Cows who should have their own board -

[IbnTaymiyyah]

Considering how there are quite a few cows in the main board with threads that span well over 500-600 pages, maybe we should consider giving them their own board?

Take DSP for instance: His thread has well over 1200 pages to it and let's be honest here: the man has done SO much stupid shit that doing so much as flick through every page until you're caught up is practically infeasible. Regularly editing the OP to archive the latest exploits helps, but it's not quite the same as simply making a thread and then discussing the latest thing DSP has done.

This could also work out for cows like yanderedev, Andrew Dobson, and Brianna Wu. Obviously, this isn't perfect but if a cow's thread almost always manages to stay on the first page, maybe it's time we should give them their own board.

 

[MG 192]

Brianna Wu is the only person that I would vouch for making a board out of. After all, there are tons of pages on Brianna Wu on Lolcow Wiki. Plus we're already on our third thread with no signs of stopping. His thirst for attention knows no end and he will continue to lie with career choices in order to stay relevant. He's the SJW lolcow icon, if you could call anyone such.

Dobson does not need a forum. All he does is bitch on Twitter and make shit that he claims is art. Plus he no longer shares personal information, which limits what contents we can get out of him. I have a feeling that less people (even this forum) will pay attention to Dobson over time despite the fact he will never learn anything.

 

[IbnTaymiyyah]

Dobson does not need a forum. All he does is bitch on Twitter and make shit that he claims is art. Plus he no longer shares personal information, which limits what contents we can get out of him. I have a feeling that less people (even this forum) will pay attention to Dobson over time despite the fact he will never learn anything.

Fair enough. Still though, a new board would actually help out immensely for cows like Darksydephil and Brianna Wu given the sheer volume of content that they have behind them. Obviously, this should be considered on a case-by-case basis but it would certainly help other cows get exposure if the bigger ones weren't always taking up the front page of the main Lolcow board.

 

[MG 192]

Fair enough. Still though, a new board would actually help out immensely for cows like Darksydephil and Brianna Wu given the sheer volume of content that they have behind them. Obviously, this should be considered on a case-by-case basis but it would certainly help other cows get exposure if the bigger ones weren't always taking up the front page of the main Lolcow board.

I'm not sure about DSP either.

It's been over four years and Darksydephil is just now going to hit 30K, meaning that each year brings less than 10K posts a year. It's also just one thread whereas Brianna Wu has about 60K in less than three years spanned across three threads. I don't know if DSP has received more attention (because I've never really followed him) from the Farm recently but if it is about the same (or even less) as say, a year ago, then a thread is all he needs.

I agree, though, that Brianna Wu would allow other SJW cows to gain more exposure. Moviebob's thread is my favorite on the forum and I have a feeling I'll like what I see out of Tony Goldmark too since we've been covering him a lot (thanks to his chimpout at when the nation elected Trump).

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Dobson is far too boring to merit his own board. The inflation and lesbian obsessions are funny but not enough to sustain anything more than a single thread.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Brianna Wu is the only person that I would vouch for making a board out of. After all, there are tons of pages on Brianna Wu on Lolcow Wiki. Plus we're already on our third thread with no signs of stopping. His thirst for attention knows no end and he will continue to lie with career choices in order to stay relevant. He's the SJW lolcow icon, if you could call anyone such.

Dobson does not need a forum. All he does is bitch on Twitter and make shit that he claims is art. Plus he no longer shares personal information, which limits what contents we can get out of him. I have a feeling that less people (even this forum) will pay attention to Dobson over time despite the fact he will never learn anything.

Yeah, Dobson's a one-trick pony, as are many of the lolcows we talk about. Hell, even DSP for all the shit he does, tends to fall into the same few traps that define him.

I could definitely see a sub-forum about the likes of Wu, MovieBlob and their ilk happening.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

TripleWipe45 should have a board, bitch is fucking crazy who just calls people out and exposes their secrets when they don't do whatever she wants. She was even mention a multitude of times in fact in the let's players thread.

But the problem is, the woman keeps changing her identity over time, one second she's this person under shappo.vu and the next couple of years. Damn bitch is someone completely different, she's a poser who now has headmates. She didn't just become Tumblr. She is now the embodiment of Tumblr.

 

[CatParty]

Maybe a board dedicated to just mocking SJW's and radical feminists (okay redundant), but we've covered so much in just the Trump Salt thread on that category alone that it would be one hell of a wonky transition period.

https://8ch.net/pol/index.html

 

[AnOminous]

There's already been too many cows with their own boards. It sets off starting new stupid threads for every tiny thing that happens, or even when nothing happens.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Labelle is one of the more active cows, his current thread has over 1,000 pages and I'm pretty sure it would be over 1,500 if the old thread hadn't been merged with wizardchan (how the fuck did that happen?)

I think he genuinely warrants his own board so each of his comics strips (he publishes 1-3 per week) and some important resources, like @TheGreatCitracett 's archive could have their own threads. Also, we could dump Manic Nightmare Pixie Girls and Life of Bria there and call it The Tranny Comic Shop.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

John "Enter" Rozanski.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

John "Enter" Rozanski.

That already had a board, and look how well that turned out.

 

[Strelok]

Fuck finding new cows to make boards out of.

We need to figure out where @Dynastia buried the Golden Knight and reanimate the mullet haired fucker.

 

[HG 400]

Fuck finding new cows to make boards out of.

We need to figure out where @Dynastia buried the Golden Knight and reanimate the mullet haired fucker.

Good luck I ground him up and fed him to my dogs.

 

[Meta Junglira]

That already had a board, and look how well that turned out.

I'm not sure. I tried looking for it recently and couldn't find it.

Was it removed for some reason?

 

[Fustrated]

I'm not sure. I tried looking for it recently and couldn't find it.

Was it removed for some reason?

Nope: https://kiwifarms.net/forums/john-enter-the-entersphere.53/

It just got moved to Spergatory.

 

[The Fool]

Make a board for all the Beauty Parlor and Tumblr posters.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Vodrak is the only I can think who deserves his own sub forum, and even then there might not be enough content from him to warrent it.