Artcow CottonCatTailToony / MissCutieTastic - Cartoon Sperg Who's Triggered by Being Called a Mary Sue

[chimpburgers]

I randomly found this potential cow and holy shit, it seems like she's been at this for a while. Just look at all of these videos and people trying to give her constructive criticism and her not listening to any of it and bitching about people who make rant videos on her. She has all the right ingredients to a great lolcow and more. She even has her own set of white knights too. Her first name is Samantha but I haven't been able to find her last name yet.

There's even a comment on her DA page entry where someone even tries to point out that if she didn't stop that she'd eventually land her ass on ED. Well, I didn't see any ED page but she's now getting a thread here. She actually does chimp and do a lot of really shitty art from what I'm seeing and what's crazy is that there's just so much of it to go through.

This is the page where I found these comments.

http://cottoncattailtoony.deviantart.com/journal/Another-Stupid-Rant-Video-of-Me-564704569

She links to her own FB page in this blog post.

https://www.facebook.com/samm.samm.144

http://archive.md/6lYJz

She reveals a lot about herself in her front page bio.

She reveals even more about herself and links to her FurAffinity account in this screencap.

This is her FurAffinity account.

http://archive.md/I3atL

Not surprisingly, she reveals that she has autism. Another ingredient to making a great lolcow to me.

This is just some of her "artwork." It's a lot of furry and brony type of shit with some obsession with tits.

Pig Goat Banana Cricket fan art:

Autistic Animaniacs fanart:

Pizza thing:

Even more criticism about how fucking obsessed she is with drawing really badly proportioned tits in her drawings that she doesn't listen to.

Spoiler

 

[Rolfe DeWolfe]

Good lord, she practically doxxed herself

 

[chimpburgers]

I forgot to include this highly important nugget in the OP.

 

[that-one-cat]

A friend of mine admires this chick.

Prior to this, I didn't know she didn't accept criticism. Though, I always sort of thought her main character/most likely self insert was a Mary Sue.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Yeah I'm sorry but her writing is absolutely cryptic. I start out thinking I know what shes talking about but then it goes all purple monkey dishwasher and there's literally no way to tell what the hell she's trying to actually say.

I mean look at this: "Hi there, fellow friends. I'm kinda feel like in the mood for drawing of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic , and I need some Important with you're MLP OCs as very Interesting marvelous that you have like earth ponies, pegasus and unicorns, but I have to be more patience if I can draw some of opportunity more then with my friends as always. Then your should giving you some awesome sketch point commission for today or try not too be pushing around my sketchbook, okay?"

My guess is she wants examples of OCs so she can practice drawing them but it's how she goes about it that doesn't make sense.

 

[Wi-fi Calcium]

I'd expect better writing from people who English is their second language. It looks like something you'd get if you copy and pasted something from Google Translate.

 

[that-one-cat]

After a search on Google images, she's apparently got a lot of self inserts for cartoons/animated movies ranging from Spongebob to All Dogs Go To Heaven.

 

[Infinity]

what the fuck is "bug (bug)"

I've seen this girl around before, there's even some youtube rants about her. I've never watched them so I can't vouch for how good/shit they are, but here's one anyway:

Spoiler: Vid

 

[女鬼]

At first, I thought she was a teenie struggling with English, but then I scrolled down and saw "21 years old, Country:USA"...

 

[chimpburgers]

One major theme with this cow is that I keep hearing about her white knights and fantards. Seems like she might have a ton of them. I archived this post by someone complaining about them. I think it adds a whole new level of potential with her if any of her fans also get pissed off that this page exists.

http://archive.md/QtAgx

Spoiler

These could be some of the white knights.

http://cottoncattailtoony.deviantart.com/journal/I-need-too-calm-down-593951685#comments

 

[Coldgrip]

What is the likelihood she'll find out about this thread?

 

[chimpburgers]

What is the likelihood she'll find out about this thread?

I think if she does find this thread, it will be because of one of her white knights found it and then let her know somehow and it would also depend on if this page will show up on the first page of the Google search results.

She was active just two hours ago.

I found one of her fans too.

http://archive.md/iWxVi

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Sad thing is, if she put more effort into her art, it'd actually look good (furry shit and malformed tits not withstanding).

Same can't be said about her behavior and lack of common sense though. This is clearly something she's had for a long time, if not since childhood.

 

[chimpburgers]

It keeps boiling down to her fantards being really awful.

http://conkeronine.deviantart.com/journal/Part-2-of-My-CottonCatTailToony-Rant-545914062

 

[friedshrimp]

I've seen a few other chicks on DA who write kinda like her, very awkwardly and not making much sense (it's more a case of poor syntax than anything). They also happened to have English as their first language and they often claimed to have autism.

Is this strictly an autism thing? It can't be an education thing since some of these chicks are college students, so what gives?

 

[GG Allin]

I've seen a few other chicks on DA who write kinda like her, very awkwardly and not making much sense (it's more a case of poor syntax than anything). They also happened to have English as their first language and they often claimed to have autism.

Is this strictly an autism thing? It can't be an education thing since some of these chicks are college students, so what gives?

I think it's more of an attention thing; girls trying to be quirky by completely fucking up their vocabulary and saying they have autisms. In most cases they are such normies that they try to stand out by telling everyone and their dog that they have autism and write like complete idiots. I've seen it so much.

 

[Dilligaff]

She's 22? She has fantards that consider her art "really good?" Oh wait, what am I saying? It's DeviantArt.

Well hey, at least the barely-understandable journal entries are pretty funny.

 

[chimpburgers]

Art trades with another autistic.

http://archive.md/0YF3M

 

[Megapiss]

I've seen a few other chicks on DA who write kinda like her, very awkwardly and not making much sense (it's more a case of poor syntax than anything). They also happened to have English as their first language and they often claimed to have autism.

Is this strictly an autism thing? It can't be an education thing since some of these chicks are college students, so what gives?

I find it really hard to believe that English is their first language. I would assume they're just lying about where they live to obscure their identity or seem cooler. Autists/schizos/retards usually have strange writing styles, but they still exhibit some understanding of basic English syntax and grammar. This girl's writing reads like a bad automatic translation.

 

[chimpburgers]

Found this in the Google search. A furry hentai art trade.

Spoiler

http://espectralchan.tumblr.com/post/133180355919/a-art-trade-with-cottoncattailtoony