Lolcow Cow/Steve from Gamerfood - Tryhard sociopath, still thinks Jace is real

[Pine Tar]

He's still convinced that Jace is real and there's nothing anyone will do to dissaude him.


And he decided to try and hack the Kiwi Farms because he's so pissed. Jace may not have been a real lolcow, but we got a real lolcow out of all this. Thoughts?

EDIT: Special appearance by Woody Chan.

 

[Null]

fuck i dont feel like it now but i'll write up a dossier on his attacks and how pathetic he is. -- reserved :^)

 

[Watcher]

Do we know who Cow is?

 

[Null]

Do we know who Cow is?

From PM

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His IP geolocates to Prince George, CA, which lines up with the fact that he's talked about Canadian local events, that he's mentioned he lives in a different timezone than Jace, the fact that he's mentioned he doesn't currently have a VPN, and that everyone in Gamerfood refers to him as a Canadian. Don't know WHERE in Prince George, just "around there" - geolocation really isn't exact.

The rest of this shit is all pretty much educated guesses and keep in mind that "Stefen Voelkner" could be an intentional red herring alias or some shit since he revealed it in such a dumb way, that he must have been either just really careless or intentionally revealing it. I'm pretty sure it's not a red herring, because I doubt he'd go through that effort when he could just buy a fucking VPN, but just keep that in mind.

https://www.facebook.com/stefen.voelkner - definately his FB, but he keeps it super-private so you'd have to add him to confirm it's a real person's profile and not an alias. Accessed I don't remember when, probably early Summer, but it looks exactly the same now as when I first accessed it regardless

http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/steve-voelker/69/94a/406 - the only steve voelker in canada, works as a truck driver at h&r transport, could be him could not be

He's also posted photos of himself holding up keys to an airplane:
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The specific model of the airplane is on YouTube comments somewhere but I recall him referring to it as a military aircraft, could have been bluffing and it's just a civilian craft, but I think he's somehow worked with the Canadian military or some shit, possibly Air Force in some capacity, since he knows a bunch about guns and that would fit with the whole plane thing.

Couldn't really get much else out of him without friending his FB with a fake account or social engineering him neither of which I currently feel like doing since he's kind of a toxic person and I don't want to associate with him.

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fb https://archive.md/47CYu
ln https://archive.md/tIim9

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

As we lay one lolcow down to rest, another rises from the ashes.

It's poetic, really.

 

[Cosmos]

As we lay one lolcow down to rest, another rises from the ashes.

It's poetic, really.

In all seriousness, yeah, this is fucking ridiculous.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

As we lay one lolcow down to rest, another rises from the ashes.

It's poetic, really.

When a grand lolcow is gone, a great void forms. And the lolcows commit a great sperg war to take the seat on the throne of autism.

cow has been chosen to fight.

 

[NZDROW]

When a grand lolcow is gone, a great void forms. And the lolcows commit a great sperg war to take the seat on the throne of autism.

cow has been chosen to fight.

Cow is more than a worthy successor to Jace. The only trouble I can forsee with him is that the same things that make him a lolcow also put him in hot water with the law.

 

[Pine Tar]

When a grand lolcow is gone, a great void forms. And the lolcows commit a great sperg war to take the seat on the throne of autism.

cow has been chosen to fight.

In the Game of Spergs, you Sperg or Die.

 

[Squealer]

Cow is more than a worthy successor to Jace. The only trouble I can forsee with him is that the same things that make him a lolcow also put him in hot water with the law.

He should get in hot water to be honest. Burn his toe in the shower.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

In the Game of Spergs, you Sperg or Die.

The winter of sperg is coming...

 

[SpessCaptain]

I don't know about you guys but I think this Cow guy has the case of Trying To Hard. He seems like the kind of guy who no one invites to their parties and bitch fits about how they're having their own shitty little one.

 

[c-no]

As we lay one lolcow down to rest, another rises from the ashes.

It's poetic, really.

Indeed. As the Commander is being brought to rest, a new one pops up, thinking the Commander is real.

I don't know about you guys but I think this Cow guy has the case of Trying To Hard. He seems like the kind of guy who no one invites to their parties and bitch fits about how they're having their own shitty little one.

If he is trying too hard, he is just going end up hurting himself.

 

[Randall Fragg]

SO THAT'S WHERE THE "SEND BIKERS AFTER YOU" JOKE CAME FROM!

 

[HG 400]

He's lying, I'm the one who actually sent bikers after Null.

 

[EI 903]

He's lying, I'm the one who actually sent bikers after Null.

I'm actually the biker. Got a sweet Huffy with a tactical basket in front and stealth streamers on the handlebars.

 

[Tycholarfero]

I was the bike, sorry.

Spoiler: This one, to be exact.

*edit*

Spoiler: Pic related, it's me sending my bikers after you.

 

[Vitriol]

What an absolute tool. The comment about cp in particular.

That said his sperging is a perfect end to the wild ride that was DN- cow was involved in the early gamerfood trolling wasn't he? It's like watching the villian in some saturday morning cartoon throwing a tantrum after the hero makes some miraculous comeback at the 11th hour. But with weed and internet drama.

Cow by name, cow by nature eh?

 

[Wet]

From PM

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His name could either be "Stephen Faulker" or "Stephen Voelkner" but I'm pretty sure it's Voelkner. His IP geolocates to Prince George, CA, which lines up with the fact that he's talked about Canadian local events, that he's mentioned he lives in a different timezone than Jace, the fact that he's mentioned he doesn't currently have a VPN, and that everyone in Gamerfood refers to him as a Canadian. Don't know WHERE in Prince George, just "around there" - geolocation really isn't exact.

The rest of this shit is all pretty much educated guesses and keep in mind that "Stephen Voelkner" could be an intentional red herring alias or some shit since he revealed it in such a dumb way, that he must have been either just really careless or intentionally revealing it. I'm pretty sure it's not a red herring, because I doubt he'd go through that effort when he could just buy a fucking VPN, but just keep that in mind.

https://www.facebook.com/stefen.voelkner - definately his FB, but he keeps it super-private so you'd have to add him to confirm it's a real person's profile and not an alias. Accessed I don't remember when, probably early Summer, but it looks exactly the same now as when I first accessed it regardless

http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/steve-voelker/69/94a/406 - the only steve voelker in canada, works as a truck driver at h&r transport, could be him could not be

He's also posted photos of himself holding up keys to an airplane:
[?IMG]
[?IMG]
The specific model of the airplane is on YouTube comments somewhere but I recall him referring to it as a military aircraft, could have been bluffing and it's just a civilian craft, but I think he's somehow worked with the Canadian military or some shit, possibly Air Force in some capacity, since he knows a bunch about guns and that would fit with the whole plane thing.

Lots of speculation, nothing concrete, like I said. Couldn't really get much else out of him without friending his FB with a fake account or social engineering him neither of which I currently feel like doing since he's kind of a toxic person and I don't want to associate with him.

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fb https://archive.md/47CYu
ln https://archive.md/tIim9

Surely he's not that retarded, this must be null pulling a prank after he got jealous of all the attention deagledad was getting... R-right?

 

[EI 903]

Surely he's not that retarded, this must be null pulling a prank after he got jealous of all the attention deagledad was getting... R-right?

cow has been a psychotic weird motherfucker for a while now. It is real.