It's funny how you're terrified of the effects of wearing a vaccine when covid itself is over a hundred times more likely to give you bad effects
Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - Because muh freedoms means I should be able to die for being stupid; killing your grandma to own the libs; the conspiracy is inside this thread
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A shame as there's a lot of conspiratards on Twitter and Instagram to laugh at.
I have a few personal conspiratard/alt health cows. Today I present to you: the bleach drinkers and the grift that keeps on giving.
Chlorine Dioxide is classified as a chemical used in industrial settings to disinfect surfaces. But what if I told you that it can also disinfect your body? Dissolve cancer? Cure pretty much anything? This miracle cure is known as CDS (Chlorine Dioxide Solution), MMS (Miracle Mineral Supplement) or just "The Miracle Cure", "The Universal Antidote" among others.
It got really big in Latin America when Covid started to hit really badly. After the main grifters and anything related to this substance were uber banned in the US and Europe for no reason in particular two big players in this scene moved their business and advertising to Latin America and Africa: Jim Humble (of religious cult Genesis II infamy) and Andreas Kalcker (German serial scammer, NGM disciple, bought his degree from a diploma mill). A lot could be written about those two alone, it's a pretty interesting rabbithole if you're into eccentric people who form weird cults (Jim Humble) or the mind and machinations of an international alt health grifter (Kalcker).
Originally, it was often touted as a cure for malaria, autism in children and chronic diseases. When Covid, a brand new disease came into the picture, it was also instantly determined as a cure. Here, a new entity appears: COMUSAV.
COMUSAV is responsible for most of the distribution and promotion of CDS as a cure in Latin America. Social media tends to ban them, so they have a Telegram echo chamber.
Promotion of an interview with Kalcker from the main COMUSAV channel in Spanish. The message refers to him as "Our dear Andreas Kalcker". Yes, the dude is on the way of becoming something of a cult leader himself.
Manuel Aparicio is a Mexican doctor and current director of COMUSAV Mexico who has had more success selling bleach than in his medical practice. He went full scammer after the Covid wing of his small clinic got shut down by authorities when personnel leaked information about the treatment of his patients (he gave them CDS). Here he is announcing his presence at the meeting of the minds that was Red Pill Expo.
People are still giving it to their autistic children.
A lot of dumb shit gets shared. They got bamboozled with the videos of people supposedly becoming magnetic after being vaccinated. Strangely enough, other alt health buddies who do magnetic medicine think this is actually a good thing. Keep in mind, these people are drinking bleach, they don't need proof of anything ever and will believe everything that they see online and aligns with their beliefs.
They give it to their animals.
Promotional poster for conference about beating cancer (with CDS I presume). We have such qualified people like: an integrative medicine specialist, a copywriter and "success expert", a psychologist, a random public speaker and of course our dear Kalcker.
Translation:
To humanity:
If you or anyone who you know has been vaccinated in the US (many people are traveling because there's now vaccine tourism) and you suffer from adverse effects, we encourage you to report them directly to VAERS. Once you've been "vaccinated" you won't be able to be "un-vaccinated" so the least they deserve is that their database gets overloaded until the system crashes. Share please. [link]
People don't believe me when I tell them that a lot of these groups encourage spamming dubious adverse event reports to VAERS. Needless to say, their system has not crashed and VAERS information is to be taken with a grain of salt.
Remember, Once you've been "vaccinated" you won't be able to be "un-vaccinated" . They're working on it though. Translation:
COMUSAV still doesn't have specific protocols to eliminate the jab, however it's imperative to take CDS before and after the injection. Remember that NEITHER is approved as a vaccine, but as emergency use. VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System) has been rejecting reports from doctors and it's calculated that more than 4000 people have already died from it, as well as the more than 3000 adverse effects is only (sic) the 1% of the registered cases.
Remember we're protected by international laws, you can't be forced.
I don't know why they care about what the FDA or any agency has to say or why the "emergency use" label has so much weight to them. FDA has classed CDS as dangerous for human consumption and heavily discourages its use and so has pretty much every institution in third world land except for COMUSAV who profits from it. It's just the complete lack of self awareness from people who drink literal sketchy homemade bleach but think vaccines are poison. Also, not how VAERS works.
