Could this be the end of the LOL? Observations and predictions. -

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Backwards Harvester

Demented Gardner
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In 2011 as we all know Chris resurfaced, but only briefly, because October brought two events, one real close to the next. Chris' father passed away because of his deteriorating health, and the bug bites he had certainly didn't help. After a few weeks of quiet following the Internet Lumberjack's death, Chris went where he shouldn't be and and got himself in an assload of trouble and even though it didn't end badly thanks to the mercy of the very man he held and still probably holds a grudge against, It was still a stressful experience, as it would be with any person with criminal charges hanging over their head. Regardless of Chris and Bob;s relationship, the loss of close family member you've known all your life is a major change. And whether you've had an encounter with the jerkops or not, I think we can all agree that getting busted could ruin anyone's day.

Besides facebook posts and a couple of videos, his internet presence is declining more and more. Chris has isolated himself, and made himself scarce in the past years.
There's no doubt that he's paranoid and decided to pussy off the internet. Still there was hope on my part, until a couple of months ago.....
The fire of of 14 Branchland Ct was another destructive blow to OPL Chances are, that most if not all of chris's stuff was likely melted and/or reduced to ashes. The loss of one's home and property is no small loss, obviously. This was a major turning point.

Now as for the future, I'm not here to say wheter Chris will end up in a group home when Barb passes, or whether the two will be homeless or or whether Chris will live out the rest of his life on the streets, behind bars, or in a padded room where he incoherently babbles and holds conversations with Sonichu, or outright snaps, harming himself or others, or whether he pulls a complete 180.
The only change Chris has made is his paranoia, and his ever-decreasing internet presence... And the saga of Chris's internet presence will likely end with a whimper. If this current trend of less and less information continues, it will be a runaway process until he is eventually forgotten. He has cowered away from even the internet, afraid to speak with anyone, afraid to stand up to so called trolls, and no longer has the spine to face those who criticize him. Typical Chris What a disappointment.
Or maybe he's depressed.... or lacks the means to communicate on the net. (which I really doubt.)
OR.... He's actually beginning to wise up (*cough* Bullshit! *cough*)

But wait a second! There is also a possibility that months of no internet contact will eventually end this relative silence and he could make a big comeback. It seems h to believe he won't be coming back, because he's done it before. If this whole fire issue turns out all right, we may one day see him on Youtube... Again. This is also made possible, because of his ego, as well as his resistance to change.

And while that's what a lot of us want to see, I still believe that it is more likely that Chris will eventually disappear from the internet rather than make a comeback, and eventually even the people here will move on and forget about him altogether, sad as that sounds, from my perspective , it seems to be the more realistic of the two outcomes. The recent past hasn't yielded that much activity.
The purpose of this threat is not prediction of the future of Chris, or those around him, but whether or not this is the end of the Chris-chan saga altogether
But I'd really like to know from members both old and new, which of the two outcomes seems more likely, as far as what you've observed? Please, discuss.

While there are loads of lolcows out there, there is only one CWC.
 

Sexual Stallone

#Latinlover
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Bung: "Hal... Its... An honor... to die... At your side..."
Hal: "It has been an honor... To have lived... At yours..."
 

cypocraphy

Deader than the parents on "Party Of Five"
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Bung: "Hal... Its... An honor... to die... At your side..."
Hal: "It has been an honor... To have lived... At yours..."

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Mondo Zappa

History's Greatest Monster
True & Honest Fan
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A LOLcow that shits himself half as long shits himself twice as bright.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight.
 

OtterParty

I shall crush your skull like a clam on my tummy
True & Honest Fan
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In 2011 as we all know Chris resurfaced, but only briefly, because October brought two events, one real close to the next. Chris' father passed away because of his deteriorating health, and the bug bites he had certainly didn't help. After a few weeks of quiet following the Internet Lumberjack's death, Chris went where he shouldn't be and and got himself in an assload of trouble and even though it didn't end badly thanks to the mercy of the very man he held and still probably holds a grudge against, It was still a stressful experience, as it would be with any person with criminal charges hanging over their head. Regardless of Chris and Bob;s relationship, the loss of close family member you've known all your life is a major change. And whether you've had an encounter with the jerkops or not, I think we can all agree that getting busted could ruin anyone's day.

