She also has a cat, that they constantly ignore...It's just like those homeless you see with sad, bedraggled looking pitbulls on the highway. They omg LOVE their furry baby, until furry baby costs more than what he earns by being cute, pulling on people's heart strings (and coin purses). Drugs are expensive, 'kay? So furry baby goes right back to the shelter. The only difference is, Corissa's drug is lard.
What's up with the dogs, anyway? Aren't fat feminist Twitter types supposed to love cats? It would certainly boost Corissa's lesbian credentials. We all know she's not boning... whatever that thing is.