Anyway, did you just drink a cleaning product and you're feeling ill? Don't worry you're just going through a curative crisis. Your body is working too hard to eliminate those pathogens and those toxins. You'll feel fine in no time. Unlike vaccines, there's no way for these people to acknowledge any sort of long term adverse effect from CDS. If anyone says anything, either they're shut down or told to endure the curative crisis.
The way they microdose on this bleach makes it so they'll start seeing kidney, liver and tissue damage with long term use only, so usually they don't feel that bad the first time they drink it. With stronger doses or misuse of the substance things can get ugly really fast. Other common problems are GI issues and throat/mouth lesions from the caustic properties of the substance. The public telegram chats are full of people seeking help, very enlightening conversations and tip sharing.
Sure dude.
You don't say it burns your eyes
Tyranny status: defeated.
Don't drink bleach.
Chlorine Dioxide is classified as a chemical used in industrial settings to disinfect surfaces. But what if I told you that it can also disinfect your body? Dissolve cancer? Cure pretty much anything? This miracle cure is known as CDS (Chlorine Dioxide Solution), MMS (Miracle Mineral Supplement) or just "The Miracle Cure", "The Universal Antidote" among others.
It got really big in Latin America when Covid started to hit really badly. After the main grifters and anything related to this substance were uber banned in the US and Europe for no reason in particular two big players in this scene moved their business and advertising to Latin America and Africa: Jim Humble (of religious cult Genesis II infamy) and Andreas Kalcker (German serial scammer, NGM disciple, bought his degree from a diploma mill). A lot could be written about those two alone, it's a pretty interesting rabbithole if you're into eccentric people who form weird cults (Jim Humble) or the mind and machinations of an international alt health grifter (Kalcker).
Originally, it was often touted as a cure for malaria, autism in children and chronic diseases. When Covid, a brand new disease came into the picture, it was also instantly determined as a cure. Here, a new entity appears: COMUSAV.
COMUSAV is responsible for most of the distribution and promotion of CDS as a cure in Latin America. Social media tends to ban them, so they have a Telegram echo chamber.
Promotion of an interview with Kalcker from the main COMUSAV channel in Spanish. The message refers to him as "Our dear Andreas Kalcker". Yes, the dude is on the way of becoming something of a cult leader himself.
Manuel Aparicio is a Mexican doctor and current director of COMUSAV Mexico who has had more success selling bleach than in his medical practice. He went full scammer after the Covid wing of his small clinic got shut down by authorities when personnel leaked information about the treatment of his patients (he gave them CDS). Here he is announcing his presence at the meeting of the minds that was Red Pill Expo.
People are still giving it to their autistic children.
A lot of dumb shit gets shared. They got bamboozled with the videos of people supposedly becoming magnetic after being vaccinated. Strangely enough, other alt health buddies who do magnetic medicine think this is actually a good thing. Keep in mind, these people are drinking bleach, they don't need proof of anything ever and will believe everything that they see online and aligns with their beliefs.
They give it to their animals.
Promotional poster for conference about beating cancer (with CDS I presume). We have such qualified people like: an integrative medicine specialist, a copywriter and "success expert", a psychologist, a random public speaker and of course our dear Kalcker.
Translation:
To humanity:
If you or anyone who you know has been vaccinated in the US (many people are traveling because there's now vaccine tourism) and you suffer from adverse effects, we encourage you to report them directly to VAERS. Once you've been "vaccinated" you won't be able to be "un-vaccinated" so the least they deserve is that their database gets overloaded until the system crashes. Share please. [link]
People don't believe me when I tell them that a lot of these groups encourage spamming dubious adverse event reports to VAERS. Needless to say, their system has not crashed and VAERS information is to be taken with a grain of salt.
Remember, Once you've been "vaccinated" you won't be able to be "un-vaccinated" . They're working on it though. Translation:
COMUSAV still doesn't have specific protocols to eliminate the jab, however it's imperative to take CDS before and after the injection. Remember that NEITHER is approved as a vaccine, but as emergency use. VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System) has been rejecting reports from doctors and it's calculated that more than 4000 people have already died from it, as well as the more than 3000 adverse effects is only (sic) the 1% of the registered cases.
Remember we're protected by international laws, you can't be forced.
