@The Last Stand has started a Change.org petition to have Alucard from Castelvania digitally added as a member of the Max Rebo band in the next remastered release of Return of the Jedi.
@Wowcoolusername successfully pirated Warcraft III so that he can play Defense of the Ancients. Everyone can wish him congrats in this thread here.
[Update] The thread got jannied from too many pictures of cum chalices. New thread here.
@Toolbox """accidently""" cut of his penis with a pair of wire cutters. Vid was posted to OF and removed by jannies (I didn't realize they had them either). Archive here [NSFL].
"SAY HIS NAME" @Lovecraft's Cat becomes the first ACTUALLY unarmed black man to be shot by police this year (Spoiler: He had no arms, but was holding a sword clenched between his butt cheeks and was backwards charging an officer).
@Officer Eradicate has been banned from Twitter for racism and cultural appropriation, after converting to Hinduism and changing their name to "Gobinda Guntapunt".
@Meat Target almost died from MRSA and is in the hospital recovering from a skin graft after his homemade "Ridin' ON Biden" tattoo he gave himself became horribly infected.
Chris is on the run after the remains of @Wowcoolusername were found in the rubble of 14 Branchland Court following a fire that burned the house to the ground. Snorlax is still missing.