Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste

[Billy Fackin Kimber]

The above point was the one I was going to make. Sure, i'ts kinda fucked that there are forums where people discuss the lives of exceptional people - but if these people are choosing to put their entire lives online and seek to make profit from them, then its fair game. This is the Internet, and when people post to a global public, they will always be judged. Kiwifarms isn't the only place that does this, there are Facebook groups, subreddits, podcasts, whatever. It's just more brazen here because it's a place dedicated solely to human safari and makes no apologies for it.

On the other hand - welcome! You're going to be getting a lot of strange entertainment here. I suggest going over to the Chantal thread, because that woman is a rollercoaster. Obese, unhygienic, dating some kind of crack fiend, getting high on livestreams and generally being a wreck. But once again, she thrives off it, so don't feel too bad. We are all just observers and frown heavily on anyone actually interacting or messing with these people. Our subjects hurt themselves and others way more than anyone here would do.

Saying that, please do share your experiences with Corissa!

 

[bathtub-tigers]

what's the endgame here?

To irritate you in particular duh

 

[Angry New Ager]

I just found this forum and I'm sure that a) this kind of post is frowned upon and that b) no one cares what I think, but I'm just going to go for it anyway.

For future reference: When you feel compelled to preface a comment with a statement like this, that is a sure indicator that posting that comment is a really stupid idea.

I had a business deal with Corissa that went bad and I do think she is a vile, gross, and harmful human being; that's how I found this forum to begin with.

But apparently she's not vile, gross and harmful enough for you to give any details.

But the sheer volume of posts about her & J on this thread, the length of those posts, the fact that people are acquainted enough with their family trees to rattle off biographical information, the fact that people post & give play-by-play commentary on their insipid Instagram stories -- what's the endgame here? Clearly, this forum has moved beyond even thoughtful critique of their gross lifestyles and into the realm of obsessively investigating every aspect of their boring, stupid, Midwestern lives like they're part of a soap opera. What gives?

Have you ever listened to sports talk radio? Ever had ESPN on in the background, especially hosted news and interview shows? Have you ever been on an online sports forum?

Die-hard sports fans and sports journalists fill endless airtime and bandwidth discussing the most tedious and trivial details of collegiate and pro athletics, rattling off stats and trades, speculating about recruitment, criticizing specific plays, predicting who will make the playoffs, sperging about coaching and team management, on and on and fucking on--as if it was of any significance or importance whatsoever.

Seriously, there is nothing stupider to discuss at such length as sports, unless it's entertainment, or cars, or fashion and beauty. It's all stupid shit, but for whatever reasons, people find it interesting and entertaining—and nobody thinks that discussing it at such length with fellow fans, or even casual bystanders, is weird.

Nobody goes into a sports (or gaming or movie or fashion or automotive) forum and asks, "Why are you discussing all of this at such great length, and in such detail, and how can you have such detailed memories for dates and stats and even specific games? I don't get it; what is the endgame here?"

But that's basically what you've done by taking the trouble to sign up for an account and make this post.

Think on that, why don't you?

If you have anything of substance to tell us about Corissa and what a pig she is, you're welcome to dump it all here, but if you're just here to tell us how weird we are because we find degenerate internet attention-seekers interesting enough to discuss at length, you can GTFO.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I just found this forum and I'm sure that a) this kind of post is frowned upon and that b) no one cares what I think, but I'm just going to go for it anyway. I had a business deal with Corissa that went bad and I do think she is a vile, gross, and harmful human being; that's how I found this forum to begin with. But the sheer volume of posts about her & J on this thread, the length of those posts, the fact that people are acquainted enough with their family trees to rattle off biographical information, the fact that people post & give play-by-play commentary on their insipid Instagram stories -- what's the endgame here? Clearly, this forum has moved beyond even thoughtful critique of their gross lifestyles and into the realm of obsessively investigating every aspect of their boring, stupid, Midwestern lives like they're part of a soap opera. What gives?

We are bored inside of our wagie cagies and try to bide the time with internet lolcows and clickbait "News" articles while wishing either retirement or sweet death from workplace shooting.

 

[wedgehog]

Ignore the noob. We come here for milk; let's get back to the barn.