I don't know why they care about what the FDA or any agency has to say or why the "emergency use" label has so much weight to them. FDA has classed CDS as dangerous for human consumption and heavily discourages its use and so has pretty much every institution in third world land except for COMUSAV who profits from it. It's just the complete lack of self awareness from people who drink literal sketchy homemade bleach but think vaccines are poison. Also, not how VAERS works.
Anyway, did you just drink a cleaning product and you're feeling ill? Don't worry you're just going through a curative crisis. Your body is working too hard to eliminate those pathogens and those toxins. You'll feel fine in no time. Unlike vaccines, there's no way for these people to acknowledge any sort of long term adverse effect from CDS. If anyone says anything, either they're shut down or told to endure the curative crisis.
The way they microdose on this bleach makes it so they'll start seeing kidney, liver and tissue damage with long term use only, so usually they don't feel that bad the first time they drink it. With stronger doses or misuse of the substance things can get ugly really fast. Other common problems are GI issues and throat/mouth lesions from the caustic properties of the substance. The public telegram chats are full of people seeking help, very enlightening conversations and tip sharing.
Sure dude.
You don't say it burns your eyes
Tyranny status: defeated.
Don't drink bleach.
Granted, we shouldn't be shunning people; all that does is fuel their victim complex. It's still a retarded take to compare yourself to the Jews during the Holocaust.
tl;dr - Real life is not fucking Resident Evil.
Mr Snek
kiwifarms.net
Even if the original virus is natural, it doesn't change that it's likely that the vaccine will either have unexpected side effects or be intentionally harmful to people who take it in the long term. Besides, there's nothing to say that it isn't a failed bioweapon that accidentally got out.
Did they change the definition of "likely" to be "a snowball's chance in hell" without telling us?
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Anyone who isn't completely brain-dead can see the psychological warfare tactics being used on the public to convince them to take the vaccine, and this alone should give anyone pause. They're using three main tactics:
EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION
"You're going to kill your grandma!"
"You don't care about other people!"
"You don't care about my safety!"
RIDICULE
"You're a conspiracy theorist!"
"You're a right wing Q-tard!"
"You're scared of a tiny needle!"
OVERT THREATS
"You'll never be able to travel again!"
"No one will hire you if you're not vaccinated!"
"You won't be able to go to concerts or take part in society!"
This is extremely fucked up, and only the most hopeless of nitwits can't see it. Those people deserve what they get, I guess.
Lmao they're calling themselves Jews. They're Jews. Throw pennies at them and shit.
Your name is fitting since you’re being a whiny little bitch. Get the shot.
Everything I've said is true. You have nothing. You're using method #2 right now, instead of using properly sourced facts.
Suck it.
eternal dog mongler
kiwifarms.net
I don't care whether you get vaccinated or not, but don't pretend like your stance is anything other than emotionally driven.
It's not. It's anti-stupidity driven.
You're the ones using emotional manipulation to force people to give up their bodily autonomy. I hope all of you who are pro clinical trial get it. Then you'll all die and we won't have to deal with any of you anymore.
“Give up their bodily autonomy” lmfao what’s next are you going to claim this is an admiralty court or a ship?
When the government can force a needle into your arm, which violates the Nuremberg Code, yes, you have no bodily autonomy.
This isn't sovereign citizen bullshit. It's My Body My Choice. Once again, you're conflating people who have legitimate concerns with Q-tards and sovereign citizens. You have no real argument, you're just making outlandish claims. That's why you resort to ridicule instead of a reasoned response.
Faggot detected.
eternal dog mongler
kiwifarms.net
What the hell is being pro clinical trial?
How the fuck are we supposed to test the safety and efficacy of things? A ouija board?
Lmao you're fat.
This is a clinical trial being forced upon billions of people. When the long term side effects are finally known, it will affect hundreds of millions of people.
If you want to be involved, please do it. You won't be missed.
Projection.
Says the incredibly gigantic lardass.
Bruh, the government can also force you to wear a seatbelt. They are not forcing you to get the vaccine (yet) though they probably should because of retards like yourself. There’s case law about forced vaccinations in favor of the practice. You’re being a huge whiny fucking baby.
Like I said, you won't be missed. Get the shot, faggot. Worshipping all the C'tan shards in the galaxy won't save you.
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