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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by littlebiscuits, Dec 20, 2014.

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  1. Nice she's finally found a place to stay ...
     
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  2. I thought she had like a million binders and other random things?! Whatever happened to the tried-and-true ziplock bag for coupons?

    I hope she decorates the binder...
     
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    Stop [almost] doxxing yourself and get in the house, Maria.
     
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  4. So they went and rusted up the undercarriage of the car they just got a few months ago.
     
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  5. how the fuck did they manage that?
     
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  6. Oh I'm sorry. I was being saracastic about her driving around taking pictures of the flood with her bubba.
     
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  7. Ohhh. I'm dumb today, my bad. :lol::oops:
     
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  8. Why do they like driving through flood waters? Stupidity, I know... But... :\
     
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  9. Because if they flood out the engine then it's God's will that they get a new car!
     
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  10. Now, I'm not gonna lie, my nails usually look pretty shitty when I first do them because I lack the dexterity to not get it all over my fingers. So I won't make fun of her for that.

    That said... Even if I get SO excited about a particular nail polish I'm using that I want to show it off on social media (a rare occurrence but I'll cop to it), I try to wait until after I've had a chance to peel the excess polish off my skin to take pictures.

    Also, Sinful Colors is TERRIBLE nail polish. I had a few and most of them literally never dried properly so I got rid of them. A shame, as the shades are usually pretty but the quality is so bad it's not worth the $2-3 Wal-Mart charges for them.
     
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  11. I've never had that problem with Sinful. Maybe it doesn't work well with your body chemistry? I have other polish brands that chip right away, no matter what I do (different base coats, different top coats, etc), that are universally loved for not chipping.

    /nail polish sperging
    nail polish is just one of my hobbies ok ;-;
     
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  12. Maybe so, because I do have some cheapos that are really nice. I figured some polishes are just like that. The ones I got in my kit at beauty school (FantaSea was the brand, I believe?) never dried, either. Me and a couple of friends ended up sitting around for like an hour waiting for our nails to dry.

    I mostly stick to indies now. If I buy less expensive stuff (even the professional brands I can get at work, because employee discount) I'll wind up with like 300 bottles again. It's a "hobby" for me too, if by "hobby" we mean "full-blown addiction." I have everything from cheap Wal-Mart stuff to Illamasqua to professional stuff to brands I found on Etsy.
     
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  13. Alot of "TMI" stuff above but the point is, when your nails are not on point, you do not share. And her nails are just a mess. And she never gets the point that if it is shit not to share, she thinks we are all haters because she is "amazing".
    I hate this woman btw:
    Worst mother on earth. I wish she could notice that.
     
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  14. If you don't want to peel the polish get some 100% acetone and a small brush to get rid of the excess once they dry >>
     
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  15. At this point she has basically forgotten that she has kids.
    She never talks about them on her social media, that likely means she has had no contact with them in years.
     
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  16. Her loss, not theirs. I hope they have a kind stepmother who isn't crazy,
     
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  18. I guess the top one is supposedly a Christmas tree? And the other her failed attempts at cursive and inspirational quotes? And made the t's look like crosses? Also, the stain near the fat green F makes it look like it's going to fuck that A's hole.
     
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  19. Erm...does she really think that drawing like a very speshal kid is impressive? Or more importantly..if you screw up that bad on a written christmas tree kinda thing, which appears to be on refill/notepaper..why not just make a new one rather than drawing over it and making it look worse? :eggplant:
     
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  20. Comedy answer: Because it's Maria! I love that selfishness had been written twice and the M has an extra leg. With her track record with family, makeup, and work this tree is especially ironic.
     
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