Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - Because muh freedoms means I should be able to die for being stupid; killing your grandma to own the libs; the conspiracy is inside this thread

[eternal dog mongler]

Bruh, the government can also force you to wear a seatbelt. They are not forcing you to get the vaccine (yet) though they probably should because of retards like yourself. There’s case law about forced vaccinations in favor of the practice. You’re being a huge whiny fucking baby.

Mandating vaccines would just give the antivaxx retards more ammo. It wouldn't affect uptake.

 

[Techpriest]

Mandating vaccines would just give the antivaxx retards more ammo. It wouldn't affect uptake.

I’m saying it’s time for the forced vaccination camps, let’s give them what they want.

 

[AnOminous]

Like I said, you won't be missed. Get the shot, faggot. Worshipping all the C'tan shards in the galaxy won't save you.

Have you ever considered being even slightly less of a retard?

 

[The Demon Baby]

Have you ever considered being even slightly less of a retard?

I know you haven't. You go balls-out with the retardism.
You won't be missed. Take the jab. Take five of them.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

When the government can force a needle into your arm, which violates the Nuremberg Code, yes, you have no bodily autonomy.
This isn't sovereign citizen bullshit. It's My Body My Choice. Once again, you're conflating people who have legitimate concerns with Q-tards and sovereign citizens. You have no real argument, you're just making outlandish claims. That's why you resort to ridicule instead of a reasoned response.
Faggot detected.

Something tells me you are tardraging about body autonomy but still want to outlaw abortions

Mandating vaccines would just give the antivaxx retards more ammo. It wouldn't affect uptake.

In Australia they stopped giving welfare and tardbux to people unless they were vaccinated and vaccination rates went up from that

 

[JaneThough]

Something tells me you are tardraging about body autonomy but still want to outlaw abortions


In Australia they stopped giving welfare and tardbux to people unless they were vaccinated and vaccination rates went up from that

Abortions being illegal/hard to get is likely why he’s alive to begin with. His mother didn’t birth that by choice.

 

[John Merston]

Hey, remember when Republicans were claiming that Obama would set up "death panels" to kill your grandma? Funny how times change.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Hey, remember when Republicans were claiming that Obama would set up "death panels" to kill your grandma? Funny how times change.

And also those literally happened (it's CPT codes 99497 and 99498 ) but I haven't donned my cloaked hood and ritually murdered anyone's grandma yet.

 

[The Demon Baby]

you right-wingers

spaztic retard who is stupid enough to believe conspiracy retards

Stop believing the words of your boomer uncle on Facebook

you anti-vax tards look stupid.

You conspiracytards are retards. I bet you also believe in the deep state and Q and all that shit
I know your room-temperature IQ makes it hard for you to learn basic skills

Why is it that you anti-vax tards

you're terrified

Lmao you're fat.

You’re being a huge whiny fucking baby.

antivaxx retards

it’s time for the forced vaccination camps

His mother didn’t birth that by choice.

Your arguments are so well structured and thought out, I'm surprised you haven't convinced more people that you're right.

You're not following the scientific method at all, and jeering at the people who are pointing that out. Science requires serious skepticism, but you've all turned it into some bizarre religion that requires blind faith in Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates. It's like they're the fucking high priests or something, and you'll do whatever they say without a moment of critical thought.

Every doctor has flat out stated that they have no idea what this shot will do to you in ten years, and not only are you rushing out to take it, but you're throwing fits at anyone who merely says, "Uh, no. I'll pass."

And why are you in this and the TES thread

I've never posted in that thread. You're literally resorting to making shit up wholesale now.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Your arguments are so well structured and thought out, I'm surprised you haven't convinced more people that you're right.

You're not following the scientific method at all, and jeering at the people who are pointing that out. Science requires serious skepticism, but you've all turned it into some bizarre religion that requires blind faith in Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates. It's like they're the fucking high priests or something, and you'll do whatever they say without a moment of critical thought.

What? You're seriously retarded. You haven't shown any evidence of your claims and are just spouting off retarded anti-vax shit.

Every doctor has flat out stated that they have no idea what this shot will do to you in ten years, and not only are you rushing out to take it, but you're throwing fits at anyone who merely says, "Uh, no. I'll pass."

Lol wut? Doctors were the first ones eligible to get it and almost all of them took it. You're making up more shit now. Are you off your meds?

I've never posted in that thread. You're literally resorting to making shit up wholesale now.

I wasn't replying to you in that post. You weren't even mentioned in this post. I was replying to @TaimuRadiu . Posting from your sock account by mistake? Or are you just retarded and unable to read?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Every doctor has flat out stated that they have no idea what this shot will do to you in ten years, and not only are you rushing out to take it, but you're throwing fits at anyone who merely says, "Uh, no. I'll pass."

Oh I can field that one. In ten years the mRNA vaccine will become sentient and start eating your brain.

But in your case I think it might starve to death.

