Cool down thread -

[Bubbly Sink]

"lol calm down"

If you make shitposts often and then get mad when called out for it, you probably have heard that phrase.And i'm guessing that made you even more mad, so you typed out a really awful, and badly worded reply.

That's what this thread is for.

Tell us why you're so mad, and hopefully by sperging out in this thread, you will stop being so mad and will be able to contribute to threads in a more cohesive way.

Just remember, there is no use in getting mad at the internet, or at lolcows, or other users. You're literally getting mad over what autists are saying to you.

 

[Maskull]

I'm angry about video games.

 

[Bubbly Sink]

I'm angry about video games.

Tell us more. How does they make you feel? Which video games make you mad?

 

[Maskull]

Tell us more. How does they make you feel? Which video games make you mad?

I'm bad at video games.

And that makes me angry.

 

[starborn427614]

I'm not really angry right now (more full of chocolate), but this is good advice I should take more often.

 

[Wraith]

>Just remember, there is no use in getting mad at the internet
Must I show you the news of all these lib jew pedo rings and just... anything?
>or at lolcows
Chris is fake. Spooge is frustratingly stupid and fake.
I like my anger. I'm not a perfect person. I screw up from time to time, sometimes a lot, but my anger lets me know there is some real sense of justice in me, to what point it exists. The moment the flame dies, I die.

 

[Bubbly Sink]

I'm bad at video games.

And that makes me angry.

Sad

I'm not really angry right now (more full of chocolate), but this is good advice I should take more often.

Glad I could help

>Just remember, there is no use in getting mad at the internet
Must I show you the news of all these lib jew pedo rings and just... anything?
>or at lolcows
Chris is fake. Spooge is frustratingly stupid and fake.
I like my anger. I'm not a perfect person. I screw up from time to time, sometimes a lot, but my anger lets me know there is some real sense of justice in me, to what point it exists. The moment the flame dies, I die.

Lol calm down

 

[Lucifuga]

A theme to help calm down:

@-moz-document domain("kiwifarms.net")
{
*, *::before, *::after
  {
animation-duration: 5s !important;
animation-iteration-count: infinite !important;
animation-name: rainbow !important;
  }
}

 

[SSF2T Old User]

This thread is bate, but I'll bite anyways.

Sometimes the user posting doesn't even have to be mad. Some posts are obvious that they are mad, but most of the time they are just passionate about the topic being discussed and other people interpret as being mad for whatever reason.

Some people are just internet/text illiterate when it comes to picking up signs on who's being serious and who's being sarcastic/funny/angry/etc... My last ex was like that, anytime I would text her something sarcastic she would interpret as me being an asshole who was making fun of her or being mean to her. So texting was pretty much banned from the relationship and i could only talk to her on the phone if any of us wanted to talk at all.

 

[ConcernedAnon]

Woah OP are you mad at people who are mad at the internet? You need to calm down bro.
Now don't even bother pointing out that I am mad about people who are mad at people who are mad because that would make you mad about people who are mad at people who are mad at people who are mad and since I am on one less layer of mad I win automatically.

 

[MemeGrey]

thread is bate

Your lucky where in the cool down fred buddy cuz that spelling has made me so angery!

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Your lucky where in the cool down fred buddy cuz that spelling has made me so angery!

Sorry, i'm having an off day today with spelling

 

[Not Really Here]

Hitler was an amateur punk compared to Stalin and Mao when it comes to killing their own people.

 

[Absolutego]

>the guy who's immediate post history is either spergatory or angry comments on other users' profiles wants everyone to calm down

 

[TendieGremlin]

If I'm mad it's never at the Internet

 

[Medical Hawaii]

@OriginalUsernameHere what do you get mad about?

 

[Justtocheck]

Why cannot I be funnier Godd damnint!!!!!

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[Wraith]

Sad

Glad I could help

Lol calm down

No, I will not calm down! You can't make me stop!

 

[DamageJoy]

I'm bad at video games.

And that makes me angry.

EZ: Just blame the team, match making and rng.