Crazy Christians -

[fire_fly]

I used to be really into conspiracy theories and I used to frequent the Vigilant Citizen. Before the forums were nuked a few years ago, I was there pretty much every day, chatting with people who were into all that stuff. A lot of users were very, very right-wing Christians, and many of them were as bugfuck-crazy as the people mentioned in this thread. A couple of notable incidents: one guy told me and a few others that we hated God because we didn't believe the same things as him, and the thread this happened in blew the fuck up over the course of a few hours with outraged replies and the dude ended up getting banned, and a girl started a thread just to say that women who worked at all, whether out of desire or necessity, were evil bull-dykes who deep-down just wanted to be men. Half the time it was hard to tell who was trolling and who was sincere.

The forums were remade a while back but I never had any desire to rejoin. I might go lurk one day, though, could be entertaining.

 

[The Great Chandler]

There's a video with the exact opposite view.

Edit: Also this.

 

[Ariel]

Candy has been seeing Nibiru a lot lately.
She's pinned her t shirt to make it more modest, without realizing that it just draws attention to her tits and not her countenance.

 

[Beaniebon]

Has anyone mentioned Gale? That crazy lady that has like mind sex with Jesus and Brent Spiner? She probably has a thread here and I'm not even sure she qualifies as Christian at this point.

Some trolls have gotten her skype and talk to her as Jesus and other characters and fuck with her. I feel kinda bad.

 

[c-no]

Has anyone mentioned Gale? That crazy lady that has like mind sex with Jesus and Brent Spiner? She probably has a thread here and I'm not even sure she qualifies as Christian at this point.

Some trolls have gotten her skype and talk to her as Jesus and other characters and fuck with her. I feel kinda bad.

As far as I remember, she did have a thread. She was also believed the Jesuits nuked Canada with a bomb filled with semen.

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

Hey guys, the end is nigh! Apparently Jesus is coming back this Halloween.

And World War 3 will start on January 22, 2017.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

A classic, crazy pastor shows Wonder Showzen in church and says it's a childrens' show. I love the shocked gasps of the congregation.

 

[Steve Mayers]

We're just a couple of days away from the gay pride parades. With that comes the batshit insane Christians and their salty annual tantrum over gay rights.

 

[Olhelm]

I was lucky enough to grow up in a family that valued individualism, so my grandparents never really pushed their beliefs on me, though I was forced many times to go to church, both by them and my parents. I do recall a conversation I overheard at a church once, where two guys were arguing about whether or not angels breathe. It ended in a shouting match and they had to be escorted out of the church.

 

[The Great Chandler]

I do recall a conversation I overheard at a church once, where two guys were arguing about whether or not angels breathe. It ended in a shouting match and they had to be escorted out of the church.

It's like two North Koreans arguing over whether Supreme Leader poops or not. Either way, they get sent to the gulag for that.

 

[Olhelm]

It's like two North Koreans arguing over whether Supreme Leader poops or not. Either way, they get sent to the gulag for that.

Pretty much. I remember one of them using the argument that "all living things need oxygen to function, ergo, angels, as living things must require it".

I guess God needs air too, huh.

 

[Abethedemon]

A classic, crazy pastor shows Wonder Showzen in church and says it's a childrens' show. I love the shocked gasps of the congregation.

I think this is the same guy who was ranting about Gravity Falls (a show that is for children, despite having some questionable content) I never fully got his name, but this guy is a national treasure.

 

[Oglooger]

where two guys were arguing about whether or not angels breathe. It ended in a shouting match and they had to be escorted out of the church.

You sure you didn't just witness a rip in space-time and saw us having a conversation?

 

[AnotherForumUser]

Mod edit: This was originally an OP for Darth Dawkins. Problem with a thread on Darth Dawkins is that there is barely any content from him outside of Discord and random calls. He is a very much a cow, but the problem is content and being able to find and archive it.

