almost is always half done before starting to video the process. Which leads me to believe she uses YouTube as a reason to cook and eat. Maybe getting rid of some of the guilt? /conspiracy
     
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  18. Jesus Christ, I never realized how tiny her forehead is.
     
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  19. And her hair is awfully thin as well.
     
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