 

[stupid frog]

I just found this forum and I'm sure that a) this kind of post is frowned upon and that b) no one cares what I think, but I'm just going to go for it anyway. I had a business deal with Corissa that went bad and I do think she is a vile, gross, and harmful human being; that's how I found this forum to begin with. But the sheer volume of posts about her & J on this thread, the length of those posts, the fact that people are acquainted enough with their family trees to rattle off biographical information, the fact that people post & give play-by-play commentary on their insipid Instagram stories -- what's the endgame here? Clearly, this forum has moved beyond even thoughtful critique of their gross lifestyles and into the realm of obsessively investigating every aspect of their boring, stupid, Midwestern lives like they're part of a soap opera. What gives?

so have you seen her nudes already or what

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Pina Colada]

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Why does she need a second inner tube when one's already built into her gut?

 

[Little Dark Age]

I can't believe how old and unhealthy they both look. Not just the obvious (fat af, poor skin, etc) but also a general overall unwellness. Posture, facial expressions and even facial muscle tone, dull eyes and hair, a general utter malaise. They broadcast disease, decline, sickness. All these pro-fat women hit this wall eventually though, and usually in their 30s, so they're right on time. No surprise that this crowd is shifting from "health at any size!!" to "my health is none of your business!!" to "I was never meant to be healthy so stfu." Literal degeneracy

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[OttoWest]

She looks like she’s in her 60s. Even Google sees her as elderly:

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Holy mother, she hit the wall HARD. We all grow old and wrinkly but goddamn Corissa.. there are people in their 60's who look younger than her! Her before and after pictures should be used as a warning against HAES and FA-bullshit.

Edit to include this crappy thing.

 

[GenociderSyo]

So their little friends are now joining them in nude hijinks and Corissa is posting it online tagging it.
This just gives me creepy vibes about Corissa....

 

[Tumbo]

The Weird Lesbian Love Triangle is getting off to a swimming start I'm sure there's no way jealousy or other fundamental human emotions could sabatoge it.

 

[Gramlol]

The Weird Lesbian Love Triangle is getting off to a swimming start I'm sure there's no way jealousy or other fundamental human emotions could sabatoge it.

Or an incoming protracted downward spiral into beetus, fatty liver or heart issues confining C or J to being in and out of hospital.
I can't get over how they're.. regressing into an infantile state of helplessness? Like C is back to that toddler stage of wanting to run around with no pants on, and J is playing dress up/insisting on being a ninja turtle (a he/them yet so girly looking and acting). It's a very odd natural experiment for the psychologists out there, god bless them for the work they do.
Hecking yikes

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Holy fuck. Maybe I've just seen the aftermath of one too many Mohs surgeries, but has nobody ever told this enormous bitch about SUNSCREEN? For how often she begs her fans for skincare advice, you'd think it would have come up. In all of her visits to boutique dermatology practices, with all of the thousands of dollars she's spent, she still doesn't bother to wear sunscreen. That's Corissa in a nutshell, though. She crows about SeLf-cArE but neglects basic preventative health measures and hygiene.

 

[Not me]

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HAES not even once
Holy fucking shit does she look bad!

 

[LonesomeDud]

The Weird Lesbian Love Triangle is getting off to a swimming start I'm sure there's no way jealousy or other fundamental human emotions could sabatoge it.

Corissa doesn't want to be with a woman. Corissa is straight. The closest she could come to stomaching sex with a woman was permitting J to kiss her. Corissa certainly doesn't want to be with a thinner, clearer-skinned, younger, better-looking variant of herself. I was wrong about the cucking saga when I thought about it for a minute. Corissa might be giving Smaller Fat (I don't know her name) attention to upset J, but this has the emotional depth of a sixth grade sleepover.

Edit: Don't take this the wrong way. I'm also a naive idiot who takes people at face value when they lie about something as petty as sexual orientation.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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She looks elderly and in physical pain in the first two pictures, and looks like a literal retard in the 3rd pic.
I can't believe she chose to post these pics, particularly the first one. Her face says EVERYTHING you need to know to realize she's lying about her fabulous life.

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That's the most exercise she's had in 10 years.

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She looks like she’s in her 60s. Even Google sees her as elderly:
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I have a 74 yr old distant relative who looks like a slimmer version of Corissa's face in that photo. My relative is dying from cancer, too.
And yet, Corissa is still probably healthier than Juliana.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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Her upper arm is the size of her face!