Cow Cuisine - Which cow has cooked the worst dishes?

[Aristophanes]

As we all know, one of the major aspects of being a lolcow is the tendency to be poor at almost everything - and the culinary arts is no exception. We've seen quite the range of dishes from cows over the years, of which the quality ranges from "absolutely awful" to "somewhat passable".

So, people of the farms my question is: which cows have produced the best (if possible) and worst dishes?

Despite the tough competition, I'd personally have to say John Bulla and Lucas Werner - on the basis of their poor grasp of basic cooking skills.

 

[drtoboggan]

Fit Vegan Ginger.

 

[Pop-Tart]

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[CIA Nigger]

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Don't forget nyquil chicken:

 

[AF 802]

Anything in this video:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fast food and frozen meals.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Boiled hamburgers.

 

[Benine Bovine]

Chicke tendis

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Anything Jack Scalfani has ever cooked.
DSP is a close second but since he doesn't cook anymore, idk if it counts.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I distinctly remember that The Golden Knight's daily breakfast was a rice crispy treat. Shit, that's probably why he disappeared. He died of malnutrition.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Fit Vegan Ginger.

This, on top of the fact that she's a real-time example of how 90% Raw Diets are a crock of shit.

 

[Xanax]

Chris drinking his own cum haha

 

[Arkangel]

Chris's invisible spaghetti.

 

[AnOminous]

Kengle's boiled hamburgers have to have a place of horror.