I'm surprised no one has talked about this man on here yet. I'm also not sure if he'd qualify as a lolcow in the proper sense, but I feel it could make an interesting thread. Anyway, Darth Dawkins is a deranged Christian fundamentalist and "presuppositionalist" that has become something of a minor celebrity on debate community Discords and is known for dominating every conversation he ever partakes in. He will ad nauseum monologue in a Discord room, inject Christianity and the Bible into everything, and pick debates with anyone he perceives to be an atheist whenever possible

It is guaranteed that he will always follow his autistic mental script when arguing, will mute you for refusing to answer his loaded questions, describes people who enjoy pushing his buttons (i.e. everyone who knows him) as "stalkers" and "trolls", and frequently has temper tantrums when people present effective arguments against his sophistry. There exists a plethora of content about him, even going so far as having formally debated with YouTuber Steven Bonnell II (Destiny).

The Great Debate Community Wiki describes him as such in a very ED-like fashion.

Darwins Deity, also known as "DD", is an extremely stubborn, obstinate, and borderline insane presuppositionalist philoso-troll. Like other presuppers, he will shut down any conversation or argument with questions like "how do you know that?" and demands for opponents to justify their ability to reason, but with a level of antisocial animosity at least an order of magnitude higher than your average presupper. Basic-to-intermediate philosophical knowledge (and/or equal levels of trollishness) is recommended in dealing with him, but he's better off just being ignored at all costs. Currently, he can often be found hanging out on the "The Politics" Discord server atm (in his room, where he has, "the supreme authority”), though he has set up several of his own, and they're (reportedly) just as much of a dumpster fire as you might imagine.

Rumor has it that DD lives in a nursing home in Topeka Kansas, not too far from the Westboro Baptist Church, where he runs a buttplug mail order business where he is being taken care of by three African transgender nurses named Karla, Bubba, and Momo. This may account for his racism and transphobia. When his internet allowance runs out, DD is known to go walk the dog which is a euphemism for testing the products he sells to other nursing homes.

Link: http://great-debate-community.wikia.com/wiki/Darwins_Deity

Link to the soundboard: http://www.fastswf.com/tjdA-yE

Spoiler: some of his many videos

This is a debate he recently had with Emperor Atheist.

Here he is berating a 16-year-old.

This is an older video where he somehow manages to quickly destroy a conversation in Google Hangouts.

This is a typical freakout video and probably the most recent.

Threatening to quit the server.

Typical Google Hangout back in 2017.

Spoiler: links

https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/8z4u3n/darth_dawkins_is_a_dialogue_tree/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/8z4ym6/darth_dawkins/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/8z51yw/destiny_just_pulled_off_the_sickest_fuck_debate/

https://web.archive.org/web/2018103...ents/8z4u3n/darth_dawkins_is_a_dialogue_tree/
https://web.archive.org/web/2018103....com/r/Destiny/comments/8z4ym6/darth_dawkins/
https://web.archive.org/web/2018103...tiny_just_pulled_off_the_sickest_fuck_debate/
Threads on Destiny's subreddit about him.

https://plus.google.com/108281035289547737601
https://web.archive.org/web/20181031193848/https://plus.google.com/108281035289547737601
What looks to be his Google Plus account; not much of note here.

 

[AF 802]

I think I was in a Discord server with this guy that I was in for only a day. The members of the chat even told me that he will mute you if you have a political opinion different than his, so good to see he has a thread.

Other than that, I don't know anything else.

EDIT: Also lol at the part about where he's rumored to live.

 

[AJ 447]

Darth Dawkins is a deranged Christian fundamentalist and "presuppositionalist"

a what? also does he have any content other than videos?

 

[AnotherForumUser]

a what? also does he have any content other than videos?

Most of the content I was able to find appears to be recordings of him on political debate Discords and Google Hangouts. I wasn't able to find any accounts where he posts amusing stuff.

Presuppositionalism is also a form of Christian apologetics that basically says you can't know anything without God. Here's one of Rational Wiki's okay articles on the subject: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Presuppositionalism

 

[SwanDive]

Bit of a necro, but I'm not coming in without new information.

As it turns out, beyond being a spastic exceptional individual who gets way to angry at the most minute shit online, may also be a terrible person in real life. While claiming to be a hard-line fundamentalist Christian online, his offline life seems to directly contradict this, primarily in regards to his relationship with his (ex)family.

