Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[JaneThough]

MOD EDIT
For fuck's sake, stop trying to stir up faggy internal drama @Random Internet Person and every other seething faggot in this thread.
This thread is not the 'seethe about the wrong thinkers in A&E thread'.
This thread is not the 'own the leftoid tranny jannies with FACT and LOGIC thread'.
This thread is intended for laughing at facebook boomers talking about microchips in the vaccines.
If you try to turn this into some autistic jihad against other sections of the forums, you will be threadbanned.
This is not a debate thread. Take that shit to A&H or Deep Thoughts. You will be threadbanned if you come in here to argue.

As we are heading to the end of month 2 of the shut down, the exceptional are proving Darwin right in their protests to be allowed to die from a highly contagious disease:



Imagine going to the effort of wearing a mask, but still exposing yourself to infection. Congrats, you played yourself.


Being a stupid thot is a condition now.

Protests are breaking out everywhere, and surprise surprise, the disease continues to spread. The best schadenfreude is reserved for those who hoped on the "COVID is a political hoax!!" bandwagon, only to actually get/die from the disease:










Make stupid choices, die, now expect everyone else to pay for it. Karen confirmed.


It just. doesn't. stop.

This is a WIP. Lemme know what else I can add to make it better!

I wonder if the fucking kike behind the OP post will at least revise his wording now that we are 1.5 years into 2 weeks of flattening the curve and the treatment in place makes the sickness look trivial in comparison

 

[ExciteDyke]

This is the only protest related thing I've chuckled at.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Two words: David Dees.

 

[DumbDude42]

Two words: David Dees.

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fucking hell where did this braindead "5G makes you sick" retardation even come from?

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

fucking hell where did this braindead "5G makes you sick" exceptionalism even come from?

Paranoid schizophrenia.

 

[ExciteDyke]

 

[JULAY]

That literal Karen dying might be the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

 

[The Last Stand]

COVID-19: boomers more affected.

You think they'd learn that the more they do these protests, the more likely they are to ... Actually be infected and potentially die from it?

Well, to each their own.

Fellow theme song for those protestors lost to COVID-19.

 

[Lonely Grave]

Are you also going to cover the academic chicanery that was going on early in the crisis for cheap political points?

 

[Spamy the Bot]

Two words: David Dees.

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Oh man. That shit is unironically aesthetic. Nothing looks like proper conspiracy art.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Oh man. That shit is unironically aesthetic. Nothing looks like proper conspiracy art.

Dees used to work for Sesame Street Magazine before the worms ate into his brain he discovered the truth about the Jәwish conspiracies. We have a thread for him here.

 

[John Merston]

COVID-19: boomers more affected.

You think they'd learn that the more they do these protests, the more likely they are to ... Actually be infected and potentially die from it?

Well, to each their own.

Fellow theme song for those protestors lost to COVID-19.

They literally think that GodJesus will protect them from getting infected because they're good little Christians.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Guys I think you missed your exit. Reddit isn't here

But seriously, this is some low-hanging fruit. Hardly any of it is interesting and most of it comes off as some sort of government psyop to be "hip" and convince kids to relentlessly chastise anyone for questioning federal orders. I have never seen a single person, online or real life, claim anything like the bullshit in karen memes

 

[Monika H.]

I look at the photos of those people, and they all look like the typical Boomers, white trash and /pol/ tards I expected them to be

 

[Ride]

@JaneThough what's the difference between this thread and this one: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/covidiots.68104/? They seem similar so far.

 

[Twinkie]

Covidiots OP seems to be more about people staging attention-whoring stunts but I still don't think both threads need to exist. This stuff could be folded into the existing thread.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I look at the photos of those people, and think "and just what percentage of the national population thinks this way and how much of it is sensationalism to discourage questioning any federal actions unrelated to the virus?"

Fixed it

 

[Monika H.]

Fixed it

Keep on pal

 

[JaneThough]

fucking hell where did this braindead "5G makes you sick" exceptionalism even come from?

It goes deep.

@JaneThough what's the difference between this thread and this one: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/covidiots.68104/? They seem similar so far.

The other thread seemed pretty specifically about Youtubers, and when I posted something like this in there, the OP of the thread disliked it, so I figured they had a vision for what that thread was. We can combine the two, or leave them separate.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

The other thread seemed pretty specifically about Youtubers, and when I posted something like this in there, the OP of the thread disliked it, so I figured they had a vision for what that thread was. We can combine the two, or leave them separate.

Only reason I disagreed with that specific post was because the guy had no name attached to the image. Main point of the thread is to focus on people who have some sort of online presence worth documenting versus random news stories and such.