Very important ecclesiastical question. Is Jesus a man of the people or is he in an ivory tower happily eating a soggy, lukewarm burrito?
Could Jesus eat a soggy, lukewarm burrito without being disgusted? -
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He would turn the burrito into wine and then butt-chug it while his disciples cheered him on.
Jesus would eat anything. He probably didn't make money when he was preaching, so unless he had a lot saved up from his work before he turned thirty, he depended on the hospitality of his followers for a place to stay most nights. When abuelita offers you a burrito, you eat it and smile.
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Jesus would have broken that gas station microwaved burrito and fed 5,000 people with some leftover.
he would make some sweet wine first, and then yes he would eat it.
