A lot of us thought that Robert "Bob" Chandler, the lovable Internet Lumberjack and the voice of reason in the Chandler Household, had passed away for good. Many people, myself included, were simply filled with despair at how 14 BLC had burned and crumbled in his absence, how without his guiding hand, its inhabitants have slowly, but surely degenerated into their current existence..
As a result, many of us have begun seeing the old Lumberjack in a new, more forgiving light, but I have found evidence that points to a far darker truth. For Bob's ultimate destination wasn't a lonely grave as we all thought, but something far more shocking than anyone's ever expected..!
I have reason to believe that Bob is alive, and has faked his death to get away from the burdens brought about by his dearly beloved, yet difficult-to-manage son. The marauding picklemen and their trolling stupids have gotten too much and gone too far for his weary old heart, with the nadir being a call with an invalid claiming to be Batman. As he slowly hung up his phone in disgust, Bob made a fateful decision.. he decided to fake his death at the hand of horde fly bites, thus escaping all his trolling misery, and in-turn seek love instead!
And with this, I present my humble proof:
As a result, many of us have begun seeing the old Lumberjack in a new, more forgiving light, but I have found evidence that points to a far darker truth. For Bob's ultimate destination wasn't a lonely grave as we all thought, but something far more shocking than anyone's ever expected..!
I have reason to believe that Bob is alive, and has faked his death to get away from the burdens brought about by his dearly beloved, yet difficult-to-manage son. The marauding picklemen and their trolling stupids have gotten too much and gone too far for his weary old heart, with the nadir being a call with an invalid claiming to be Batman. As he slowly hung up his phone in disgust, Bob made a fateful decision.. he decided to fake his death at the hand of horde fly bites, thus escaping all his trolling misery, and in-turn seek love instead!
And with this, I present my humble proof:
The below photo was procured from a lolcow's public Twitter page while attempting to verify his claims of having what he called a "sugar daddy":
Now the lolcow thought the retarded thought bubble would be enough to hide his benefactor's face, but he didn't count on the patented Cherokian hairline that all the Chandler men are blessed with! If we compare the hairline and hair color to the below photos..
.. we get a %100 match.
This also explains why Barb and Chris were left with a pittance of an inheritance, for Bob took most of the money with him, and is spending it lavishly on hedonistic yet fleeting pursuits..
Now my friends, the final piece of evidence is isn't publicly known, but I have ascertained from my sources that Chris indeed has knowledge of this, but the shock was far too great for his
to handle, thus, the path was clear for Josh Wise to implant the Robertchu autism, which Chris has fully latched onto to distract from the great pain he feels. 
As such, it is now our sworn duty as Kiwis to keep following the clues to track down Bob and reunite the Chandlers!
Now the lolcow thought the retarded thought bubble would be enough to hide his benefactor's face, but he didn't count on the patented Cherokian hairline that all the Chandler men are blessed with! If we compare the hairline and hair color to the below photos..
.. we get a %100 match.
This also explains why Barb and Chris were left with a pittance of an inheritance, for Bob took most of the money with him, and is spending it lavishly on hedonistic yet fleeting pursuits..
Now my friends, the final piece of evidence is isn't publicly known, but I have ascertained from my sources that Chris indeed has knowledge of this, but the shock was far too great for his
to handle, thus, the path was clear for Josh Wise to implant the Robertchu autism, which Chris has fully latched onto to distract from the great pain he feels. As such, it is now our sworn duty as Kiwis to keep following the clues to track down Bob and reunite the Chandlers!
