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klystron

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I was wondering if anyone would want to share their crazy relationship drama from the past. Some of it is rather funny. Here are a few from me:

1) My second serious girlfriend who I was totally nuts over went to Cambodia on a mission trip for 3 months. She had access to email and could send me one big email a day. On the third to last day before she was to come home she was talking nonstop about all these "cute guys at the pool" and how she was taking their pictures etc. When I got mad she got mad. She dumped me the day of her flight back and said she was concerned I wouldn't be successful (as if the guys in Cambodia at the pool she'd never see again were going to be?) because I had been kicked out of high school. (I started college at the age of 16 about 2 months later.) Anyway, double a lifetime later and I did all right.

2) I dated a furry once. Only she didn't start off that way. I can imagine what it might be like to date a girl and then have her dump you for a girl. I can see why that's a blow to your self esteem. But to date a girl and watch her turn into a furry is seriously messed up.

3) I met this chick online when I was like 20 and she was 17. She would masturbate on the phone constantly. We weren't talking about sex. She'd deny doing it and that it was just her having issues breathing. I finally confronted her about it and she admitted it. Despite raging hormones I was creeped out and gtfo'd.

4) I dated this nymho asian chick for 2 years. I thought I had found "the one." This chick was constantly all over me. I've never had so much er, enthusiasm from a girl. However towards the end I started to figure out she just wanted her hooks in a guy and that was her way to do it. I needed some time apart to get through a rough quarter at university. Like three weeks. She was wanting to see me more and go to her own classes less, and that's fine if she wanted to fail but I did not. She wound up finding a new guy during that time. Sheesh.

5) I got married thinking the drama was over, but there is more drama than all past relationships combined. I sometimes think I'd be better off with all my money for myself and one of OPL's used sex dolls.
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klystron

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are you seriously complaining about your exes and possibly your wife

The wife thing was tongue-in-cheek, as in just because you get married doesn't mean it's going to be perfect. Takes a lot of work. Lord knows I am not perfect. We've almost divorced more than once. I just was thinking about the whole GK thing and thought I'd share some stories that were weird/hard at the time but now that time has passed are kind of funny. I thought others might have some to share as well. I deeply apologize if my actions have caused you any distress.
 

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So I just wanna put my two cents into all of this
1) My second serious girlfriend who I was totally nuts over went to Cambodia on a mission trip for 3 months. She had access to email and could send me one big email a day. On the third to last day before she was to come home she was talking nonstop about all these "cute guys at the pool" and how she was taking their pictures etc. When I got mad she got mad. She dumped me the day of her flight back and said she was concerned I wouldn't be successful (as if the guys in Cambodia at the pool she'd never see again were going to be?) because I had been kicked out of high school. (I started college at the age of 16 about 2 months later.) Anyway, double a lifetime later and I did all right.
You got mad because she called some other guys cute? I bet you called other girls hot at that age too, also I don't blame her for wanting to break it off with a dropout.

2) I dated a furry once. Only she didn't start off that way. I can imagine what it might be like to date a girl and then have her dump you for a girl. I can see why that's a blow to your self esteem. But to date a girl and watch her turn into a furry is seriously messed up.
That happened to me, also it's on you to talk to her about that and accept that about her. Not drop her because she's into something you think is weird.

3) I met this chick online when I was like 20 and she was 17. She would masturbate on the phone constantly. We weren't talking about sex. She'd deny doing it and that it was just her having issues breathing. I finally confronted her about it and she admitted it. Despite raging hormones I was creeped out and gtfo'd.
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5) I got married thinking the drama was over, but there is more drama than all past relationships combined. I sometimes think I'd be better off with all my money for myself and one of OPL's used sex dolls.
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klystron

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So I just wanna put my two cents into all of this

You got mad because she called some other guys cute? I bet you called other girls hot at that age too, also I don't blame her for wanting to break it off with a dropout.

I didn't actually. We used to have this rule about not looking at other people. But it's stupid kid's stuff obviously. I wasn't a dropout I got expelled. I wound up with my first degree before I turned 19. I just needed a different environment. I was a "bad kid."


That happened to me, also it's on you to talk to her about that and accept that about her. Not drop her because she's into something you think is weird.

Actually I didn't "drop her" for that. We continued to date for 3 more years and I put up with it.


Seriously? 16 is legal in the majority of US states including mine.


No argument here.
 
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