But let's start at the beginning: Back in June 2018, an article goes up on a website owned by someone named Sidney Winston identifying Darth Dawkins as Gary Milne, a dental hygienist in New Jersey. A month later, another post would be made claiming to have Darth's home address as well as detailing his adultery and subsequent divorce with his wife as well as stating he was violence towards her and their children. Yet another month later, a third article is published once again asserting that Darth had committed adultery on and assaulted his wife (leading to their separation) as well as now asserting that he had verbally abused his youngest son who has autism. Additionally, this article contains what seems to be Discord messages, although when, where, and by whom they were sent is unknown. The article also includes what is claimed to be a photo of Darth Dawkins' family, in which Darth, holding his son (the one with autism), has been cropped out of the photograph. The fourth (and most recent) article published this month includes a video; the first part would be Darth's wife discussing their marriage at some point prior to their divorce (I have yet to find the full video, so if someone more internet savvy than I could try to dig it up, that would be great. The second (and main) part of the video is a Discord call - a better version in which you can see the the people in the call - in which the owner of the server, Godless (who also has been banned from Kiwi Farms), laying into Darth and making several claims about him, many of which were posted on Sidney Winston's website.

Now, if you find Godless's voice to be as insufferable as I do, then let me summarize her statements (for reference, Firebrand Atheist is Sidney Winston):
1. Darth has a fat gut (she really wants to hammer this point home)
2. Darth cheated on his wife
3. Darth is an abusive person, leading to him being divorced from his wife and estranged from his kids
- He appears in none of his kids wedding photos and his wife has cut him out of the family photos he was in
- At some point, one of Darth's sons was arrested in Florida for an incident that may have been related to him
- His autistic son was forced to live in a group home due to his abuse
4. Despite his old age, Darth lives with his mother
5. Darth graduated from the same high school in which the first trans teacher to come out in the US worked
- This information would be subsequently used to dox him: Used in combination with his first name, approximate age, and state of residence, they were able to determine Darth Dawkins is Gary Milne based off high school graduation records
6. Godless is in contact with Darth's son David and one of his son-in-laws, but more on this later
- They (Godless and other members of her server) have tried to get David to do an interview about Darth for $200, but he decided against it
- Godless also claims to have called Darth's family and played his soundboard to tell them to "fuck off" as retaliation for Darth bullying atheists online
- Godless would also like to show Darth's videos to his grandson (who he wasn't met) so he can know what a terrible person he is
7. Darth's father graduate from Georgetown University as a dentist. Darth, however, flunked out of college, leading to him making dentures (?). That business venture eventually went under, resulting in Darth having to move back in with his mother.
8. Although Darth claims to have been married for 27 years, he was divorced in 2012

Based on the way everyone is speaking about Darth in the video, he seems to be in the channel and listening to them, presumably using one of his "secret" alts (this would explain why he isn't responding).

Now, a lot of this information could be written off as unsubstantiated, but I think that given the small video snippet of Darth's ex-wife, as well as the publicized messages between Godless and one of Darth's sons, I think it's safe to conclude that at the very least, Darth Dawkins is Gary Milne, he has divorced from his wife, and has a strained relationship with his kids (one of whom has autism). It's also worth pointing out that Godless managed to "dox" Darth's cat, and rather than telling her that the information she had was false, he says that she should be removed from the call because she is dox dropping. I myself have not been able to verify Darth's dox through the high school graduation records, but given everything else, it seems valid. I also tried to pull information from Godless's Discord server so I could post some logs here or get some other information, but for some reason I guess the server has been recently wiped and a new one put up in its place (if only I had hopped on this sooner )

When I first stumbled across Darth, I thought he was just a boomer Christian troll and that, despite a poor temper, wasn't super thread worthy. But after reading through all of this information on him, I definitely think he's a cow.

TL;DR - Darth Dawkins has been doxed, his name is Gary Milne, he lives in New Jersey, he has an ex-wife and five kids who resent him due to (assumed) abuse by Darth.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

Bit of a necro, but I'm not coming in without new information.

As it turns out, beyond being a spastic exceptional individual who gets way to angry at the most minute shit online, may also be a terrible person in real life. While claiming to be a hard-line fundamentalist Christian online, his offline life seems to directly contradict this, primarily in regards to his relationship with his (ex)family.