 

[Fwiffo]

Your arguments are so well structured and thought out, I'm surprised you haven't convinced more people that you're right.

You're not following the scientific method at all, and jeering at the people who are pointing that out. Science requires serious skepticism, but you've all turned it into some bizarre religion that requires blind faith in Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates. It's like they're the fucking high priests or something, and you'll do whatever they say without a moment of critical thought.

Every doctor has flat out stated that they have no idea what this shot will do to you in ten years, and not only are you rushing out to take it, but you're throwing fits at anyone who merely says, "Uh, no. I'll pass."

I've never posted in that thread. You're literally resorting to making shit up wholesale now.

What is it with weirdos like you and being obsessed with singular personalities like Bill Gates and Fauci? One is a software engineer and the other is a civil servant and doctor. Why are they the center of your weird delusions?

Real life isn’t an Avengers movie.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://twitter.com/Tylerjoelb/status/1402646586379878409

Anti-vaxer goes in front of Ohio legislature to prove that the vaccine makes you magnetic.

Spoiler

it didn't

 

[Fwiffo]

Your arguments are so well structured and thought out, I'm surprised you haven't convinced more people that you're right.

You're not following the scientific method at all, and jeering at the people who are pointing that out. Science requires serious skepticism, but you've all turned it into some bizarre religion that requires blind faith in Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates. It's like they're the fucking high priests or something, and you'll do whatever they say without a moment of critical thought.

Every doctor has flat out stated that they have no idea what this shot will do to you in ten years, and not only are you rushing out to take it, but you're throwing fits at anyone who merely says, "Uh, no. I'll pass."

I've never posted in that thread. You're literally resorting to making shit up wholesale now.

I want you to be completely honest with me, or at least yourself. What do you know of the studies that have been done on the vaccines? And I don’t mean sweeping generalizations like “not enough!” or “long term unknown!” I mean specifics: number of participants, length of time, methodological info, magnitude of findings, timetables, etc.

I would bet a million bucks that not only do you not know the answers to these, you’ve never looked them up or even been interested in knowing them. And this is why we don’t take you seriously. You’re not a crusader for science and truth. You are the very embodiment of an uninformed opinion. Normally it is enough to dismiss your ignorance out of hand, but the paranoia that you and others generate muddies the water and forces experts to field answers to idiotic questions like “no, the vaccine does not make you magnetic”

You are what is wrong with modern society: you’re a mixture of scared and stupid, and you’re contagious, in more ways than one.

 

[JaneThough]

Your arguments are so well structured and thought out, I'm surprised you haven't convinced more people that you're right.

You're not following the scientific method at all, and jeering at the people who are pointing that out. Science requires serious skepticism, but you've all turned it into some bizarre religion that requires blind faith in Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates. It's like they're the fucking high priests or something, and you'll do whatever they say without a moment of critical thought.

Every doctor has flat out stated that they have no idea what this shot will do to you in ten years, and not only are you rushing out to take it, but you're throwing fits at anyone who merely says, "Uh, no. I'll pass."

I've never posted in that thread. You're literally resorting to making shit up wholesale now.

I'm not trying to convince you I'm right. Please don't get vaccinated.

 

[AnOminous]

I know you haven't. You go balls-out with the retardism.
You won't be missed. Take the jab. Take five of them.

Fatty, big fat fatty pants, fat fuck, fatterton, FATSO.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Science requires serious skepticism, but you've all turned it into some bizarre religion that requires blind faith in Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates.

Science is based on experiments, not on retarded posts on social media. Therefore I performed a small experiment.
1. I got my shot.
2. I returned home.
3. The arm was little achy and I was a little sleepy.
4. Went to bed.
5. Died and went to hell for taking the mark of the beast.
5. Woke up the next day.
6. Only remembered I took the shot after touching the spot during my morning shower.
7. No other side effects.

Now show me your science.

 

[Techpriest]

Science is based on experiments, not on retarded posts on social media. Therefore I performed a small experiment.
1. I got my shot.
2. I returned home.
3. The arm was little achy and I was a little sleepy.
4. Went to bed.
5. Died and went to hell for taking the mark of the beast.
5. Woke up the next day.
6. Only remembered I took the shot after touching the spot during my morning shower.
7. No other side effects.

Now show me your science.

Just as a note the second shot will be a bitch since your body will properly go for the immune reaction. In my case I was shivering and chilly.

 

[JaneThough]

Just as a note the second shot will be a bitch since your body will properly go for the immune reaction. In my case I was shivering and chilly.

It depends! I had no reaction to either shot except a sore arm.

 

[Thomas Highway]

https://twitter.com/Tylerjoelb/status/1402646586379878409

Anti-vaxer goes in front of Ohio legislature to prove that the vaccine makes you magnetic.

Spoiler

it didn't

Honestly had folks at work repeating this goofy shit. Was just sort of like yeah that's nice and went on about my day. Is wild what people will believe.