Besides facebook posts and a couple of videos, his internet presence is declining more and more. Chris has isolated himself, and made himself scarce in the past years.
There's no doubt that he's paranoid and decided to pussy off the internet. Still there was hope on my part, until a couple of months ago.....
The fire of of 14 Branchland Ct was another destructive blow to OPL Chances are, that most if not all of chris's stuff was likely melted and/or reduced to ashes. The loss of one's home and property is no small loss, obviously. This was a major turning point.

Now as for the future, I'm not here to say wheter Chris will end up in a group home when Barb passes, or whether the two will be homeless or or whether Chris will live out the rest of his life on the streets, behind bars, or in a padded room where he incoherently babbles and holds conversations with Sonichu, or outright snaps, harming himself or others, or whether he pulls a complete 180.
The only change Chris has made is his paranoia, and his ever-decreasing internet presence... And the saga of Chris's internet presence will likely end with a whimper. If this current trend of less and less information continues, it will be a runaway process until he is eventually forgotten. He has cowered away from even the internet, afraid to speak with anyone, afraid to stand up to so called trolls, and no longer has the spine to face those who criticize him. Typical Chris What a disappointment.
Or maybe he's depressed.... or lacks the means to communicate on the net. (which I really doubt.)
OR.... He's actually beginning to wise up (*cough* Bullshit! *cough*)

But wait a second! There is also a possibility that months of no internet contact will eventually end this relative silence and he could make a big comeback. It seems h to believe he won't be coming back, because he's done it before. If this whole fire issue turns out all right, we may one day see him on Youtube... Again. This is also made possible, because of his ego, as well as his resistance to change.

And while that's what a lot of us want to see, I still believe that it is more likely that Chris will eventually disappear from the internet rather than make a comeback, and eventually even the people here will move on and forget about him altogether, sad as that sounds, from my perspective , it seems to be the more realistic of the two outcomes. The recent past hasn't yielded that much activity.
The purpose of this threat is not prediction of the future of Chris, or those around him, but whether or not this is the end of the Our Pet Lolcow saga altogether
But I'd really like to know from members both old and new, which of the two outcomes seems more likely, as far as what you've observed? Please, discuss.

While there are loads of lolcows out there, there is only one CWC.

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The Charles Dickens of Disco
True & Honest Fan
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Shit people- Chris goes dark for a couple of weeks and we begin to act like it's the goddamn end of Christory.

As Ziltoid mentioned, we already have a pretty extensive discussion in the other thread. As it is, I'm of the mindset that this isn't the complete and total end of the lulz. So long as there is Chris, and there is internet, he will find a way to make a public spectacle of himself. Further, even if he completely fades and/or is picked up in the Chandler mothership and returns to the planet Hm'Yeah, I'm certain there are other stories out there that will be brought out of the woodwork.
 

Backwards Harvester

Demented Gardner
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I had originally thought of making a poll, but I really didn't think it was worth it. When he fades away, is it likely that anyone else will ever attract as much attention as him? I'm not a sympathizer, white knight, a-logger or troll. Oh well. There's always Jace, right?
 

Sexual Stallone

#Latinlover
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"By the time the CWCkinet became self-aware... It had spread into million of computers servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. It was software in Cyberspace. There was no system core. It could not be shut down. The attack began at 9:00 pm, just has he said it would. Christian Love Day. The day the CWC fan base was nearly destroyed... By the forums they built to amuse themselves.

I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Christian Love Day. It was merely to survive it... Together. The Bailiffnator knew. He tried to tell us... But I didn't want to read it.

Maybe the future has been written. I don't know. All I know is what the Bailiffnator taught me: Never stop sperging. And I never will...

The battle has just begun."
 

applecat

Prettiest Ween
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"Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.

Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of the Cwcki, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the high school galpals are safe at last.

Chris will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... Chris has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

I have no cow. And I must lol."
 
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LM 697

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"Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.

Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of the Cwcki, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the high school galpals are safe at last.

Chris will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... Chris has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

I have no cow. And I must lol."

Limp, the duck of Chris hung from the pink gut; unsupported—hanging high above us in the burnt house; and it did not shiver in the chill, oily breeze that blew eternally through the main doorway. The body hung head down, attached to the underside of the palette by the sole of its fat stupid foot. It had been drained of blood through a precise incision made from ear to ear under the third chin. There was no blood on the reflective surface of the toy covered floor.
 

SteelPlatedHeart

Not-So-New Guy
True & Honest Fan
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"Chris. Chris never changes."

I really doubt he'll ever really disappear from the net. Hell, if not for the fire, we'd prolly still be getting Facebook updates on that Nuzlocke he was doing, catching ugly males and blatantly cheating to catch females and whatnot.
 
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