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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by littlebiscuits, Dec 20, 2014.

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  1. She fucked up the second one too, the first F in faith at the start of the page she first drew as an E, if you look at it.
    She's a very select brand of Speshal, isn't she.
     
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    ActualKiwi

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  2. I can confirm that Sinful Color is bad. Some of the polish comes off when I add a top coat leave huge streaks on the nail. Even if I wait up to 20 minutes to apply my top coat.

    I saw that purple at Rite yesterday and was so tempted to buy it, it's a really nice purple after all.

    Anyway, she's making a common mistake that most people do while painting their nails, trying to cover the entire nail with polish. Even if you are a messy painter you should at least use some liquid latex to protect your skin.
     
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    Dr. Studman M.D.

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  3. You can always paint the area around the nail with Elmer's glue and peel it away when the polish is dry for easy clean up.
     
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    FlowerOfZenobia

    FlowerOfZenobia dun goofed

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  4. Hell, if she's that cheap she could probably get the same effect with duct tape..
     
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  5. Given the state of her nails after using ill-fitting glue-on nails I shudder to think about what would happen if she got the tape stuck to one.
     
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    GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES

    GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES thuper pigmentit

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  6. Imagine her pulling her nails off in the middle of a video..
     
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  7. Aaaand there goes my dinner.
     
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  8. My job here is therefore done..
     
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    ActualKiwi

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    glutenfreebooty

    glutenfreebooty Scourge of the Girth

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  10. What is she trying to say in the last picture about Cary?
    "I wait he had good in his mouth." What does that mean?
     
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    Golly

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  11. Maybe it was food and she accidentally hit the g?
     
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    HickoryDickory

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  12. Actually candycane related legends say (just roll with it) that a choirmaster asked a candy maker to make candy sticks to give to kids during church so they'd shut up and listen to the sermons and he asked for it to be shaped like a crook to represent shepherds who visited Jesus after his birth (not "J" for Jesus) and for it to be white to represent Jesus' life without sin and the red was his blood. It's not really as intricate as she thinks, a guy just wanted kids to shut up and think about Jesus while they eat their delicious candy.
    This is just the legend of the candy cane and the actual origin may be totally different but nobody really knows

    Shut up and eat your candy cane, not everything has to be about Jesus
     
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    Bugaboo

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  13. That young man is Cary's son from an earlier relationship. I cannot imagine having this rotting gourd as a stepmother.
     
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  14. According to Snopes, there is no evidence of this. Sometimes candy is just candy.
     
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    Axiom

    Axiom Painfully Cute

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  15. Look at this beautiful successor to the age old art of illuminated manuscripts. The monks weep for her talent (no seriously they're weeping).

    These are illuminated Manuscripts. They're really quite beautiful works of art. Many of the most famous examples come from Medieval Europe and were made by monks, though similar examples of decorated texts can be found all over the world.[​IMG]
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    Cinnamonn

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    plautistic

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    Cinnamonn

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  17. Every time I see one of these now I expect some weird animation to happen and the angels to fly by making B-17 noises because Terry Gilliam ruined my life.
     
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    Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Pufferton owes me four years alimony!
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    In true Mariar fashion, disaster-related Bible scribbling.
     
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    glutenfreebooty

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  19. Definitely thought that said "Please save Medord" instead of "Please save me lord." welp.
     
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