But let's start at the beginning: Back in June 2018, an article goes up on a website owned by someone named Sidney Winston identifying Darth Dawkins as Gary Milne, a dental hygienist in New Jersey. A month later, another post would be made claiming to have Darth's home address as well as detailing his adultery and subsequent divorce with his wife as well as stating he was violence towards her and their children. Yet another month later, a third article is published once again asserting that Darth had committed adultery on and assaulted his wife (leading to their separation) as well as now asserting that he had verbally abused his youngest son who has autism. Additionally, this article contains what seems to be Discord messages, although when, where, and by whom they were sent is unknown. The article also includes what is claimed to be a photo of Darth Dawkins' family, in which Darth, holding his son (the one with autism), has been cropped out of the photograph. The fourth (and most recent) article published this month includes a video; the first part would be Darth's wife discussing their marriage at some point prior to their divorce (I have yet to find the full video, so if someone more internet savvy than I could try to dig it up, that would be great. The second (and main) part of the video is a Discord call - a better version in which you can see the the people in the call - in which the owner of the server, Godless (who also has been banned from Kiwi Farms), laying into Darth and making several claims about him, many of which were posted on Sidney Winston's website.

Now, if you find Godless's voice to be as insufferable as I do, then let me summarize her statements (for reference, Firebrand Atheist is Sidney Winston):
1. Darth has a fat gut (she really wants to hammer this point home)
2. Darth cheated on his wife
3. Darth is an abusive person, leading to him being divorced from his wife and estranged from his kids
- He appears in none of his kids wedding photos and his wife has cut him out of the family photos he was in
- At some point, one of Darth's sons was arrested in Florida for an incident that may have been related to him
- His autistic son was forced to live in a group home due to his abuse
4. Despite his old age, Darth lives with his mother
5. Darth graduated from the same high school in which the first trans teacher to come out in the US worked
- This information would be subsequently used to dox him: Used in combination with his first name, approximate age, and state of residence, they were able to determine Darth Dawkins is Gary Milne based off high school graduation records
6. Godless is in contact with Darth's son David and one of his son-in-laws, but more on this later
- They (Godless and other members of her server) have tried to get David to do an interview about Darth for $200, but he decided against it
- Godless also claims to have called Darth's family and played his soundboard to tell them to "fuck off" as retaliation for Darth bullying atheists online
- Godless would also like to show Darth's videos to his grandson (who he wasn't met) so he can know what a terrible person he is
7. Darth's father graduate from Georgetown University as a dentist. Darth, however, flunked out of college, leading to him making dentures (?). That business venture eventually went under, resulting in Darth having to move back in with his mother.
8. Although Darth claims to have been married for 27 years, he was divorced in 2012

Based on the way everyone is speaking about Darth in the video, he seems to be in the channel and listening to them, presumably using one of his "secret" alts (this would explain why he isn't responding).

Now, a lot of this information could be written off as unsubstantiated, but I think that given the small video snippet of Darth's ex-wife, as well as the publicized messages between Godless and one of Darth's sons, I think it's safe to conclude that at the very least, Darth Dawkins is Gary Milne, he has divorced from his wife, and has a strained relationship with his kids (one of whom has autism). It's also worth pointing out that Godless managed to "dox" Darth's cat, and rather than telling her that the information she had was false, he says that she should be removed from the call because she is dox dropping. I myself have not been able to verify Darth's dox through the high school graduation records, but given everything else, it seems valid. I also tried to pull information from Godless's Discord server so I could post some logs here or get some other information, but for some reason I guess the server has been recently wiped and a new one put up in its place (if only I had hopped on this sooner )

When I first stumbled across Darth, I thought he was just a boomer Christian troll and that, despite a poor temper, wasn't super thread worthy. But after reading through all of this information on him, I definitely think he's a cow.

TL;DR - Darth Dawkins has been doxed, his name is Gary Milne, he lives in New Jersey, he has an ex-wife and five kids who resent him due to (assumed) abuse by Darth.

Thanks for the info dump. I had seen the videos you mentioned as well, but I wasn't sure on how to lay out all the info on them. I hope you manage to find more juicy tidbits.

 

[FukuMuku]

some of these things listed I can understand, but why astrology and halloween?