Horrorcow CrashValentine. - Pokephile, MMDfriend, vore addict, and general lolcow.

[A Scytherian Wanker]

Introduction: Scytherian here, I got another lolcow to post about on here. Not really much to say in here, so I'll skip to the point.

The man himself: CrashValentine is a 30-something year old Indonesian man who devotes all of his time to drawing pornographic images of anthropomorphic Pokemon with unrealistic tits in various situations such as being devoured alive by their wives/girlfriends/partners/whatever. If you thought that this guy has only a few pages of this autism (that would be an insult to autism, as most of the people that I've seen who have it know how to behave like normal members of society) batshit insanity, nope.avi. He has nineteen (and counting) whole goddamn pages of this shit.

The guy is addicted to Crash Bandicoot, much to the point where he names his characters after ones from the series. Most of them even share the exact same name... so much for originality.

His account of insanity: http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

Gallery of ungodly clusterfuckery, NSFW:
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Shira-noms-599065944
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Someone-REALLY-needs-a-car-insurance-599061200
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Naoki-596413089
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/FNIA-Toy-Bonnie-569180813
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/MMD-Nekkid-Leona-547626286
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Starving-Snivy-581472893
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Merry-XMas-Crash-580194485
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Sha-She-the-Sangheili-580803249
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Hungry-Goddess-577949211
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Leona-bewbs-so-tender-576837183
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Leona-after-reincarnation-569847900
http://crashvalentine.deviantart.com/art/Kuo-Sarashi-566524346

I would go on and on, but I need to apply some brain bleach.

In conclusion: This guy has potential to be a lolcow, but for now he's not much more than your typical Pokephile on the internet.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

In conclusion: This guy has potential to be a lolcow, but for now he's not much more than your typical Pokephile on the internet.

Then why are you making a thread?

 

[KatsuKitty]

Nothing much here, OP. What fight did you two get into?