Cowboys Linebacker Stiffs A Hooker Who Ate His Ass Out -

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https://deadspin.com/deadcast-did-la-el-collins-stiff-a-hooker-who-ate-his-1711639930

It’s the question of our time, really: Did Dallas Cowboys rookie free agent lineman La’el Collins help himself to a free tossed salad? A self-proclaimed “orally gifted” escort who goes by the handle of THROATZILLA certainly thinks so, and she publicly unloaded both barrels on Collins earlier this month by making her accusations public. The validity of those delightful accusations is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

Here is Throatzilla’s full statement about the alleged incident:

I’m an escort & lael Collins hired me to eat his a** & give him head last Sunday but when it came time to pay, he said he meant he would take me out to eat. After us arguing for 20 minutes he agreed to pay me Thursday.

So when Thursday came, he made me delete his number & all of our text messages, but I requested them from Sprint he has now changed his number but I blasted him on Twitter & him & his agent got my Twitter deleted.


Intriguing! Oh, but we’ve got more than just butt action this week, gang. We’re also talking about Jason Whitlock’s “firing” (as much as you can be fired while still getting paid to be a moron), terrible baseball takes, Rachel Dolezal, James Bond, and more. Join Marchman as I as we once again struggle to gracefully transition from one subject to the next. If you have anything you’d like to hear discussed on the revived podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.
 
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It’s the question of our time, really: Did Dallas Cowboys rookie free agent lineman La’el Collins help himself to a free tossed salad? A self-proclaimed “orally gifted” escort who goes by the handle of THROATZILLA certainly thinks so,
It’s only Monday and that’s probably going to be the best thing I read all week.

Also if anybody lurking reads this and is thinking about joining, please name yourself Throatzilla.
 
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Honestly my thoughts when reading the title was "Hooker ate his ass then got a penis in her ass" or some shit.

Bad phrasing there, I tell ya.
 

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SHOUT OUT TO THROATZILLA!
 

ColtWalker1847

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Cowboys fan here, this is really old news. Collins is in his 4th or fifth season.
I remember he had an interesting draft day too. His pregnant ex got killed a couple days earlier and he was brought in for questioning. He fell out of the first round but Jerruh took a shot on him and it worked out... sorta.

Also, he's a tackle. A lineman. Not a linebacker.
 
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