Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

Neil

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fucking hell where did this braindead "5G makes you sick" exceptionalism even come from?
I also wonder who the fuck starts these dumbass fear campaigns. Who's "patient zero" when it comes to starting these bullshit myths and spinning yarns about how they uncovered a secret government conspiracy and decided that despite being powerful enough to be "in" on said government conspiracies, their only vector to "expose" this shit is Whatsapp and Facebook.

Do they just think it's funny? Do they actually believe this shit? They do know, of course, they can get boomers to believe it though.
 

DumbDude42

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I also wonder who the fuck starts these dumbass fear campaigns. Who's "patient zero" when it comes to starting these bullshit myths and spinning yarns about how they uncovered a secret government conspiracy and decided that despite being powerful enough to be "in" on said government conspiracies, their only vector to "expose" this shit is Whatsapp and Facebook.

Do they just think it's funny? Do they actually believe this shit? They do know, of course, they can get boomers to believe it though.
three possibilities:
first: they're actual paranoid schizophrenics. there's several of these being documented on KF, they come up with this type of shit constantly.
second: they're trolls who get laughs out of creating insane conspiracy theories and seeing dumb boomers fall for them.
third: they're professional propagandists who intentionally create and spread ludicrous and absurd conspiracy theories to discredit other, more legitimate theories about the government being involved in shady activities, COINTELPRO style.
 

JaneThough

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The 5G thing is crazy.

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It's funny because this argument is basically "THERE'S MORE COVID WHERE THERE'S MORE PEOPLE TO USE 5G!!" Yeah, there's no 5G in Siberia, and there's no COVID, but there's basically no people too.

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Analog Devolved

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Twitter is adding (!) Get the facts about COVID-19 to any tweet claiming 5G cell towers cause people to get sick. There are hundreds of tweets with this warning (!) attached.
It links to a newsfeed saying 5G debunking these claims.
I guess they got tired of banning accounts and decided to imbed this link into every offending tweet instead.
 
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Judge Holden

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>Handful of random crazies/attention whores/grifters say stupid shit on the internet
>Media latches on and focuses obscenely disproportionate attention on these people
>Media portrays this tiny number of assholes as a vast and dangerous movement who are linked to whomever the current narrative enemy is
>Every crazy/attention whore/grifter in the land now swarms this trend in order to get their five minutes of fame and exposure


Why does this feel so dang familiar?
 

The Last Stand

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>Handful of random crazies/attention whores/grifters say stupid shit on the internet
>Media latches on and focuses obscenely disproportionate attention on these people
>Media portrays this tiny number of assholes as a vast and dangerous movement who are linked to whomever the current narrative enemy is
>Every crazy/attention whore/grifter in the land now swarms this trend in order to get their five minutes of fame and exposure


Why does this feel so dang familiar?
Poe's Law?
 

Nobunaga

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Expected to also see idiots who think corona-chan is the end of the world/more crazy conspiracys like the viruz was made by the illuminaty for the new world order/people acting like they are suddenly scientists when they dont know basic biology instead of pure TES low energy posts
Say, you didnt make this thread because you keep getting laught at in the covid threads right?
 

KimCoppolaAficionado

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Guys I think you missed your exit. Reddit isn't here

But seriously, this is some low-hanging fruit. Hardly any of it is interesting and most of it comes off as some sort of government psyop to be "hip" and convince kids to relentlessly chastise anyone for questioning federal orders. I have never seen a single person, online or real life, claim anything like the bullshit in karen memes
Congratulations that you've never had to work in customer service in your entire life.

Oh fuck off, OP.

Here, I found a better thread for your to post in: https://www.reddit.com/
Just because you do not find this content personally appealing does not make it "cringe", "cucked", "Reddit", or not appropriate for the site. This is a site meant to record people acting like idiots on the internet, not an echo chamber for any particular political or news viewpoint.
 

MediocreMilt

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Congratulations that you've never had to work in customer service in your entire life.



Just because you do not find this content personally appealing does not make it "cringe", "cucked", "Reddit", or not appropriate for the site. This is a site meant to record people acting like idiots on the internet, not an echo chamber for any particular political or news viewpoint.
Laughing when people who care about freedom get the virus is Reddit shit. Begone.
 

Zvantastika

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three possibilities:
first: they're actual paranoid schizophrenics. there's several of these being documented on KF, they come up with this type of shit constantly.
second: they're trolls who get laughs out of creating insane conspiracy theories and seeing dumb boomers fall for them.
third: they're professional propagandists who intentionally create and spread ludicrous and absurd conspiracy theories to discredit other, more legitimate theories about the government being involved in shady activities, COINTELPRO style.
Nah, patient zero of conspiracy theories are normally assholes who just want to profit from it, that's why they always push their shit with links to their casually long useless monetised YouTube videos, then when they gather a bit of traction on it, they push for merchandise and other shit. That's something most conspiracy theorists don't realise, they are getting scammed for being gullible idiots lol
 

KimCoppolaAficionado

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Laughing when people who care about freedom get the virus is Reddit shit. Begone.
People who don't believe in COVID and loudly announce how they aren't going to take medical safety precautions subsequently reaping the effects of their own decisions and acting confused is exactly as funny as Lovequest-era Chris's bafflement that his behavior was causing women to find him creepy and off-putting.
Characterizing someone who argues that "covfefe" was a secret code seeded three years ago about how Trump was going to solve the evil 5G radiation that is causing people to be unable to breathe as "caring about freedom" is prima faecie ludicrous. I care about freedom; I also care about public health, and believe steps like social distancing and wearing a face mask are reasonable precautions, given how infectious this disease is, until we develop a vaccination or solid treatment plan. People who aggressively assert that we should pretend like this disease doesn't exist are actively harming their local communities, especially poorer regions.
 

JaneThough

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Laughing when people who care about freedom get the virus is Reddit shit. Begone.

You seem salty today. Did mean ol' Costco make you wear a mask?

All the mask bitching reminds me of when a toddler won't put their shoes on. Yeah, it's not what makes you comfortable, but there's someone way smarter than you who is looking out for your wellbeing.

Also: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/coronavirus-barber-lockdown-new-york_n_5ebe4c21c5b6c9c187421e30

A barber who defied New York’s strict coronavirus lockdown for several weeks to cut customers’ hair has tested positive for COVID-19, health officials said.
The Ulster County Department of Health on Wednesday urged people who recently received a haircut from a barbershop on Broadway in Kingston, around 100 miles north of New York City, to seek testing for the contagion. Officials did not name the barber or the business.
The illicit operation is “extraordinarily disheartening,” county Health Commissioner Dr. Carol Smith said in a statement.


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“As much as we would all like to go out and get a professional haircut, this kind of direct contact has the potential to dramatically spread this virus throughout our community and beyond,” said Smith.
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) on March 22 issued a statewide order to “remain indoors to the greatest extent.” He ordered the closing of nonessential businesses, including barbershops and salons.
The order ends Friday, when three of the state’s 10 regions will tentatively begin easing restrictions after meeting certain requirements.
The virus has now killed more than 86,000 people nationwide and sickened upwards of 1.4 million. New York state has been one of the hardest hit by the pandemic, with more than 343,000 confirmed cases and over 27,000 deaths. The number of cases in the

It seems like all society has to do is wait for the dummies to collect their Darwin awards, and then maybe we can get a handle on this situation.