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[Crabbo]

Joe Biden addresses health inequalities, stating that luxuries like fried chicken are being limited and rationed for the greater good of minorities.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@Crabbo announces a fan made sequel to Muscle March available exclusively to his Only Fans members. Download link leaked HERE.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@Wowcoolusername has been released from the hospital and is now selling "licensed" Sonichu medallions to pay for his hospital bills. Chris takes to Twitter and still insists he had nothing to do with the shooting.

 

[JambledUpWords]

@Wowcoolusername exposed as a member of the Tranch through PM leaks and has had sex with multiple Tranch llamas

 

[BingBong]

@JambledUpWords has passed away

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Obscure Otome game streamer BingBong gets banned on Twitch after he accidentally streams himself trying to suck his own dick. UPDATE apparently BingBong is announcing he is going into HRT and is asking for donations

 

[The Last Stand]

@LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] hoards hamsters. Investigated by PETA.

 

[Meat Target]

@The Last Stand has been arrested for running around beating up mimes at Mardi Gras

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@Meat Target got fucking arrested lol after trying to twerk on a cop car while on a sex tourist trip to the Philippines.

 

[Madre Muerte]

@Wowcoolusername mocked for having an anime avatar.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Munchie @Madre Muerte is TOTALLY and COMPLETELY dead guys. If you don't believe her, check out this new OP.

 

[Meat Target]

Joe Biden said the name of @Lovecraft's Cat in a press conference. Numerous suicides and riots across the country ensue.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

@Meat Target has been arrested after soliciting headpats from an undercover Anime Crimes Unit officer.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Debate user @Francesco Dellamorte on wether it should be legal to pimp your pets and family

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] has been doxxed and exposed as a Jacob Sockness sock account.

 

[Toolbox]

@Wowcoolusername Committed a weeb atrocity that makes the cum jar guy look like a volunteer firefighter.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@Toolbox abruptly canceled a Twitch stream after his mother walked into his room completely naked. Paypigs immediately demand refunds en masse.

 

[JambledUpWords]

@Wowcoolusername is actually a fed. Click this link to change email or request account deletion. I, Null, will be trying to sort this out

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

@Wowcoolusername shared his 60gb porn folder. Don't look at it unless you're into Holocaust-themed shota. [NSFL]

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@Wowcoolusername is actually a fed. Click this link to change email or request account deletion. I, Null, will be trying to sort this out

Bee tee dubs, I'm like totally not a fed, fellow law abiding forum users. Carry on.