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Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by littlebiscuits, Dec 20, 2014.

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  1. Fixed that for you....

    Seriously, that scribbling is a disaster in itself.
     
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    polka-dotted

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  2. That foundation actually isn't terrible, but, knowing Maria, she'll use a dirty brush.
     
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    glutenfreebooty

    glutenfreebooty Niggermania is running wild, brother!

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  3. Double post, because Maria got another cat from somewhere.
     
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    glutenfreebooty

    glutenfreebooty Niggermania is running wild, brother!

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  4. poor baby's days are numbered. I feel like Maria ends up with a dead cat or two every time she moves/gets evicted/kicked out. She's not too good at caring for pets.
     
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  5. FTFY
     
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  6. Ouch. I have a soft spot for torties, but seriously how do you take an additional pet on when you are couch surfing?
     
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  7. New kitty is a pretty girl, but Maria should not be allowed to own pets.
     
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  8. Between this poor animal and Polo, I feel like we should launch #KittyLiberation2k16.
     
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  9. RIP kitty. I know it's early to say, but it probably won't be much longer until the time comes.
     
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    FlowerOfZenobia dun goofed

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  10. Someone at guru gossip spotted Maria working at walmart, manning the self checkout area. How did she get that job? She's dumb as shit. I imagine she gets frustrated with the customers all the time and lashes out at them.
     
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    sparklemilhouse

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  11. Nothing completes the WalMart experience quite like a white trash hob goblin seething because she has to deal with people too stupid to work the self check outs.
     
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  12. I think you answered your own question there. It's Walmart.
     
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    FlowerOfZenobia

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  13. I'm just surprised they let a sped run the self checkout.
     
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  14. Our lil dirty faced tard is slowly coming back. Of course, wanting to buy 2's and 3's of things:

    [​IMG]
     
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    sparklemilhouse

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  15. I can't wait for her 20 minute makeup vids. It amazes me how long it takes her to apply eyeshadow to one eye.
     
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  16. My god, I am SO happy to see content about her again. I did try cbecking out Guru Gossip and YTT but it was nothing but conjecture and how they're SOOOO much better than Mariar.

    Yeah, there's something about her that looks like going from 0-60 with the makeup. Whether it's having to really pack on the budget shadows to get any pigment or a general lack of awareness I'm not sure.

    Probably both.

    If she needs two more of those BB creams how much of it is she globbing on?!
     
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  17. I wonder what house she got kicked out of this time.
     
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  18. I want to see her try baking her face. She'd have powder everywhere. It would be cake face to the EXTREME.
     
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    FlowerOfZenobia

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  19. Great post and necro
     
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  20. Oops, sorry. Didn't pay attention to the date of the last post.
     
    FlowerOfZenobia

    FlowerOfZenobia dun goofed

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