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I once had a very one-sided converstation with a guy at my college (who I later learned was a pathological liar) regarding the jacket I was wearing. It was one of those conversations where you feel like you missed a sentence at the beginning that would make the whole conversation make sense, and leaves you very lost on what the person is talking about. What I managed to grok is that he assumed I won the jacket in an organized multi-hour battle royale. He told me all about the time he was in one of those fights and how he took some guys kneecaps out with a bike chain in the whole four-hour ordeal. This was a very short, doughy looking guy that probably gets winded chasing after taco trucks so I had a hard time finding his account credible.
I was pretty flattered that he thought I looked like a badass enough chick to crack some skulls in street warfare.
 
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